10/1/12 @ 11:34am
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They can be adjectives, nouns, numbers or lack thereof. They can evoke images or merely proclaim mastery of some domain or clientelle. But they must not go without some comment. Some noting of their passage:
xxx Sexy - Focuses us on what perhaps we most hope to find and wish to see.
xxx Deviant - Ah clever and fraught with meanings. An uninhibited dirty girl perhaps? With some axe to grind that could be channeled into some very hot grinding of another kind.
xxxxx iii, iv, or v - Wants to be treated as a queen and not likely submissive
xxxxxx viii - Deliberately warning you to watch your head and your wives
Golden xxxxx - Chances are her body emits and can be used in lieu of a lamp.
Honest xxxxx - Not often claimed though often true.
Sensible xxxxxx - Alas also not often claimed and sadly all too infrequently true
xxxxxxxx Snake-Hips - Surprisingly lacking from our midst but a classic
xxxxxxxx X - Efficient and evocative. A solid choice.
xxxxxxxxx Ski - Promises vigorous, outdoorsie fun
xxxxxxxx Sweetie - Watch out for her eyes, her lips, and her follow-up email
xxxxxxxxxxx - She who feels no adjective can convey what she plans to do to you.
xxxxxxxxxxx Fox - Wishful thinking. For is not the man the fox and the woman the prey?
xxxxxxxxxx Joy - A good idea. Promise of a good time and no guilt. May be a sucker for ceremony.
Sensual xxxxxxxxx - This one requires lots of foreplay. Lots of oils, tools, and kisses.
xxxxxxx Squirty - Self explanatory I hope.
Hot xxxxxxx - Will create desire in you. But that is all you know going in.
xxxxxxx Star - Lots of fans. Glamorous. In demand.
xxxxxxx Wildman - Unusual choice for a woman. Idea is probably that you will be driven wild.
Maxima xxxxxxx - This means an extremum or peak. So is typically followed by another.
xxxxxxx Beauty - Say no more. We are with you.
xxxxxxxx Perilous - A dangerous woman inspired by the past
xxxxxx Cock-splitter - Not a good buy on your budget
Noble xxxxxxxx - Rare and requiring careful treatment
xxxxxx Priest-Slayer - Plays those online role playing games
xxxxxx of Many Gables - Going for that public TV effect
xxxxxx Medieval - dungeon dweller
That's a good set. I am sure you have your favs and observations related to same.
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xxxxxx Wet - Always refreshing, spends a significant portion of each day washing sheets.
xxxxxxxx Domme - Owns more leather than all of the biker gangs in Canada. Both of them.
xxxxxxx Secret - Will tell you, but would have to message a Monitor after to k:ll you.
Bombshell xxxxx - Lovely, if not a short fuse.
xxxxxxxx Latin - Mistaken for asian one too many times.
xxxxx Sweet - Responds well to pet names such as Angel and Love. Dirty slut, not so much.
Creamy xxxxxxx - Never settles for 2 percent or skim. Available around Easter, wrapped in foil.
Baily xxxxxxxxx - First name most likely to be assumed a hipster adjective.
xxxxxxxx Cox - Subtley and almost tastefully reminds you the team she plays for.
xxxxxxx Stone - Sophisticated, honest and loyal once you get to know her.
Absolut xxxxxxx - Somebod get *hiccup* get this girrrl anoth- another girl another drink *hiccup*
Amazing xxxxxxxxx - Has spent her formative years achieving yoga poses once thought impossible.
xxxxxx Flirt - Will spend half the chat convincing newbies she doesn't own the site.
xxxxxxx Miraculous - Stare at her long enough and you'll see her image in your toast.
xxxxxxxx Cougar - She's come to terms, not easily persuaded by 'but you look 18 bb'.
xxxxxxx Cash - Here looking for nice guys and companionship. No, really.
Bella xxxxxxxxx - Never ever never knows any Italian.
Barbie xxxxxxx - Your dream girl. Until she strips and reveals a lack of nipples or genitalia.
Ken xxxxxxx - See Barbie xxxxxxx.
Nasty xxxxxxxxx - A very sweet girl with a wild side.
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xxxxxxxxxxx Fox - Wishful thinking. For is not the man the fox and the woman the prey?
Hendrix and I disagree... besides, if there were no women foxes, they'd be extinct. :p
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10/1/12 @ 10:56pm
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XXXXXXXXXXX Peach - Was no accident that she chose this and not plum, or berry, or orange. The plum and orange each have thick skins. The peach has a thin one and it is kind of fuzzy to the tongue in a very nice way. It is more delicate. It bruises so easily. It is very juicy and very sweet. A berry is tiny. You have to eat so many to be satisfied. But a peach gets your cheeks and nose fully wet. It takes a long, messy session to fully consume and when you are done... you have something hard to suck on for hours that still gives a hint of the sweet you finished earlier. You can spread it anywhere and make any other treat so much more enjoyable. But should never be canned, unless there is no other choice, for is a kind of sacrilege to eat a syrupy version of the thing that is so right fresh...
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10/3/12 @ 12:19am
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All hail! All hail! Her majesty the queen. May the sun never set on the effing Fuckwell dynasty! Jesu Christi, maka d ganglia TWEETCH!!!!! Quote
All hail! All hail! Her majesty the queen. May the sun never set on the effing Fuckwell dynasty! Jesu Christi, maka d ganglia TWEETCH!!!!!
Haha wowzers! I really hope "Constant" works. It's too late to be a Fuckwell now :0! Quote
xxxxxx Priest-Slayer - Plays those online role playing games
Hailey Priest-Slayer.. Quote
10/6/12 @ 5:51pm
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mmmmmmmmmm with pigtails n helmet with horns...
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For rogues.. the only code is the contract, and their honor is purchased in gold (or.. credits?). Free from the constraints of a conscience, these mercenaries rely on brutal and efficient tactics. Lethal assassins and masters of stealth, they will approach their marks from behind, piercing a vital organ and vanishing into the shadows before the victim hits the ground. These silent stalkers wear leather armor (skin tight, of course) so they can move unencumbered, ensuring that they land the first strike. Yeah.. us rogues like it from behind
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10/6/12 @ 6:46pm
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For rogues.. the only code is the contract, and their honor is purchased in gold (or.. credits?). Free from the constraints of a conscience, these mercenaries rely on brutal and efficient tactics. Lethal assassins and masters of stealth, they will approach their marks from behind, piercing a vital organ and vanishing into the shadows before the victim hits the ground. These silent stalkers wear leather armor (skin tight, of course) so they can move unencumbered, ensuring that they land the first strike. Yeah.. us rogues like it from behind
Well a mage is an expert at wielding his wand.
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10/7/12 @ 5:32pm
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For rogues.. the only code is the contract, and their honor is purchased in gold (or.. credits?). Free from the constraints of a conscience, these mercenaries rely on brutal and efficient tactics. Lethal assassins and masters of stealth, they will approach their marks from behind, piercing a vital organ and vanishing into the shadows before the victim hits the ground. These silent stalkers wear leather armor (skin tight, of course) so they can move unencumbered, ensuring that they land the first strike. Yeah.. us rogues like it from behind
Yeah? When I form a party I can always use a few rogues. I mean if you are on a deep penetration mission they are much more useful than say those noisy Amazons or Valkyries. Scare off all the loot before you are anywhere near it. Ever see what diamond headresses do in torchlight? Not good. That's why I never travel with snakes nor cats either. Ya don't wanna light yourselves up man.
Now if we are talking defending the keep, then a Valkyrie flying around screaming her head off is great to have. Or an Amazonian in the breech. Hell she can wear heels and sequins if she fills that gap fully. Just solid man. Then the rogue had better watch out. I know what a long siege does to thatkinda recruit. More likely to end up on the gallows than in the breech.
Yep a man's gotta know where to use his mercenaries.
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10/7/12 @ 11:35pm
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Ah yes this brings up an important point. What about symbol ambiguity? Are we talking vee, five, down arrow, win baby or something else?
Here I suspect we are supposed to get a cue from the name. Since most of us pronounce Cali as Kal - ee the V symbol is probably to be taken as a cap vee.
Now this takes us down a completely different line from the v of iii, iv or v. Here we are most likely dealing with a very sensual woman who is very in touch with her... garden. A sucker for kissing if done with great skill and variety.
Now you may say there is likely to be some hint of that royal nature nonetheless, and you'd be right. AFter all it is a boldly proclaimed V in caps that announces certainty, skill, and confidence along with that deep sensual side. You are going to be treated to wild sex with a woman who knows what she is doing, who is going to have a lush, well maintained crop for you to harvest, who will put the petal to the metal and make the Nile to flow once again...
There is a universe in that V...
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10/8/12 @ 11:01am
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Critical to get it right. Take your "cute". Seems innocent enough. Evokes bambi eyes, cuddeling, eyelash fluttering....
But is that what she meant when she selected her nome de passion, like a samurai his sword?
Perhaps it is to be pronounced cut - ee as in: this babe's a slasher! Or works for the Triads.
Worse perhaps, is: cootie. That's right. Those childhood horror stories were true, too true. And like the mummy she comes to bring the curse upon you.
Now your mind is finally working, reeling, what else, what other dangers lurk in these four horrid letters. What other scourge awaits mankind?
Perhaps kayoot - tee ... of course, this is what the Blackfeet called the demon scavenger, who took the form of the coyote, and butchered the wounded. Devours you when you are down and vulnerable. Yeah, not gonna happen now ... bitch!
You can all thank me later. I have to go buy some things at Hank's Guns and Ammo. This place is a lot more dangerous than even I thought.
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10/9/12 @ 12:32am
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At first sound of it... the man perhaps relaxes a little. Safe enough isn't it? The promise of faithfulness, the implied sanity of it and oh we all need, and crave blessed sanity, precious sanity in this mixed up world.
But is it? Is it really sane in all it's senses? Is it not... relentless. Always there...
Hmmmm you start with the love... intense... like a heartbeat... it builds and builds... like the vertiginous steps, up and up and up....
It never ends... Never ceases... hour after hour... passion building, building, ... building....
Now you start to wonder... can you take it? Can your hull stand this pressure without bolts bursting? Are you man enough to last? Can you endure the trial?
The grind... the reach... the buck... the clinch... tighter and tighter... the grippe constant... evermore...
Walk carefully in this lair for something constant lurks...
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