2/13/14 @ 2:46pm
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Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
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2/24/14 @ 3:54pm
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Location: deeply embedded in shadowed glimpse
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3/30/14 @ 3:08pm
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This was great Tim, thanks for the laugh! Quote
4/7/14 @ 6:16pm
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Location: at play with the others
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4/8/14 @ 1:40pm
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As a person he was only 5'2 tall but as an actor everyone in the businees that is Show looked up to him. A true 1 of a kind.
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4/15/14 @ 9:54am
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Location: in superior upon you
5/6/14 @ 3:06pm
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Location: in every wish you make
5/6/14 @ 5:05pm
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Location: in superior upon you
5/7/14 @ 10:57am
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Location: in superior upon you
A: Niemcy nie pytaja, Niemcy rozkazuja.
[rough translation:
Where is the question mark on a german keyboard?
Germany doesn't question. Germany commands.
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic
and so am I.
BLAH HA HA HA!!! One of my all-time favorite jokes!!! ('
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6/6/14 @ 1:47pm
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6/6/14 @ 6:57pm
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Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
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One morning three women are golfing on the fourth green when suddenly a guy runs towards them, completely starkers apart from a paper bag over his head. As he passes by the first woman she looks down and says: 'He's certainly not my husband.' The second woman takes a long, lingering look and adds:'Huh, he's not mine either.' The third woman, who is not married, looks at the man and says: 'He's not even a club member.' Quote
Girl replies, "You rinse out your mouth and wash off your face!" Quote
You know how Micheal Jackson Really Died?.... Food Poisoning.... He ate a five year old weenie. Quote
The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says,
I think she choked... Quote
6/18/14 @ 4:07pm
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Unable to take her eyes off it, she finally yielded to temptation, took off her panties, straddled the stiff and proceeded to enjoy herself.
She was just getting down from the table when a second nurse came in and saw her and promptly reprimanded her for her obscene behavior.
"What's the harm?" shot back the first nurse. "I enjoyed it, and HE surely didn't mind it. Besides, he can't complain and I can't get pregnant. Why don't YOU give it a try too?"
"Oh, I can't possibly," said the second nurse, blushing. "First, he's dead and second, I've got my period. Anyway, listen, the doctor wants you."
And so the first nurse left. The second nurse got to work, but soon found herself terribly excited by this massive hard-on and finally climbed on top of it. Just as she was starting to cum, she was astonished to feel the man climax too!
Looking down and seeing his eyelids starting to flutter, she exclaimed in shock, "I thought you were dead!"
"Lady, I thought I was too," said the man, "until you gave me that bl00d transfusion." Quote
