Actually, this guy picked Donald J Trump as username lol! Quote
Well or two variations
Hi my name is Sex_spert and I pull facts (and other things) right out of my ass.
or just
Hi my name is Sex_spert
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1. You look bored
2. You look immense today.
Feel free to add to the list, I left some of the obvious one's out.
"Hi Old Lady" and then he had the nerve to keep talking Quote