Did you used to be a guy?
Peel
Open boobs / bobs / bulbs / or any one of 500 ways not to spell breats / boobs...
are you a virgin?
and my fav... "I have a 15 inch cock"
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3/11/16 @ 9:13pm
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Location: Sunny South Florida - with a REALLY cool car :-)
Posts: 1,501
and my fav... "I have a 15 inch cock"
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I think they resort to such acts simply to get your attention. One model I know did a fake cry when she was called ugly & the other just laughed it off. Don't give them the pleasure of your attention, just ignore or you could always use the repellant(ban) Quote
1. the tattooer who made u that ink had to fuck u a lot after finishing!" thats one!
2. I could help u and u could work as a secretary, but i think Escort fits perfectly with u! (i learnt that day the meaning of escort lol)
And.....idk why but without wishpering is not so funny to say! Have u got any idea why is?????hahahahahah
happy Wendnesday
lololol dedicated for all those who wants to...fly lolol
muah
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model: my husband Quote
6/16/16 @ 3:37am
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Location: Washington, DC
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never say their hair looks like a squid
Words to live by online or in person. Another hairdo related chat:
Member "please tell me to cut my hair"
Silence
Member "Tell me to cut my hair"
Model "cut your hair"
Member "how much should I cut off?"
This conversation earned 5 stars for originality. Another 5 stars for shear stupidity.
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9/15/16 @ 12:54am
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267
Cam goes beep.
Greeter goes heeyah
Vibe goes bzzzzz
and room synchophant goes tip tip tip
Neighbor goes blluub
Cheetohs go crunch
Leather goes creak
whip goes fwoosh
and Beggar goes open bobs
But there's a sound
No ones heard...
What does the model say?
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1. You look bored
2. You look immense today.
Feel free to add to the list, I left some of the obvious one's out.
so music on!!!
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2) your boyfriend freak
3) you are not good enough
4) a terrible couple
Do not be so, please)) Quote
12/13/16 @ 3:01am
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267
A camera steals your soul. That's not acne on your chest. That's where your soul was ripped out.
Can't get it back either. It's been pixelated. Sony's been trying to figure out how to reconstruct 'em for decades.
Yep, that's why ponies don't like you anymore. That's why the neighbor's dog barks at you every time you come home.
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1. You look bored
2. You look immense today.
Feel free to add to the list, I left some of the obvious one's out.
Are you a transvestite? Your face looks masculine. (to which everyone else in the room highly disagreed) lol. Can you put your legs over your head?-asked 100 times, no tip. You're ugly asF, just quit now. (I beg to differ) can we fuck in person? (get this a lot) =creepy! Bottom line is miserable people will try to drag you down to their level. Don't give em time of day. You kinda have to be - very-thick skinned to do this.
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Oh no ur boobs are not having tits
Sorry thats ur ass.....by mistake Quote