10/26/09 @ 4:53am
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Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786
10/26/09 @ 5:32am
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Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768
Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops
[Chorus]
I came to get down [2x]
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump [18x]
I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe
If your steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill
[Chorus]
I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya
[Chorus]
Jump [32x]
Yo, this is dedicated
To Joe, da flava, Dakota
Grag yo bozac, punk Quote
10/26/09 @ 12:46pm
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Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970
I'm normal outside
He's evil inside
I'm Dr Jekyll and
He's Mr Hyde
I try to be true
He tries to be cruel
I'll hold you gently but
He'll smother you
My clothes will impress you
And my claws will undress you
I'm normal outside
He's evil inside
I'm Dr Jekyll and
He's Mr Hyde
I want what's right
He walks in the night
Searching for sin in his
Decedant life
My charms will beguile you
And my arms will defile you
(spoken)
Me I'm on the side of the angels
But the devil's my best friend
Sin is a way of life
Saints are for suckers
Welcome to the underworld
I start where nightmares end
Two for the price of one
Two for the price of, one?
I'm normal outside
He's evil inside
I'm Dr Jekyll and
He's Mr Hyde
I try to be true
He tries to be cruel
I'll hold you gently but
He'll smother you
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10/26/09 @ 8:26pm
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Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088
"I Hope You Die"
by Bloodhound Gang
You must die, I alone am best!
I hope you flip
some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red,
you have no brakes
And Hard Copy gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face -
Die die die die die die die!
Die die die die die die die!
I hope your Pinto begins to spin,
Takes out a disabled Vietnam veteran,
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner,
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner.
Perhaps even the British royal family,
And the rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy,
And we cant forget the newlyweds,
And those 'Jerry's Kids' are as good as dead -
I hope this helps to emphasize..
I hope this helps to clarify..
I hope you die!
I hope your cellmate thinks he's God,
But CNN refers to him as Bowling Ball Bag Bob,
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,
Only this time the victim's a clydesdale horse.
While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the Silence of the Lambs dance to Christian rock,
Eats feces and quotes from Deliverance,
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince -
Die die die die die die die!
Die die die die die die die!
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
And forces you to play a game called 'balls on chin',
And whatever happens next is all a blur,
But you remember 'fist' can be a verb;
And when you finally regain consciousness,
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress,
And the prison guard looks the other way,
'cause he's the guy you flipped the bird the other day -
I hope this helps to emphasize..
I hope this helps to clarify..
I hope you die!
I hope you die! Quote