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Female Performer Chat: Favorite Movie Quotes
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Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
** Army of Darkness ** Quote
** Army of Darkness ** Quote
" THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER DAVID RUFFIN!!"- The Temptations
"I WILL SQUISH YOU LIKE COCK-A-ROACHES!"- Scarface
" Do you feel lucky punk?"- Dirty Harry Quote
"I WILL SQUISH YOU LIKE COCK-A-ROACHES!"- Scarface
" Do you feel lucky punk?"- Dirty Harry Quote
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*All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
*But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
**Diamond**
You can't forget "Must go faster! MUST GO FASTER!"
I loved that part when the T-Rex was on their butts!lol Quote
*All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
*But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
**Diamond**
You can't forget "Must go faster! MUST GO FASTER!"
I loved that part when the T-Rex was on their butts!lol Quote
Hey Ben!I'm P L O Permanet Latrine Orderly "No Time For Seargents"
"Someone step on a duck? "Caddy shack"
"I bet you get a free bowl of soup if you buy this hat..ohh,it looks good on you" Caddyshack Quote
"Someone step on a duck? "Caddy shack"
"I bet you get a free bowl of soup if you buy this hat..ohh,it looks good on you" Caddyshack Quote
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call_me_al
9/2/09 @ 9:22pm
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xxjdxx
9/2/09 @ 9:24pm
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from office space:
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
and yes i copy-pasted that, i'm lazy. makes me laugh every time though! i love that fuckin movie Quote
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
and yes i copy-pasted that, i'm lazy. makes me laugh every time though! i love that fuckin movie Quote
More caddy shack
You take drugs Danny?
every day
Good Danny
Be the ball Danny,your not being the ball Danny
Wang!! what's with the pictures? It's a parking Lot! Quote
You take drugs Danny?
every day
Good Danny
Be the ball Danny,your not being the ball Danny
Wang!! what's with the pictures? It's a parking Lot! Quote
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call_me_al
9/2/09 @ 9:53pm
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Well, at least I have that goin' for me.
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Hey LoungeLiazard sorry about that; here are the titles in order of posts:
Dirty Harry
Before Sunrise
Before Sunset
Top Gun
Days of Thunder
The Replacements
Saturday Night Fever
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Dirty Harry
Before Sunrise
Before Sunset
Top Gun
Days of Thunder
The Replacements
Saturday Night Fever
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Scent of a Woman:
Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!
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Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!
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From Pulp Fiction with Samuel L. Jackson
Jules Winnfield: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules Winnfield: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules Winnfield: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes.
Jules Winnfield: Then you know what I'm saying.
Brett: Yes.
Jules Winnfield: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like.
Brett: What, I-?
Jules Winnfield: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black.
Jules Winnfield: Go on.
Brett: He's bald.
Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder.]
Jules Winnfield: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No.
Jules Winnfield: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules Winnfield: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fuuced by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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Jules Winnfield: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules Winnfield: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules Winnfield: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes.
Jules Winnfield: Then you know what I'm saying.
Brett: Yes.
Jules Winnfield: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like.
Brett: What, I-?
Jules Winnfield: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black.
Jules Winnfield: Go on.
Brett: He's bald.
Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder.]
Jules Winnfield: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No.
Jules Winnfield: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules Winnfield: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fuuced by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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I'm sorry but I love this topic and I think Samuel L. Jackson has some of the best movie quotes ever. Here's a list I found of someone's top 10 Samuel quotes I hope you guys like it!
10. I am not a zoologist, man. From Snakes on a Plane - To Samuel L. Jackson, complaining like Dr. McCoy is badass.
9. Bitch, be cool! from Pulp Fiction - Wed all like to be able to tell our wives or girlfriends that, let alone complete strangers, but only Samuel L. Jackson can actually pull it off.
8. Oh, Im sorry, did I break your concentration? from Pulp Fiction - The perfect thing to say when you do something offensive in the middle of a conversation. To Samuel L. Jackson, its shooting somebody, but it works just as well after you farted.
7. I dont remember asking you a goddamn thing! from Pulp Fiction - Somebody said this to me in the middle of a high school class actually. If delivered with the right inflection, its the perfect way to cut someone off from interrupting.
6. Aint no f*ckin ballpark! from Pulp Fiction - I actually worked this into a conversation once. I dont remember why the person said ballpark, but I went right into Samuel L. Jackson mode.
5. If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. From Pulp Fiction - I say this to my wife sometimes. Its true.
4. You got to cool that shit out. From Do the Right Thing - This is particularly good because it was before he was famous for yelling and screaming, and it still holds up.
3. But you are aware that theres an invention called television and on this invention they show shows. From Pulp Fiction - Use this line any time some pretentious A-hole brags about not watching TV.
2. Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell! from A Time to Kill - Part of this is because he pronounces the last word like HAIL. Credit also goes to Dave Chappelle for slipping it into every Samuel L. Jackson skit he does.
1. I have had it with these motherf*ckin snakes on this motherf*ckin plane! from Snakes on a Plane The line so cool they had to reshoot scenes and go for an R-rating to slip it in. Quote
10. I am not a zoologist, man. From Snakes on a Plane - To Samuel L. Jackson, complaining like Dr. McCoy is badass.
9. Bitch, be cool! from Pulp Fiction - Wed all like to be able to tell our wives or girlfriends that, let alone complete strangers, but only Samuel L. Jackson can actually pull it off.
8. Oh, Im sorry, did I break your concentration? from Pulp Fiction - The perfect thing to say when you do something offensive in the middle of a conversation. To Samuel L. Jackson, its shooting somebody, but it works just as well after you farted.
7. I dont remember asking you a goddamn thing! from Pulp Fiction - Somebody said this to me in the middle of a high school class actually. If delivered with the right inflection, its the perfect way to cut someone off from interrupting.
6. Aint no f*ckin ballpark! from Pulp Fiction - I actually worked this into a conversation once. I dont remember why the person said ballpark, but I went right into Samuel L. Jackson mode.
5. If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. From Pulp Fiction - I say this to my wife sometimes. Its true.
4. You got to cool that shit out. From Do the Right Thing - This is particularly good because it was before he was famous for yelling and screaming, and it still holds up.
3. But you are aware that theres an invention called television and on this invention they show shows. From Pulp Fiction - Use this line any time some pretentious A-hole brags about not watching TV.
2. Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell! from A Time to Kill - Part of this is because he pronounces the last word like HAIL. Credit also goes to Dave Chappelle for slipping it into every Samuel L. Jackson skit he does.
1. I have had it with these motherf*ckin snakes on this motherf*ckin plane! from Snakes on a Plane The line so cool they had to reshoot scenes and go for an R-rating to slip it in. Quote
Down to You
Cyrus: Don't you want to make me pancakes? No-one ever made me pancakes.
Al: Cyrus, I'm in love with someone else. I can't make you anything. Quote
Cyrus: Don't you want to make me pancakes? No-one ever made me pancakes.
Al: Cyrus, I'm in love with someone else. I can't make you anything. Quote
Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
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Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Quote
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
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Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Quote
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diamondback73
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You can't forget "Must go faster! MUST GO FASTER!"
I loved that part when the T-Rex was on their butts!lol
Yeah, you're right that was a great line in that movie. I mean really, are you gonna outrun a dinosaur?
lol
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I loved that part when the T-Rex was on their butts!lol
Yeah, you're right that was a great line in that movie. I mean really, are you gonna outrun a dinosaur?
lol**Diamond** Quote
Now listen to me and listen to me good! When your wife, on her honeymoon, asks you to cock her, you cock her good, God damn it! - the heartbreaker kid
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Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
[Charges at Venkman]
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard! Quote
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
[Charges at Venkman]
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard! Quote
From The Rules of Engagement Samuel L. Jackson
" YES! THOSE MUTHA RUCKAS WERE KILLING MY MEN!!" Quote
" YES! THOSE MUTHA RUCKAS WERE KILLING MY MEN!!" Quote
