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Female Performer Chat: Kertus Smash let me show you how it is done
Created by: dan_in_florida

2/2/12 @ 3:03am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Sunny South Florida - with a REALLY cool car :-)
Posts: 1,501

I'm sure you will pitch many tents, LOL :winkwink
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/2/12 @ 3:30am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

I'm sure you will pitch many tents, LOL :winkwink



... ^ Pitched mine already!!
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UglyCouch
Created by: uglycouch

2/2/12 @ 4:16am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: In your chatroom!!!
Posts: 101

c/d

this is where all the cool kids are?
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Christy Peach
Created by: Christy Peach

2/2/12 @ 4:20am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

perhaps she's cocooning, and what returns will be of a gossamer quality that vaguely resembles what we once knew as 'Amanda Fucking Palmer'....
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/2/12 @ 4:30pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

What will we do??? Well. We should find her and go to camping:))))





.... Morra u know my tent only takes two...
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Dr.McLovin
Created by: dr.mclovin

2/4/12 @ 2:45am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The mirror in the sky
Posts: 54

-.-


I have changed my motives for visiting the site, so when I'm bored and remember all the hotties around here I just can't help coming back for a few days. And this place has given me a story for my grandchildren to listen to when I'm an old fart, drank and reminiscing about my days of porn sites. Its been a fun time, but very confusing lol. Its hard to get a point across here, when you have to be careful what you say.

Amanda, don't get scared, but I think I want you !
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/4/12 @ 4:45am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880


Amanda, don't get scared, but I think I want you !


Dr.McLovin, i think u mite b the bravest man wat eva walked the forums!!

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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/6/12 @ 2:45am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

Wow 5 days?
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DaveZ13
Created by: davez13

2/6/12 @ 2:21pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Posts: 18

Wow 5 days?


? Is she back?
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Created by: rheza111

2/6/12 @ 3:58pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: just to the left of center
Posts: 2,431

negative....but if you read her last post "twitter drama" i must admit i didn't get most of it like where it was coming from to whom it was directed etc....but she did write she was asking admin to block her membership again once she was done posting
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/6/12 @ 7:21pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880



? Is she back?




naah ... looks like its permanent! :(
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

2/7/12 @ 12:13am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


They say that if you join hands, in mid February, in the Poetry thread, and say the name of the beast six times backward, as long as you don't break the circle, or cross the beams, that there is a one in 421948529 chance that you can summon her...

But be ye warned that once summoned her power is a million times magnified...
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/7/12 @ 12:54am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880


They say that if you join hands, in mid February, in the Poetry thread, and say the name of the beast six times backward, as long as you don't break the circle, or cross the beams, that there is a one in 421948529 chance that you can summon her...

But be ye warned that once summoned her power is a million times magnified...



..hate ta sound dumb ... but wats the name of the beast?? ... jus' in case ... hope its not 666 coz not sure wat that is backwards?
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

2/7/12 @ 2:06am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267




..hate ta sound dumb ... but wats the name of the beast?? ... jus' in case ... hope its not 666 coz not sure wat that is backwards?



The beast's name is found from the number 666. Many of the unwashed assume this number is expressed in base 10. But this is not so. The minions of the beast have always used base 13.

In base 13 this number corresponds to the year 1098. 1098 is the year famous for an unusual unbroken string of Crusader victories in the Holy Land. Many have felt that this string of successes was unnatural given the Crusaders past and following performances.

The first victory was over a prince named Redwan. Or rather this is the name that he took for himself. For it is in fact the name of the beast. The anger of the Dark Lord at being invoked in such a manner by a would be Saladin was so strong that he was not content merely with the destruction of every Jihadist army that year... he visited 10 plagues upon that region and promised 10 more would follow at regular intervals. A story for another time...

So Redwan... innocent seeming Redwan is the name you seek.
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/7/12 @ 4:05pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880




The beast's name is found from the number 666. Many of the unwashed assume this number is expressed in base 10. But this is not so. The minions of the beast have always used base 13.

In base 13 this number corresponds to the year 1098. 1098 is the year famous for an unusual unbroken string of Crusader victories in the Holy Land. Many have felt that this string of successes was unnatural given the Crusaders past and following performances.

The first victory was over a prince named Redwan. Or rather this is the name that he took for himself. For it is in fact the name of the beast. The anger of the Dark Lord at being invoked in such a manner by a would be Saladin was so strong that he was not content merely with the destruction of every Jihadist army that year... he visited 10 plagues upon that region and promised 10 more would follow at regular intervals. A story for another time...

So Redwan... innocent seeming Redwan is the name you seek.



... its never simple is it ?? ... can we have the plague story now ...
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Tori Karsin
Created by: Tori Karsin

2/9/12 @ 5:50pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

I want her back!!!!!!!!!! :(
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/9/12 @ 11:38pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

I want her back!!!!!!!!!! :(



... gonesky Tori ... sorry :(
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Tori Karsin
Created by: Tori Karsin

2/10/12 @ 12:59pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00




... gonesky Tori ... sorry :(



this makes me very sad........ she brought so much fun and smiles to my room! She gave me many good times:( I can only hope and wish she returns...........
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/11/12 @ 3:15am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880




this makes me very sad........ she brought so much fun and smiles to my room! She gave me many good times:( I can only hope and wish she returns...........



...Tori if only more of those that were touched by her 'JOY$' had voiced the same sentiments ... well maybe we woulda stood a chance .... but it seems they forget the 'JOY$' pretty damn quickly ... funny that ???
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paperpunch09
Created by: paperpunch09

2/12/12 @ 12:47am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: USA
Posts: 3,146

Mashfan's sister---Amanda_Fucking_Palmer--was sighted earlier. However, word in the chat is she is planning another departure soon.

So, Kertus get your koala butt in the rooms she frequents and maybe you'll catch a glimpse of her.


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