10/1/10 @ 7:00pm
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Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told Little Johnnie that if he so much as mentioned anything about
the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears,
he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he's fucked if he needs glasses".
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10/1/10 @ 7:07pm
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crying at the edge of the cliff
preist asks whats wrong
boy says my mom and dad have gone over the edge in the car
i think they both dead
the priest looks around then pulls out his cock and says not your fuckin day is it Quote
10/2/10 @ 6:26pm
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10/3/10 @ 12:03pm
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Built and an actual ballerina .....
Dances the day and night until ......
Someone stops her and holds her and she begins to ... be ....
Dancing in the Sheets so naughty and sexy
wOOOOOhOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Party in her room - in her undies ... oopppss ROOM PARTY !!! Quote
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!" Quote
10/4/10 @ 5:00pm
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anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Dori is on wOOOOhOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote
10/4/10 @ 8:32pm
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Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love
I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again
Then you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love
Then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love
Chorus
How deep is your love, how deep is your love
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest darkest hour
You're my saviour when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love
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guys watch her out;) u will not reward!!!
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10/5/10 @ 1:27am
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1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. *REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND
GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. Quote
it was your first post on the forum.If don't have something nice to say .don;t say anything at all.or didn;t mommy teach you manners
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Not sure what your mean about my post.but i am no performer.Everyone had such nice things to say and caramely laughed about it.like she not hot.all i was saying he should keep his comments to him self.if he don't think she is hot.i change my screen name hear because i am a big fan of my favorite model.I guess it was a bad idea.my screen name i use in chat is groundhog617 Quote
10/7/10 @ 1:35pm
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Not sure what your mean about my post.but i am no performer.Everyone had such nice things to say and caramely laughed about it.like she not hot.all i was saying he should keep his comments to him self.if he don't think she is hot.i change my screen name hear because i am a big fan of my favorite model.I guess it was a bad idea.my screen name i use in chat is groundhog617
I was betting that caramely was a performer, not you.
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10/7/10 @ 1:56pm
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10/7/10 @ 6:11pm
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it was your first post on the forum.If don't have something nice to say .don;t say anything at all.or didn;t mommy teach you manners
are u the police of the forums? it says you are from east coast US so it doesnt surprise me that you have no ideas who is hot or not!hahahaha Quote
10/7/10 @ 6:42pm
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are u the police of the forums? it says you are from east coast US so it doesnt surprise me that you have no ideas who is hot or not!hahahaha
It's a thread made for a beautiful Lady so it is rude to give negative replies. Beauty is always in the eye of the beholder - so negative comments. If you prefer someone else - than write in her thread o make one for your fav.
Comments like yours are needless - respect to others is a basic for every society and community. Quote
10/7/10 @ 7:04pm
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