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Female Performer Chat: Recognising a member named KERTUS
Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 11:39pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880




:orglaugh Agree :thumbsup ...



Hey Kert you have been officially recognised :winkwink . :drinkup



Bryanna!!! I had ta google 'goof' ... fool - booby - dolt - blockhead - nincompoop .... i take it this is a compliment??




Take it as a compliment mate, I have been called a lot worse over the years on here :orglaugh ask the regulars I bet you even some of the old time regulars even remember a model many years ago called "Cynthia" dedicating her life to hunting me down and making me suffer slowly (not in a good way by the way before you read that in a kinky way), I have to thank the VS media techs for rescuing me back then for something she thought I did, but I had no idea what she was talking about lol).. God I miss her ... She was great for a laugh and was kinda cute.. I must be unconsciously attracted to crazy women, I swear every time I date one they show their true crazy nature later (Tomorrow I will get hit over the head with something heavy for that comment by the pet hamster (speaking of crazy) :winkwink).




i did thanks... i know Bryanna, and she knows me ... so wat she has ta say is totally qualified an' i'll take it on the chin or wherever she'd like ta land it.. GOD BLESS THE CRAZY ONES!
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Created by: rheza111

4/16/12 @ 11:48pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: just to the left of center
Posts: 2,431




...thanks man ... geeze way have i started? ... a goof??? (was hoping this would bring a hole lotta sexy models to my defence)


i may not be a model but i play one on tv and perhaps what bryanna meant is you do goofy things like start a thread about yourself but quite honestly i see it as a joke that it was meant to be peace you surfin beer drinkin koala bear
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Purgatory
Created by: purgatory

4/16/12 @ 11:51pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00



i may not be a model but i play one on tv and perhaps what bryanna meant is you do goofy things like start a thread about yourself but quite honestly i see it as a joke that it was meant to be peace you surfin beer drinkin koala bear




Clearly was a joke :winkwink ... That's why it was funny... We all know Kertus on here and must have seen him in the rooms and he's always a funny guy when about :thumbsup .
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/16/12 @ 11:58pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

...thanks sexy patrons.. :helpme
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Purgatory
Created by: purgatory

4/17/12 @ 12:23am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

...thanks sexy patrons.. :helpme



You're welcome now go make the Tori thread lol, unless you have over 3500 boost points :orglaugh :evil
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Tori Karsin
Created by: Tori Karsin

4/17/12 @ 1:17am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

So do I need to write my own thread or what? Is that how it is done :winkwink
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/17/12 @ 1:21am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

So do I need to write my own thread or what? Is that how it is done :winkwink



Tori its only for the BRAVE or the FOOLISH ... and I'm sure u don't have ta .... Mr G will do it for ya ...
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/17/12 @ 1:30am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880




You're welcome now go make the Tori thread lol, unless you have over 3500 boost points :orglaugh :evil



'tis done ...
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Purgatory
Created by: purgatory

4/17/12 @ 3:11am (EST) |UTC - 5:00




'tis done ...



Good man :)
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Morra
Created by: Morra

4/17/12 @ 10:24pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

Adam&Eva waiting for you:)))
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Morra
Created by: Morra

4/17/12 @ 10:25pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

Luuuuuuuv YA!!!! :evil :angel
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Created by: lickau

4/17/12 @ 11:16pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Kertus - I love your humor .
Anger thread was 1 of the funniest threads here and served a purpose too .

:drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup


21 beer salute :thumbsup
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/18/12 @ 5:40pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

Adam&Eva waiting for you:)))



Morra!! i thought we were going camping??!! Luvs ya 2!!
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Tori Karsin
Created by: Tori Karsin

4/18/12 @ 7:02pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

Will you be around tonight?
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/18/12 @ 9:01pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

Will you be around tonight?



...if u tell me to :bowdown
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/18/12 @ 9:04pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

Kertus - I love your humor .
Anger thread was 1 of the funniest threads here and served a purpose too .

:drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup


21 beer salute :thumbsup



ur a great sport matey .. an' life without humour is a life without ummmmm... get back to u on that one ..
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/18/12 @ 9:10pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

Adam&Eva waiting for you:)))



Morra ... Tori wants ta come camping too ... can she?? ...please ... please ...please?? say YES please...
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

4/18/12 @ 10:53pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267




thanks chair ... well uuuuummmmm daaaaaaaaaa well, ummmm yup ..... kert sits down with hands under ass ...



lol dunna worry. The chair understands the diff between a blokey thing and ...

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Kertus
Created by: kertus

4/20/12 @ 12:50am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880




lol dunna worry. The chair understands the diff between a blokey thing and ...





Thanks kind chair....
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Tori Karsin
Created by: Tori Karsin

4/20/12 @ 1:08am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

Missed u 2nite :(
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