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Location: Baltimore
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8/16/10 @ 8:19am
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Location: Baltimore
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Her Bio: http://www.flirt4free.com/models/bios/doritha/about.php
Direct link to her room: http://www.flirt4free.com/login/?model_id=12583
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9/8/10 @ 11:10pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
I had seen her before , but she was often busy talking .
I do not like to break up interesting conversations .
I think the topic did not do weel without a link to her.
Should do well with her answering here
Hopefully she can talk to members here , annouce when she is working , and tell about her life .
It is fun and friendly in her room .
Graceful dancer - ;eter she told me she is a ballerina
Today is her 5th Flirt Anniversary - I saw it and visited her .
Yes , I did pick on her a little - and I was rewarded with a sweet smile
Some recent reviews :
Happy 5th Flirt Anniversary .
You are more beautiful . Looked at Bio pictures .
You hair style was like Bo Deril in "10"
Sexy , friendy and so warm .
By **** on September 8, 2010
Super Sexy and Very Friendly, 5 Stars all the way. Happy 5th Anniversary.
By **** on September 2, 2010
this girl is stunning!
By *** on August 21, 2010
What an awesome girl!!!!! No better model on this site, i
'll be back to see her for sure!
By &&&& August 14, 2010
Just had another great time with Doritha....there simply is no woman i'd rather spend time with, anywhere. I can't recommend her strongly enough to do her proper justice, you must experience her for yourself.
Amazing this lady has been a secret too long
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9/8/10 @ 11:22pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
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2 blondes drinking coffee and talking:
"Last night i had a dream my husband is cheating on me" the one said.
"So what it was just a dream right?"the second answered.
"That's the problem if he dares to cheat on me in my dreams who knows what he does in real"
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An old couple decided to have a nude lunch to refresh their old passions.
As looking each other with cat's eyes and eating the lady said.
"Oh honey only from ur eyes my tits are getting hot"
"No darling",her husband answered"it's not my eyes,ur tits are in the soup" Quote
9/9/10 @ 3:44pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
Ballerina
Two guys are sitting at a bar when this girl with hairy arm pits walks in. One guy says to the other, "She must be a ballerina." "How can you tell?" asks the other guy. "Well, only a ballerina can lift her leg that high."
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"Why u are looking" at me she asked,"You have never seen a nude woman?"
"No miss,I've seen,but i am just wondering where u keep ur purse" Quote
9/9/10 @ 10:12pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
Dinner with the Parents
A teenager walks into a drug store and tells the Pharmacist that he needs to buy some condoms. The Pharmacist asks him, what quantity, because they come in 3packs, 6 packs and 12 packs. The boy tells him, that he has really impressed his new girlfriend, and that he has been invited over to have dinner, and meet her parents. He says I'm sure that I will absolutely dazzle her parents, and that he had better sell him the 12 pack, because Tonight is going to be the Night.
The boy shows up for dinner, and they all sit down at the table. They ask the teenager to say the blessing. The boy starts to pray, after five minutes he is still steadily praying, ten minutes go by and he is still praying. After fifteen minutes, the boy finally says Amen. The Girl looks at the Boy and says "gee-wiz, you never told me that you were that religious". The boy replies "you never told me that your father was a Pharmacist"
Guess What I Saw
A Little boy comes home from school, and tells his mother, "guess what I saw today". The mother asks him "what did you see"? The little boy says " I saw daddies car pull up in the alley across from school, during recess today, and he had our neighbor Miss Jones in the car with him" . The mother asks; "what were they doing"? The little boy says; "they were kissing, and then they started putting their hands on each other, and then they started taking off, all their clothes, and then..." The mother says "STOP RIGHT THERE" as she holds her hand up, "this is a story, that you need to tell at the dinner table tonight."
The father arrives home, and they all settle down for dinner. The mother asks "Son; what did you see today"? The little boy says " I saw daddies car pull up in the alley across from school, during recess today", and he had our neighbor Miss Jones in the car with him. The mother asks; "what were they doing?" the little boy says; "they were kissing, and then they started putting their hands on each other, and then they started taking off, all their clothes". The mother asks "AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED". The father sits in complete horror, with eyes the size of dinner plates, as the little boy responds to his mother's question...."They started doing, what You and uncle Bill used to do, when daddy was in the army"
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9/10/10 @ 2:54am
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Location: in your heart and soul
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9/10/10 @ 7:07pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
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DIRTY DANCING - HUNGRY EYES
I've been meaning to tell you
I've got this feelin that won't subside
I look at you and I fantasize
You're mine tonight
Now I've got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I
I want to hold you so hear me out
I want to show you what love's all about
Darlin tonight
Now I've got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I
Now I've got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did I take you by surprise
I need you to see
This love was meant to be
With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I
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Happy naughty Friday everybody!!!Try not to drink too much or if u do nurse Doritha is on duty to cure u...or let u examine me ;)
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9/11/10 @ 3:30am
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Location: in your heart and soul
Posts: 201
9/11/10 @ 6:19pm
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Location: Baltimore
Posts: 74
9/13/10 @ 5:41pm
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Location: Baltimore
Posts: 74