11/11/10 @ 7:54pm
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Sick Leave
I urgently
needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung
upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me
what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to
be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes
later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD
are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and
recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my
co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '...And where do you
think you're going?!'
(You're gonna lovethis....)
She said,
'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
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And if I had the chance I'd never let you go
So won't you say you love me
I'll make you so proud of me
We'll make 'em turn their heads
Every place we go
So won't you please
(Be my be my baby) Be my little baby
(I want it only say) Say you'll be my darling
(Be my be my baby) Be my baby now
(I want it only say) Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh
I'll make you happy, baby
Just wait and see
For every kiss you give me
I'll give you three
Oh, since the day I saw you
I have been waiting for you
You know I will adore you
Till eternity
So won't you please
(Be my be my baby) Be my little baby
(I want it only say) Say you'll be my darling
(Be my be my baby) Be my baby now
(I want it only say) Ooh, ohh, ohh, ohh, oh
[INSTRUMENTAL]
So come on and please
(Be my be my baby) Be my little baby
(I want it only say) Say you'll be my darling
(Be my be my baby) Be my baby now
(I want it only say) Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh
(Be my be my baby) Be my little baby
(I want it only say) Ooh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-oh-oh-oh
(Be my be my baby) Oh-oh-oh, oohh...
(I want it only say) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooohh...
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11/12/10 @ 6:17pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
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Drinks , food , dancing , and so much more
Hispanic moves and soul in her hips .
Shakira could takes lessons and never show soulful movements as well .
Exotic hair , sweet lips , and unforgetable moves . Quote
I am making a huge weekend naughty party especially for you,wine..nice music for stripping..my stockings and high heels on,my mind full with naughty thoughts...the idea of my body being covered with cream is driving me crazy...and the cream...hope to get it from u ...;)
I will be very happy to see u all in great mood for a naughty weekend... The party hours will be starting from 10 pm GMT/4 pm us EST every night from friday to sunday;)..and dont forget bringing ur birthday suits with u;)
Kisses and hugs Quote
AND THE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR FACES
AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR NAMES
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AS HUMAN
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AT ALL
YOU KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE MONEY
KEEPING YOUR EYES ON THE WALL
[CHORUS]
I`M YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
I`LL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I`M YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
AND ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO
I WANT TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS
I WANT TO LIVE OUT BY THE SEA
HAVE A HUSBAND AND SOME CHILDREN
YEAH I GUESS I WANT A FAMILY
ALL THE MEN COME IN THESE PLACES
AND THE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR FACES
AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR NAMES
[CHORUS TWICE]
DEUTSCHMARKS OR DOLLARS
AMERICAN EXPRESS WILL DO NICELY - THANK YOU
LET ME LOOSEN UP YOUR COLLAR
TELL ME DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE SHIMMY AGAIN
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11/12/10 @ 8:42pm
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Location: Baltimore
Posts: 74
All night, staring at the ceiling
Counting for minutes, I'm feeling
This way, so far away, and so alone
But you know it's alright, I came to my senses
Let go of my defenses
There's no way I'm giving up this time
Yeah, you know I'm right here,
Not losing you this time
And I'm all in, nothing left to hide
I've fallen harder than a landslide
I spent a week away from you last night
And now I'm calling, calling out your name
Even if I lose the game
I'm all in, I'm all in tonight
Yea, I'm all in, I'm all in for life
There's no taking back, what we've got's too strong
We've had each other's backs for too long
There's no breaking up this time
And you know it's ok, i came to my senses
Let go of my defenses
There's no way I'm giving up this time
And i'm all in, nothing left to hide
I've fallen harder than a landslide
I spent a week away from you last night
And now I'm calling, calling out your name
Even if I lose the game
I'm all in, i'm all in tonight
Yeah, I'm all in, I'm all in for life
I want it, I want it, yeah, I want it
Yeah, I want it, I want it, I want it
Yeah, I want it, I want it, yeah, I want iy
Oh, I'm calling, calling out your name
Even if I lose the game
I'm all in, I'm all in for life
And I'm all in, nothing left to hide
I've fallen harder than a landlside
I spent a week away from you last night
And now I'm calling, calling out your name
Even if I lose the game
I'm all in, I'm all in tonight
Yeah, I'm all in, i'm all in for life
Yeah, I'm all in, i'm all in for life
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11/12/10 @ 9:13pm
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Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had so much time
To sit and think about myself
And then there she was
Like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was
Like disco superfly
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely is a dream
Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself
And then there she was
In double platform suede
Yeah there she was
Like disco lemonade
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely is a dream
Mama this surely is a dream
Yeah mama this must be my dream
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11/12/10 @ 9:50pm
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Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970
You have made me what I am and I am yours
My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you
Let me hold you in my arms forever more
You have gone and made me such a fool
I'm so lost in your love
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my song
Lady, for so many years I thought I'd never find you
You have come into my life and made me whole
Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear
In my eyes I see no one else but you
There's no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me
I've waited for you for so long
Lady, your love's the only love I need
And beside me is where I want you to be
'Cause, my love, there's somethin' I want you to know
You're the love of my life, you're my lady
Lady Dori is on - if you still haven't found what you're looking for check her out. awesome Eyes - sexy Smile and great Personality - and not to forget a body to dream about
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I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight
I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight
The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red
The lady in red
The lady in red
My lady in red (I love you.) Quote
11/13/10 @ 5:55pm
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I looked up the origin of Doritha :
The girl's name Doritha d(o)-ri-tha is a variant of Dorothy (Greek), and the meaning of Doritha is "gift of God".
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11/14/10 @ 7:09pm
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The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'
God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat
The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'
The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'
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11/14/10 @ 7:51pm
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Location: Baltimore
Posts: 74
11/16/10 @ 6:42pm
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Posts: 29,285
Beautiful like rare autumn flowers still here before winter .
Soft , elegant , energetic and so sensual .
Experience like no other for me with each visit
Men, you may think you have a command of the English language, but when it comes to communicating with women, you may be surprised. Here is our dictionary of Womanese. Master these terms and you'll find your relationship with women greatly improved.
The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women
1.Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2.That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3.Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
4.Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5.Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6.Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
7.Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8.Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
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11/16/10 @ 6:49pm
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Location: Baltimore
Posts: 74