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Female Performer Chat: Recognising a member named KERTUS
Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 5:38pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

...dunno why but i thought i'd recognise myself ... well???? .... why NOT??!!! don't knock it, try it u mite like it ...
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 5:39pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

btw does anyone else recognise me?
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Created by: rheza111

4/16/12 @ 6:00pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: just to the left of center
Posts: 2,431

kert let me say stand up and be recognized, however starting a thread for it is well, to put it mildly funny and not really in a good way but whatever Hey Kert
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Tori Karsin
Created by: Tori Karsin

4/16/12 @ 6:03pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

I DO! Hi there :hitit
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 6:09pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

kert let me say stand up and be recognized, however starting a thread for it is well, to put it mildly funny and not really in a good wat but whatever Hey Kert



rhez, don't let doing things in a bad way put u off doin' things ... ta know success ya gotta know ummmmmm, well u know wat i mean ... thanks for recognising a thing badly done!
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 6:11pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

I DO! Hi there :hitit


oh god Tori, now i am not only recognised i am blessed!! ... told u rhez ... good things sum times cum outta bad things!

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Created by: .jeffie.

4/16/12 @ 6:24pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Strange :orglaugh
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Randi Rain
Created by: Randi Rain

4/16/12 @ 6:31pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

btw does anyone else recognise me?



hi :)
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paperpunch09
Created by: paperpunch09

4/16/12 @ 6:38pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: USA
Posts: 3,146

You must be that beer drinking surfing koala guy I've seen around

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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 6:42pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880


Strange :orglaugh



u like?
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 6:43pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880




hi :)



hi :)
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 6:44pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

You must be that beer drinking surfing koala guy I've seen around





the same paperpunch! oi btw wat happened ta my avitar admin??!!
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

4/16/12 @ 7:26pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

luvs my aussie pal, btw me thinks it's funny.
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 7:32pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

luvs my aussie pal, btw me thinks it's funny.



aawww thanks Grumps!! (pssst keep this ta urself ... was meant ta b funny!)
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

4/16/12 @ 10:29pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


The chair recognizes the member named KERTUS and gives him the floor.

The table, who has been engaged to the floor for many years now, is rolling up its sleeves...

The cooler is kind of watching all this going on...

The magazine rack is riffling its pages very nervously...

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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 10:34pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880


The chair recognizes the member named KERTUS and gives him the floor.

The table, who has been engaged to the floor for many years now, is rolling up its sleeves...

The cooler is kind of watching all this going on...

The magazine rack is riffling its pages very nervously...





thanks chair ... well uuuuummmmm daaaaaaaaaa well, ummmm yup ..... kert sits down with hands under ass ...
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Bryanna Spanks
Created by: Bryanna Spanks

4/16/12 @ 10:39pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

...dunno why but i thought i'd recognise myself ... well???? .... why NOT??!!! don't knock it, try it u mite like it ...



You are a goof. But we all knew that.
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 11:14pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

Bryanna!!! I had ta google 'goof' ... fool - booby - dolt - blockhead - nincompoop .... i take it this is a compliment??
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Purgatory
Created by: purgatory

4/16/12 @ 11:21pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00




You are a goof. But we all knew that.



:orglaugh Agree :thumbsup ...



Hey Kert you have been officially recognised :winkwink . :drinkup



Bryanna!!! I had ta google 'goof' ... fool - booby - dolt - blockhead - nincompoop .... i take it this is a compliment??




Take it as a compliment mate, I have been called a lot worse over the years on here :orglaugh ask the regulars I bet you even some of the old time regulars even remember a model many years ago called "Cynthia" dedicating her life to hunting me down and making me suffer slowly (not in a good way by the way before you read that in a kinky way), I have to thank the VS media techs for rescuing me back then for something she thought I did, but I had no idea what she was talking about lol).. God I miss her ... She was great for a laugh and was kinda cute.. I must be unconsciously attracted to crazy women, I swear every time I date one they show their true crazy nature later (Tomorrow I will get hit over the head with something heavy for that comment by the pet hamster (speaking of crazy) :winkwink).
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 11:25pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880




:orglaugh Agree :thumbsup ...



Hey Kert you have been officially recognised :winkwink . :drinkup



...thanks man ... geeze way have i started? ... a goof??? (was hoping this would bring a hole lotta sexy models to my defence)
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