There's these breeds of monkeys, right, and all they do is have sex, all the time, you know? And they turn out to be the least violent, the most peaceful, the most happy, you know? So maybe fooling around isn't so bad.
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You live your life between your legs, Mav
Goose even you could get laid in a place like this
Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.
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Get a job, you wankers!
You're playing and you think everything is going fine. Then one thing goes wrong. And then another. And another. You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink. Until you can't move... you can't breathe... because you're in over your head. Like quicksand.
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I'm surprised not to have already seen, "Frankly My dear, I don't give a damn!"
From the 1939 classic, Gone with the Wind. It was spoken at the end of the film by Rhett Butler, (Clark Gable) in his last words to Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh). It was his reply to her asking, "Where shall I go? What shall I do?" if he leaves her.
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But one of my favorite (though obscure) lines is from a 1974 movie titled, "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot," starring Clint Eastwood, Jeff Bridges, George Kennedy, and Geoffrey Lewis.
A group of guys take normal jobs while preparing for a bank heist. One character, Eddie Goody (played by Geoffrey Lewis) gets work as an ice cream man driving his small ice cream truck through the town to sell to neighborhood kids. The truck is broadcasting music as it travels the route, and at one point, George Kennedy as "Red Leary" gets in the front of the cramped little cab with his partner, Eddie, to get him to do some surveillance for possible escape routes.
As they're traveling around, they notice a young boy standing at the side of the street, so they pull over, assuming he's a potential customer.
But the boy simply informs them they're in the wrong place, and they should be on a different street, which he points towards. They ask him if he'd like some ice cream anyway, even if they're not in the right area. The boy declines, and again informs them they're not where they're supposed to be.
To which a very menacing George Kennedy responds, "WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK A DUCK, KID?"
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The Wild Angels
You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.
On The Waterfront
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
As Miss Loona already said - Blues Brothers
Put the bunny back in the box !!!
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-WAIT! ....Who are you?
-A friend
[Superman]
Doc! What the hell is a jigawatt ?!?
[Back to the Future]
We named the dog Indiana!
[Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]
-I wish none of this had happened.
-So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
[LOTR The Fellowship of the Ring]
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*All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
*But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
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[Empire Strikes Back]
-He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE!
-You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
[The Princess Bride]
This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin we stole a monkey, we got shot at and I got punched in the mother fuckin nuts... by a guy named Cock Knocker!
[Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]
Yeah, thats easy for you to say, you're Mr. White, you have a cool sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
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This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin we stole a monkey, we got shot at and I got punched in the mother fuckin nuts... by a guy named Cock Knocker!
[Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]
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The Rock
Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO.
Full Metal Jacket
Jeff Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.
Alpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!
Jeff Portnoy: I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
Yo asshole! This motha' fucka's dead. Ain't no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse shit jumpin' off here, motha fucka!
Cockburn, from now on my fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring...
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Roads we don't need roads where we are going- Christopther lyode back to the future
Option A you give me the ring. Option B i make you give it to me - the rock the rundown
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