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9/25/10 @ 7:00pm
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9/26/10 @ 6:45pm
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You are such a hot girl with beautiful smile
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9/26/10 @ 7:25pm
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Got a hot spot for my kiss Doritha dear ?
he he he he ...... kisssss ya hot !!!! Quote
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9/29/10 @ 7:04pm
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k "
Doritha is on and ready to P A R T Y
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10/1/10 @ 6:12pm
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Room is busy and Dori is dancing and and and ....
Best Clean Joke Ever
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> A good-looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and, with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
> The agent asked, "What's your name?"
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> The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
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> The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name."
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> "I will NOT change my name! The van lesbian name is centuries old. I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."
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> The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years. You will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name, or I will not be able to represent you."
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> "So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said, and he left the agent's office.
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> Five years later the agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope were a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck. Who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed...
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> "Dear Sir,
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> Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood & you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.
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> Thank you for your advice.
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> Sincerely,
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> Dick van Dyke
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10/1/10 @ 6:54pm
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he clasped his hands together at his groin and fell to the gound and rolled around in agony
she rushed to the man offering to relieve his pain as she was a physiotherapist
the man said no he would be ok but she insisted
she gently took his hands away undid his trousers and put her hand inside
she gently massaged for several minutes and asked how does that feel
he replied fuckin great but i still think my thumb broken. Quote
10/1/10 @ 6:55pm
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'Mrs. Sanders, please.'
'Speaking.'
'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'
'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'
'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.
'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'
'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'
'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.' Quote
