Ozzie's favorite babe was gone - back for 2 days - and will be off for 8 days

Ozzie needs to be Entrertained

Sheep jokes , 101 ways to use sheep , Recipes for sheep dishes , and funny replies and welcomed

Ozzie has always been Pro-model and nice to even members like me

Let the Roasting begin Quote

One sheep to rule them all
One sheep to find them
One sheep to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them Quote

i can not be mean to ozzie...he loves his sheep Quote

A wife hears a knock on the door, she opens to see her husband carrying a sheep in his arms and to hear him say:
- That's the pig that I have to fuck!
- You idiot, it's a sheep! - she answers.
- Shut up! I was talking to the sheep!


A middle aged man comes to visit a farmer, who is busy minding his sheep. After he gets out of the car he asks:
- Farmer, what are you doing? Minding your sheep?
- Yes, I am.
- What if I tell you exactly how many sheep do you have? Will you give me one so can roast it?
-Sure, I will.
The middle aged man returns to his car and his laptop, his satellite connected cellphone, connects himself with the internet... after a while he says:
-Farmer, you have exactly 347 sheep here!
- Hm that's right, you can have one.
The middle aged man chose a nice, white sheep he liked.
- What if I tell you who you are, will you give it back to me? - asked the farmer.
- All right, I will.
- Well, you're a European Union farming consultant.
- How do you know that?!
- Well, you drive an expensive car, you come where noone invited you, you take from people poorer than you and you know shit about my job! Give me my dog back!
(in my country shepherd dogs are white )


Two farmers are flying their new sheep to their farm. Suddenly the engine fails and the plane starts to fall.
Farmer 1 - Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Farmer 2 - What about the sheep ?!?
Farmer 1 - Fuck the sheep !!!!
Farmer 2 after a minute - Do you think we have time?



Not trying to be mean to Ozzie Quote

A wife hears a knock on the door, she opens to see her husband carrying a sheep in his arms and to hear him say:
- That's the pig that I have to fuck!
- You idiot, it's a sheep! - she answers.
- Shut up! I was talking to the sheep!
A middle aged man comes to visit a farmer, who is busy minding his sheep. After he gets out of the car he asks:
- Farmer, what are you doing? Minding your sheep?
- Yes, I am.
- What if I tell you exactly how many sheep do you have? Will you give me one so can roast it?
-Sure, I will.
The middle aged man returns to his car and his laptop, his satellite connected cellphone, connects himself with the internet... after a while he says:
-Farmer, you have exactly 347 sheep here!
- Hm that's right, you can have one.
The middle aged man chose a nice, white sheep he liked.
- What if I tell you who you are, will you give it back to me? - asked the farmer.
- All right, I will.
- Well, you're a European Union farming consultant.
- How do you know that?!
- Well, you drive an expensive car, you come where noone invited you, you take from people poorer than you and you know shit about my job! Give me my dog back!
(in my country shepherd dogs are white )
Two farmers are flying their new sheep to their farm. Suddenly the engine fails and the plane starts to fall.
Farmer 1 - Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Farmer 2 - What about the sheep ?!?
Farmer 1 - Fuck the sheep !!!!
Farmer 2 after a minute - Do you think we have time?
Not trying to be mean to Ozzie


Thanks penny that was great so funny. Quote

Mary had a little sheep,
And with this sheep she went to sleep,
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
And Mary had a little lamb.


Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep ?!?
SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

Cheers Ozzie! Quote

Sheep - what elephants use as tampons. Quote

I would tell a sheep joke but you've probably HERD them all before! Har har!

PS: if you google "sheep jokes" 99% of what's been posted comes up in the 1st result! Quote

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

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There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

She asked the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?"

He replied "Sure!"

Out of the blue, she blurts out, "352!"

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!" Quote

Mary had a little lamb,
She shot it in the head,
Now she takes it to school,
Between 2 slices of bread. Quote

Recipe in case Ozzie gets hungry :

Butterflied Leg of Lamb with Roasted Vegetables :

Ingredients :

1/2 cup Oil. olive
3 x Lemons, juiced
4 x Garlic cloves, minced
3 tbl Marjoram, chopped
2 tbl Rosemary, chopped
6 lb Lamb, leg of, boned and butterflied
Salt, to taste
Pepper, black, to taste
5 lrg Potatoes, baking, cut into 6 lengthwise wedges each
4 med Zucchini, halved lengthwise
4 x Pepper, bell, red, seeded, halved lengthwise
Lemon, wedges for serving


Method :
Combine 1/3 cup of the olive oil, the lemon juice, garlic, 2 tablespoons of the marjoram and the rosemary, and marinate the lamb in this mixture for 24 hours. Bring the lamb to room temperature.
Heat broiler and broiler pan. Remove the lamb from its marinade, scraping off as much of the herbs and garlic as possible. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Place it flat on the boiler pan, the thickest part at the back of the pan, and broil for 15 minutes. Turn the lamb and broil for 13 to 15 minutes longer. Remove from the broiler and let stand 10 minutes.
Note: This is also an excellent cut for the grill; grill until a slight bit of pink remains in the center, either over _low_ direct heat, or smoke-roast over indirect heat.
Let roast 'rest' for 10 minutes before carving, and then slice off 8, 1/2 inch thick slices for the current meal, and then wrap, chill and refrigerate the remainder of the meat for use later in the week (see recipes for Deviled Lamb, Lamb Hash, Couscous-lamb Salad, Roasted Pepper, Lamb and Watercress Focaccia Sandwiches, and Lamb Pita Sandwiches with Tahini Sauce).
Combine the potatoes, the remaining 2 tb. olive oil (or slightly more if desired) and salt and pepper to taste in a large roasting pan. Place the potatoes in the oven at the same time as the lamb goes under the broiler.
Roast, tossing once, for 25 minutes.
Add the zucchini and peppers, tossing them with the potatoes, and roast until the potatoes are tneder when pierced with a knife and the zucchini and peppers are just tender, 12 to 15 minutes more. Season with additional salt if necessary, pepper and the remaining 1 tb. marjoram.
Reserve 10 potato wedges for hash later in the week.
Mound the remining vegetables on a platter and serve with the sliced lamb and lemon wedges.
Note:
This recipe is for an oven with a single heating element that allows for simultaneous broiling and roasting. In an oven with seperate heating elements for oven and broiler, roast the vegetables first at 45 F., then broil the lamb. Reheat the vegetables in the 10 minutes that the lamb stands before carving.



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Recipe in case Ozzie is SO lonely


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Here is 1 sheep who wants to meet Ozzie for 8 days :

I left the farm a young, dumb blow-up sheep looking for kicks.When you're a sheep you have three choices in life. One, you can be sheared your whole life. Two, you can be dinner. Or three you can be a mans plaything.

Sheering or being eaten just didn't do it for me but the feeling of a man's hands on me... wow! I loved it. I wanted, nay, needed to become a fantasy sheep slut. The groovy geisha of shapely sheep.

So I set out to see the world and experience the decadent and sexy underbelly of society. I've been everywhere! I got "made" in Michigan, Japan, Charlotte, Atlanta, Deer Lick. I'm living the dream. Traveling from town to town and learning the ways to the fragile human heart. I've seen and done it all.

Drop me a line on my blog and ask me anything! I give great advice. If you want to date me just visit me at muttonbone.com! Unlike some of the women on the farm... I don't tell tale about what goes on under my tail! Ewe'll be safe with me... (that's just my little pun, and it only works if I write it).
Who I'd like to meet:
Who I'd like to meet:
No more farmers! I want men. Real men! I want those men from the Village People. Or any of those boy bands. God, I love them. I want virgins to sheep. I love bachelors. Nothing like being the last thing a man nuzzles up against before he takes the plunge. Actually, if I had a last wish, it would be to be sodomized by every fraternity pledge every year before I die. Do you know how sexy it is to break in a man?

The Love Ewe's Interests
General I like grass. I like weed. I mean weed. I mean weeds. Dandelions are delicious. I love stripping at parties where there are plenty of men.


Music House music. That BOOM, BOOM, BOOM... it gets me started.


Movies Braveheart (men in kilts drive me wild!), Silence of the Lambs. The Love Ewe meets the Love Bug. Terms of Endearment.


Television I am working on my own reality show. It's called The Simple Sheep. It's about a lonely (but secretly rich) sheep who travels the country helping people in need. Watch your skinny ass Paris Hilton!


Books I like reading. Chuck Palahniuk is my favorite. (I'd totally do him!)


Heroes My dad, before he got electrocuted trying to make a break for it.


Groups:
NYC Underground Comedy Fest




The Love Ewe's Details:

Status: Single
Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation: Bi
Hometown: The Ranch
Body type: 3' 6" / More to love!
Ethnicity: Other
Religion: Taoist
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Education: Some college
Occupation: Blow up sheep






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128 Reasons why Sheep are better than women


Reasons Why Sheep Are Better Than Women




Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth.
You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear.
Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.
Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease.
Nuttin' beats mutton.
Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel.
Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early.
Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down.
Sheep never ask about your former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them.
No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe.
Sheep are never concerned about their reputation.
Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up.
Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up the second time.
Sheep never insist on eating out.
You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson.
Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late.
Sheep don't smell like tuna fish.
Sheep don't get moody once a month.
You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth.
A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay.
A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed.
A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon.
A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car.
A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains.
A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay.
A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup.
A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy.
A sheep won't care if you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator.
A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom.
A sheep will never sue you for alimony.
A sheep won't care if you screw her sister.
A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is
A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing.
A sheep won't use your razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can.
Sheep never have a headache.
A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill.
A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom.
A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons.
Sheep grow their own fur coats.
A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football.
Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend.
A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning.
Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex.
A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up.
A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator.
A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style.
A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom.
Sheep are "ram tough".
A sheep won't think you're cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear levis with a hole in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth.
Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on.
Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning.
Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck.
A sheep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake the kids, you'll wake the neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, she's not drunk enough to enjoy it.
A sheep will never leave you for a cucumber.
You can't tell when a sheep is over weight.
Sheep don't hog the bathroom for hours on end every morning.
Sheep won't drag you to a chick flick.
Sheep aren't feminists.
Sheep don't get offended when you drag 'em out with shears and shave 'em down.
A Sheep doesn't try to get you jealous by flirting in front of you with your friends.
Sheep don't drive automobiles... let alone drive ANYTHING.
A Sheep won't bitch when you are doing things with the guys.
Sheep have no need for 372 pairs of shoes.
Sheep don't get pissed when you're playing video games
Sheep don't complain about thongs or any type of lingerie
Sheep don't mind the taste of whipped cream.
Sheep won't kick you out of your own bed - well, they MIGHT but they won't do it verbally.
Sheep never complain if your laundry needs doing... badly.
Sheep could care less about fashion sense.
Sheep don't hate football season.
A Sheep won't encourage you to get into fights.
You can feed a sheep to a crocodile and when you're done you won't get thrown in prison for it.
Warm on BOTH sides.
Sheep make wool.
Sheep don't ask "What have you done for me lately?"
You can be a sheep farmer... aka Polygamy.
You can sell a sheep when you're tired of it.
With a sheep, you don't have to buy it dinner first and it can be your dinner *after*.
Sheep make the same noise all the time.
You don't have to hide your credit cards around sheep.
Sheep don't run away.
Sheep are always on all fours.
No one's ever heard a sheep say "Men are scum".
Sheep don't expect an orgasm.
A Sheep doesn't mind if you are done in two minutes or if you go to sleep afterwards.
Sheep don't have a father with a shotgun.
You can practice unsafe sex with sheep and not worry about pregnancy.
Sheep don't drag you to work parties or any other stupid parties.
Sheep will let you sleep in 'til noon.
Sheep don't drag you to 'family gatherings'.
Sheep don't expect you to marry them.
You don't have to buy expensive jewelry for sheep.
A sheep doesn't care if you ever meet its parents.
A sheep won't constantly nag you about what you're thinking.
A Sheep doesn't fill in your planner with sissy romantic stuff - like "Remember Valentine's Day"
Sheep could care less about chocolate or what it does to their thighs.
Sheep don't know the difference between a 1 karat and a 2 karat diamond.
Sheep don't want to monopolize all your time.
A Sheep has never had a hard time picking out a new shirt, a wedding gift or even a bathing suit.
Sheep "Baa" instead of Bitch"
A sheep won't drink your beer.
Sex with a sheep under 18 is not considered statutory rape.
You don't have to worry about mom approving of your sheep, you know she doesn't.
You can legally kill a sheep.
A sheep won't smoke your weed, through they might eat it.
There's no such thing as an ugly sheep.
Sheep won't tell you to mow the lawn - they mow it for you.
Sheep orgies are easy to arrange.
Three words: "Sheep don't tell."
A sheep won't yell out another man's name during sex.
A sheep has never asked "Do you love me?"
You can legally own a sheep.
Receiving oral sex from a sheep is as simple as buying a jar of peanut butter.
Velcro Mittens don't work on women.
Sheep don't care if you are late.
It doesn't take buying a lot of expensive drinks at the bar to take advantage of a sheep.
You won't get AIDS from a sheep, though Syphilis can be a problem.
Sheep are not anorexic.
Sheep don't mind hearing about how great an ex-girlfriend was at oral sex.
Sheep don't care whether you hate their parents.
Sheep don't care if you screw their parents, siblings, cousins or any other blood relative.
Sheep don't press charges.
Sheep don't make up a "Honey-Do" list for Football Saturday/Sunday.
Sheep don't have alcoholic mothers who make passes at you.
Sheep can't e-mail.
Carrots - not Karats.
Sheep don't know how to call you on the telephone.
Sheep don't like boy bands
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LOL LickaU thoughs 2 posts are so so funny. Quote

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A PhD in sheep shagging

So, there is a guy in his final year at University, and he decides to do a thesis on Sheep Shagging. (Strange behaviour, considering he was studying Electronics ... but, never mind ... I digress).

He calls upon a Surrey Sheep Farmer to ask his opinions.

'Well, I gets the hind legs ... stuffs them into me wellies ... and then takes them from behind. That's it.'

'Oh, thank you' says the student, taking copious notes along with sketches etc.

Next he visits a farm down in Dorset.

'What are your view on sheep shagging?' he asks boldly.

'Well, you've got to take the hind legs, stuff them into the wellingtons, and then take the sheep from behind. That's all there is to it'

'Oh. Thank you very much for your information' the student replies, once again scribbling away in his notebook.

The Student, intent on finding out the most about sheep shagging from farmers far and wide, visits Wales.

'How do you sheep shag?' he confronts one farmer.

And once again he gets the same reply. 'Take the hind legs. Stuff them into the wellingtons. Give the sheep one from behind.'

Scottish farmers gave The Student the same answer. Maybe it was something to do with Great Britain or something ... so he travels to Europe.

All across Greece, Turkey, Italy, Austria, France ... no matter where he went he got the same answer 'Take the hind legs. Stuff them into the wellingtons. Take the sheep from behind.'

The Student began to get depressed. No matter where he went, would he ever get a different answer? Surely there must be someone, somewhere, that shagged sheep differently.

He travelled to the Southern Hemisphere.

At New Zealand he obtained the same answer to the same question.

'Take the hind legs. Stuff them into the wellingtons. Take the sheep from behind.'

Finally he manages to find a small outback farm in the middle of Australia. He approaches the sheep farmer and explains his predicament. Gladly the Australian sheep farmer explains his method.

'Well, you get the sheep; throw it on its back; spread its legs and then do the business.'

'Eh? ... ' replied The Student, incredulously. 'You don't put the legs in the wellingtons and take the sheep from behind?'

'WHAT!?', says the Aussie Farmer ... 'And miss out on all the *kissing* ?'

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Ummm PeteK ... you won't find sheep in the middle of Australia

And "a small outback farm in the middle of Australia" could be bigger than England

And maybe not everyone reading these forums will know what "wellingtons" and "wellies" are

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Woohoo this thread is so much fun. Quote

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep
hole.
"Wow...that looks deep."
"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.
"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks
down there. Those should make a noise."
They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole
and wait... and wait. Nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his
face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a
railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in,
it's GOTTA make some noise."
The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a
sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the
wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,
running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air
and into the hole.
The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.
Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?
You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy
and just jumped into this hole!

Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep was
chained to a railroad tie.


When a tourist coach passed through a small country town in Australia
one of the passengers
noticed a sheep tied to a lamppost on the corner in the main street.

"Oh that," said the guide, "that's the Recreation Center"



What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp. Quote

Now the boat has been rocked
Time to provide Ozzie some more entertainment



Sheep - Pink Floyd

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You'd better watch out!
There may be dogs about
I looked over Jordan, and I've seen
Things are not what they seem.

That's what you get for pretending the danger's not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal terror in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is not a bad dream.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He lays me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.

Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream.
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.

Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you're told.
Get out of the road if you want to grow old.






Baa Baa Black Sheep

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full.

One for my master,
One for my dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full.

One for my master,
One for my dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.







The Sheep Song - Dresden Dolls

Wash up
Bowl of mush
Look I made america
Hush hush
Don't don't rush
Time for quiet
Time to brush

Brown wine
Turpentine
EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE
Sleep now
Never fear
All your animals are here

Counting sheep
I lay me down to sleep
But I see a sheep that will not leave
From the back they catch him in a trap
Hit his head and send him off to bed

Cutting by numbers is kinder
Invest in the one with the silencer
All of the studies say if they're
Calm when they die then they taste better

Cutting by numbers is kinder
Invest in the one with the silencer
All of the studies say if they're
Calm when they die then they taste better

Goodbye
Olive sky
I am crying all the time
There there
Don't despair
We will find your sheep somewhere...





Finally a band
The Choice Is Yours - Black Sheep

Who's the Black Sheep, what's the Black Sheep?
Don't know who I am, or when I'm coming so you sleep
Wasn't in my room, wasn't in my sphere
Knew not who I was, but listen here
Dres, D-R-E-S, yes I get suckers start
If it's all right with you, I'll rip this here one apart
Back, Middle, to the front, don't front
Wanna a good time, gonna give you what you want
Can I hear a hey? (Hey)
Now get a yo! (Yo)
You gotta hay? (Huh)
It's for the hoes (Oh)
The styling is creative, Black Sheep of the Native
Can't be violated, or even decepticated
I got brothers in the Jungle, cousins on the Quest
Deaf retarded uncles, in parties were they rest
Guess, which way, what, when, how
Mista Lawnge, Dres, Black Sheep slam NOW
Know you've heard the others, phonies to the lovers
Then of course, the choice is yours

You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this, for this is where it's at
You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this, for this is where it's at

Where's the Black Sheep, here's the Black Sheep
Even if we wanted to the flock could not be weak
Watch me swing like this, why should I swing it like that,
Because in fact, on me it might not attract
Therefore I ignore, do as I feel inside
I live with me, I've got my back tonight
Ya know what I'm saying, yo Black, I'm not playing
Need to go with this, or go with that with no delaying
See, in actuality, one be can it be,
I made it look easy, because it is to me
Any time capacity was filled, try to rock it
Any time a honey gave us play, tried to knock it
Never was fool, so we finished school
Never see us sweat, and you'll never see us drool
Out to rock the globe while it's still here to rock
Don't punch girls, and we don't punch a clock
Gotta go, gotta go, see you later by the cat
And you can't beat that with a bat

You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this, for this is where it's at
You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this, for this is where it's at

Now you can get this, or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this yes, for this is kinda fat
If you get with that, then you will surly miss,
Because that is so wack, I think you'll get with this
For in the day in my life, or rather the life of my days
Never sweat the chaos, for Black Sheep has ways
Although, how shall I say it, take a point, convey it
Styling is quite Dolby, yes I know those for you play it
Not to be all that though all that is my goal
Stumble and fell, brother, like Dres would roll
Need a sexy honey for a twilight stroll
Gave up on sushi, give me an egg roll
At A & W, get to the Root, with a boot or sneaker
Get near a speaker, demo to a single
To the kind with a fly hoe, damned the scenario
And, pass the paper, cross the fader
Black Sheep getting played, like a Sony in a Beta
Dres the creator, of a style that is much greater

You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this, for this is where it's at
You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
You can get with this, or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this, for this is where it's at


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