Some member, and my discretion tells me not to tell that was LickaU aka Looney, learnt me the precious value of the cOOkie. Now I know that cOOkies are always there!

Please, share your experiences with cOOkies in your life. Don't be shy, share even those bad moments, when any cOOkie wanted to know you...


cOOkies are everywhere.

You don't know the time and place.

But cOOkie will find you.

Keep eyes opened and watch out!

Time of cOOkies is cooooooming...



Let's make world cOOkie'licious!






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Thank you Miss Loona Park for a tasteful topic


The Cookie Song
"Meet Strawberry Shortcake"
[Strawberry Shortcake]

Ooh, I smell a cookie baking
Tell me, what kind are we making?
Looky, looky, what a cookie
Cookie, cookie, oh

[Ginger Snap]

Sugar cookies, peanut butter
Chocolate chip, here comes "anutter"
Looky, looky, what a cookie
Cookie, cookie, oh

[Strawberry Shortcake and Ginger Snap]

Cookie, looky, yummy-yumptious
Deli-ticious, tummy-tumptious
Flavorific, scrummy-scrumptious
Cookie, cookie, oh


[Apple Dumplin']

I see cookie, mixy, bakey
Ooey, cookie, bixy, makey
Looky, looky, gimme cookie
Cookie, cookie, oh

[Strawberry Shortcake, Ginger Snap and Apple Dumplin']

Cookie, looky, yummy-yumptious
Deliticious, tummy-tumptious
Flavorific, scrummy-scrumptious
Cookie, cookie, oh

[Strawberry Shortcake]

Shortening, flour
Eggs, vanilla
Sugar frosting for a filler
Looky, looky
What a cookie
Cookie, cookie, oh

[Strawberry Shortcake, Ginger Snap and Apple Dumplin']

Cookie, looky, yummy-yumptious
Deliticious, tummy-tumptious
Flavorific, scrummy-scrumptious
Cookie, cookie, oh
Cookie, looky, yummy-yumptious
Deliticious, tummy-tumptious
Flavorific, scrummy-scrumptious
Cookie, cookie, oh

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Gym Class Heroes - Cookie Jar


(Feat. The-Dream)

The Dream:
radio killaa killaa

Travis:
you know what it is, gym class heroes, the dream
its hard to look innocent when i got cookie crumbs all over my face

The Dream:
i like girls, they like me
they look so good, and they sit in them jeans
want you to be the one, and my only
i wanna be faithful but i cant keep my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
my hands, my hands, my uh my hands
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
you see i got this problem, i need help tryna solve it
cuz meeting after meeting and im still a cookie hogger
you can hide em, imma find em, on the counter, in the closet
and ill say i didnt do it with my face covered in chocolate
my girl be settin booby traps to catch me eatin scoopy snacks
i left crumbs in the bed once but i told her i was through with that
she still dont be believin me and i guess that im cool with that
but i gotta sweet tooth that'll never come loose and the truth of the matter is

The Dream:
i like girls, they like me
they look so good, and they ?? them jeans
want you to be the one, and my only
i wanna be faithful but i cant keep my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
my hands, my hands, my uh my hands
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
i got a thing for milano biscotti italianos
and i never turn down some oreos if you got those
butter pecan puerto rican or those oatmeal raisin asians
hazelnut brazilians macadamia caucasians
dbl stuffed or thin mint, it dont matter you gettin it
cuz i gotta sweet tooth that'll never come loose and the fact of the matter is

The Dream:
i like girls, they like me
they look so good, and they ?? them jeans
want you to be the one, and my only
i wanna be faithful but i cant keep my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
my hands, my hands, my uh my hands
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
imma monster for these cookies
im a beast for they treats
like animal for they crackers
head to feet they so dam sweet

Travis:
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar



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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/633787/sexy_fun_cookie_song_by_gmac_wild_and_crazy_spring_break_in_bah /
Sexy Fun Cookie Song By Gmac- Wild And Crazy Spring Break In Bah





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During the early part of the 18th century North Americans began to use the word 'cookie' to define a small, sweet, flat or slightly raised confection. The word 'cookie' appears to come from the Dutch word "koekje or koekie" and refers to a small cake. Alan Davidson in The Oxford Companion to Food states that "cookies were originally associated with New Year's Day....references from the early part of the 19th century show that cookies and cherry bounce (a cherry cordial) were the correct fare with which to greet visitors on that occasion."


Cookies are now eaten any time of the day - coffee breaks, as a snack, for dessert, and even given as a welcoming gift.

The arrival of immigrants from all over the world has had an enormous impact on the variety of cookies now made and enjoyed in the United States. Our most famous cookie, the chocolate chip, is of our own invention. Around 1930 Ruth Wakefield, who owned the Toll House Inn in Massachusetts, decided to cut up chunks of Nestle's Semisweet Yellow Label Chocolate bar and add them to a rich butter cookie dough. The Nestle company discovered her delicious cookie and made a deal for the rights to her recipe. By 1939 Nestle had invented chocolate morsels and packaged them in a Yellow Label bag and, upon buying the Toll House name, printed Ruth Wakefield's recipe for "The Famous Toll House Cookie" on the back


Cookies are one of the fastest and easiest things to make. Generally they are a simple combination of all-purpose flour, unsalted butter, granulated and/or brown sugar, eggs, baking powder/soda and flavorings. They come in many different shapes, sizes, textures and flavors. They are classified as:

Bar - a soft batter is spread evenly into a shallow pan, baked, and cut into individual bars or pieces.

Drop - a firm batter is "dropped" onto a baking sheet using a spoon or ice cream scoop. Each cookie should be of equal size and spaced evenly on baking sheet.

Molded or Hand-Formed - a firm batter is shaped into balls, logs, etc. or pressed into a mold. The cookies are then placed on a baking sheet and baked.

Piped or Pressed - batter is either put in a pastry bag fitted with a decorative tip or placed into a cookie press. The batter is then piped onto a baking sheet or pushed through the cookie press into fancy shapes and baked.

Refrigerator or Icebox - batter is shaped into a log, refrigerated until firm, evenly sliced into rounds, placed on a baking sheet and baked.

Rolled - a firm batter is rolled into a thin layer, shapes are then cut out using a cookie cutter, cookies are placed on a baking sheet and baked.

In the U.K. cookies are called sweet biscuits; in Spain they are called galletas; in Germany they are called keks; and in Italy they are called biscotti. Every country has its favorite. In the United States and Canada it is chocolate chip, in the U.K. its shortbread, in France its sables and macaroons, and in Italy biscotti.




Main thing about cOOkies - best fresh from hOt Oven
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Creaming - The fat and sugar are placed into a mixing bowl and creamed together. The eggs and any liquid are added. Finally, the flour and leavening agent are added and mixed just until combined.

One-Stage - All the ingredients are placed into a mixing bowl and blended together until a smooth batter is formed.


COMMON PROBLEMS:

If cookies brown too quickly - check to see if your oven is calibrated properly and not reading too high. You can do this with a free standing oven thermometer. Another reason for over-browning is from using dark-colored baking pans or sheets which promote browning. Either reduce oven temperature by 25 degrees F (15 degrees C) or use aluminum pans or sheets.

If cookies brown too quickly on bottoms - the same reasons as above but also your oven rack may be too low or the batter has too much sugar in it.

If cookies brown too quickly on top and the bottoms are not cooked enough - the oven rack may be too high, the temperature is too high, or you are using dark-colored baking pans or sheets.

If cookies spread too much - dough may be too soft. This is remedied by placing the dough in the refrigerator for 15 minutes to firm up. Also, never place cookies on a warm baking sheet as the batter will start to soften and spread even before you place them in the oven. Cookies can also spread too much if placed on a greased baking sheet, when the recipe states using an ungreased baking sheet. Cookies made with butter have the tendency to spread more than cookies made with shortening.

If cookies are too dry and hard - it may simply be that the cookies were over baked. Also, if the oven was not hot enough, they will take too long to bake and this causes them to dry out. The batter could contain too much flour or not enough egg or liquid.



#1 recipe of 2008 : Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe

Recipe:

1 cup (2 sticks) (226 grams) unsalted butter, room temperature

3/4 cup (150 grams) granulated white sugar

3/4 cup (160 grams) firmly packed light brown sugar

2 large eggs

1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract

2 1/4 cups (295 grams) all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 1/2 cups (270 grams) semisweet chocolate chips

1 cup (100 grams) walnuts or pecans, coarsely chopped (optional)



The Chocolate Chip Cookie was invented by Ruth Wakefield, who was the owner of the Toll House Inn in Massachusetts. The story goes that one day in 1930 she decided to add small chunks of a Nestle's Semisweet Yellow Label Chocolate bar to her butter cookie dough. The cookies were an instant hit with her customers and word of their popularity reached the Nestle company. Nestle must have realized that adding small chunks of their chocolate bar to cookie dough would appeal to the mass market because by 1939 Nestle was selling chocolate morsels (or chips). What a brilliant marketing plan it turned out to be when Nestle decided to package the chocolate chips in a Yellow bag and then bought the rights to the Toll House name and Ruth Wakefield's chocolate chip cookie recipe. They called her recipe "The Famous Toll House Cookie" and printed it on the back of the Yellow bag of chocolate chips.


This Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe is very similar to the recipe on the back of the bag of Nestle's Chocolate Chips. Made with unsalted butter and a combination of white and brown sugars, it produces a rich and chewy cookie with caramelized edges. Now, making chocolate chip cookies can present a challenge. As John Thorne states in his book 'Serious Pig', "our national cookie demands more skill than many of us can muster.....It is too rich for its own good." So if you have trouble making these cookies you are not alone.
Although flour, sugar (white and/or brown), butter or margarine, baking powder and/or baking soda, eggs, vanilla, and chocolate chips make up a chocolate chip cookie recipe, taste and texture do vary by recipe. So if you want to try another type of chocolate chip cookie I have included a recipe for Chocolate Chunk Cookies. This recipe contains less flour so their texture will be more crisp and it has more brown sugar than white sugar which gives the cookies a nice caramel flavor. And true to Ruth Wakefield's original cookie recipe, I have chopped up a semi sweet chocolate bar instead of using chocolate chips.


Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C) with rack in center of oven. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper. Set aside.

In the bowl of your electric mixer (or with a hand mixer), cream the butter. Add the white and brown sugars and beat until fluffy (about 2 minutes). Beat in eggs, one at a time, making sure to beat well after each addition. Add the vanilla and beat until incorporated.

In a separate bowl, combine flour, baking soda, and salt. Add the dry ingredients to the egg mixture and beat until incorporated, adding the chocolate chips and nuts (if using) about half way through mixing. If you find the dough very soft, cover and refrigerate until firm (about 30 minutes).

For large cookies, use about a 2 tablespoon ice cream scoop or with two spoons, drop about 2 tablespoons of dough (35 grams) onto the prepared baking sheets. Bake about 12 - 14 minutes, or until golden brown around the edges. Cool completely on wire rack.

Makes about 4 dozen - 3 inch round cookies.

Note: You can freeze this dough. Form the dough into balls and place on a parchment lined baking sheet. Freeze and then place the balls of dough in a plastic bag, seal, and freeze. When baking, simply place the frozen balls of dough on a baking sheet and bake as directed - may have to increase baking time a few minutes.



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*In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips*

~Friends feel rude when they go in your cupboards, best friends dont even ask!~


Love you more than all the chocolate chips in the cookie jar! Miss you soo much. xoxo

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cOOkie Jar by Gym Class Heroes

The Dream:
radio killaa killaa

Travis:
you know what it is, gym class heroes, the dream
its hard to look innocent when i got cookie crumbs all over my face

The Dream:
i like girls, they like me
they look so good, and they sit in them jeans
want you to be the one, and my only
i wanna be faithful but i cant keep my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
my hands, my hands, my uh my hands
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
you see i got this problem, i need help tryna solve it
cuz meeting after meeting and im still a cookie hogger
you can hide em, imma find em, on the counter, in the closet
and ill say i didnt do it with my face covered in chocolate
my girl be settin booby traps to catch me eatin scoopy snacks
i left crumbs in the bed once but i told her i was through with that
she still dont be believin me and i guess that im cool with that
but i gotta sweet tooth that'll never come loose and the truth of the matter is

The Dream:
i like girls, they like me
they look so good, and they ?? them jeans
want you to be the one, and my only
i wanna be faithful but i cant keep my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
my hands, my hands, my uh my hands
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
i got a thing for milano biscotti italianos
and i never turn down some oreos if you got those
butter pecan puerto rican or those oatmeal raisin asians
hazelnut brazilians macadamia caucasians
dbl stuffed or thin mint, it dont matter you gettin it
cuz i gotta sweet tooth that'll never come loose and the fact of the matter is

The Dream:
i like girls, they like me
they look so good, and they ?? them jeans
want you to be the one, and my only
i wanna be faithful but i cant keep my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
my hands, my hands, my uh my hands
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

Travis:
imma monster for these cookies
im a beast for they treats
like animal for they crackers
head to feet they so dam sweet

Travis:
cant keep my hands, my hands, my uh my
cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar Quote

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Cookie Day by Shonen Knife

Sugar sugar candy in my mouth. Stay home watch TV.
A cute boy singer is singing like a man. I have
nothing to do. It's very very hot outside. I'm
lazy in my room. I have to water the cactus on the
porch. 'Cos it needs a drink. Thinking about these
kinds of things I suddenly wanted to eat some
cookies and dip them in milk. I wanna go to the
cookie shop. Cookie day, cookie day, it's a
beautiful cookie day. Cookie day, cookie day, it's
a beautiful cookie day. I have a postcard of a big
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buffalo. I bought it during the tour. I missed a
chance to send it to you. Back in North Dakota.
There're many pretty things in life. Take it easy.
Let it be. I promise to send it next time to you.
Really means a lot to me. Thinking about these
kinds of things I suddenly wanted to eat some
cookies and dip them in milk. I wanna go to the
cookie shop. Cookie day, cookie day, it's a
beautiful cookie day. Cookie day, cookie day, it's
a beautiful cookie day. Cookie day, cookie day,
it's a beautiful cookie day. Cookie day, cookie
day, i t's a beautiful cookie day. Cookie day,
cookie day, oh yeah. Quote

cOOkie by Phantom Blue

Every time I see you boy
My little buttercup
I want to eat a part of you
Your taste is what I love
You're nothing like a Snicker's bar
You're more an Oreo
Hard and crunchy on the top
And sweet from down below

(Chorus)

Oh, my cookie
Oh, my cookie boy!
Can I lay my cookies on your sack?



You're nothing like a Pay-Day bar
You are more like a Twix
I want to take a bite of you
and cover you with licks

Your sweet and sexy caramel
Is driving me insane
I want to rub my fingers through your
Marshmallowy mane



Oh, my cookie
Oh, my cookie boy!
Can I lay my cookies on your sack?
Can I lay my cookies on your sack?

(Break)


Oh, my cookie
Oh, my cookie boy!
Can I lay my cookies on your sack?
Want to lick the fudge
Right off your back
Can I lay my cookies on your sack?
Baby, you're so sweet
You make me crack! Quote

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Artist: Sesame Street
Song: Well Do It Together The Cookie Tree

Cookie: Hi everybody. Me so hungry for cookies me could scream. But we won't find cookies in park. Wait. What's that? Cowabunga! Wait, it no can be. It is! It's a cookie tree! Me no can believe this!

Look it is a cookie tree!
Weirdest thing me ever see!
Cookies sitting there like peaches
Oh, but too high for me to reach

Uh, what me going to do? Oh wait! Here comes Herry! Maybe he help me get cookies from tree!

We'll do it together, do it together
That'll be great!
We have fun, and get things done
When we cooperate

C: Hi Herry.

H: Hiya Cookie!

C: Oh, Herry me got problem.

H: Oh, what's wrong?

C: Do you see that cookie tree?
Cookies hanging there for me
But me no can reach so high
Hey, gimme boost and we both try

H: Sure, hop on my shoulders. That way you can reach the cookies.

C: Yeah yeah!

Both: We'll do it together, do it together
That'll be great
We have fun and get things done when we cooperate

H: OK Cookie get on my shoulders. Be careful.

C: Oh, me no can reach. Cookies still over my head. Me stretch!

H: Hey quit jumping on my shoulders!

C: Me want cookies!!!!! (He's a nut!)

H: WHOA!!!!!!!

Grover: Hello everybodeeee! Cookie, you fell down, why did you do that?

C+H: Do you see that cookie tree? Cookies hanging there for free. But we can't reach up so high. Maybe you can help us try.

Grover: Ah. Well, I can stand on your shoulders. Maybe then you can get the cookies.

C+H: Yeah yeah!

All: We'll do it together, do it together
That'll be great
We have fun and get things done when we cooperate

H: OK Cookie, up on my shoulders.

C: Now Grover, you get on top of me.
Me can taste those cookies!!!!!!

G: OK, do not get excited! I Grover will see to it. Ok now I can reach the branch. I am shaking the cookie branch and here come the cookies!

C: Oh boy oh boy!

H: Hey be careful............!!!!!!

CRASH!!!!!

C: Oh, me fell down. But me have all these tree grown cookies. Me eat them now!!!!

G: Wait , wait just a second.

H: Yeah, wait a minute!

C: Wait? Why wait?

G+H: Well......
Do you see that cookie tree?
We both helped you didn't we?
But our job is not complete.
Not until we help you eat!

C: You mean you want to eat cookies too?

G+H: Sure!

C: Oh, why not? Plenty for everybody!

All: We do it together, do it together.
That'll be great!
We have fun....

C: And say yum yum!

All: When we cooperate!

C: Ah cookies!!!!

H: This one isn't ripe.

G: And this one has a pit...

H: Help me peel this one....

COOKIE MUNCHES AWAY AS THE MUSIC FADES.........
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