6/27/14 @ 12:13pm
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Location: in a collection jar
im Herbst trafen wir uns und beigetreten als Einer
im Winter Abfälle webte wir unser Lied
im Frühjahr mit unseren Drachen Bettwäsche wir schüttelten uns die Erde
im Sommer Hitze, die wir alles verloren
© "found floating in a bottle labeled 'Amanda Vin Glace' off the beaches of Southern California" 2014
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6/28/14 @ 5:45pm
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Location: deeply embedded in shadowed glimpse
7/6/14 @ 2:37pm
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7/6/14 @ 10:05pm
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A prd so strong it makes a bead of sweat run down your brow and leaves you breathless... a prd so majestic its sound resonates off the wooden furniture in the room, accompanied by a chorus of howling hysterical neighborhood dogs just awoken.
At that point, as you feel proud of your incredible intestinal aromatic accomplishment and then run like mad to exit the room to escape the noxious bio-hazard cloud of doom you just created (as it destroys all the plants in the room behind you)... you miss her.
Ah, her prdy...
Pozor prdy...
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7/14/14 @ 11:23am
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You play her VODs so many times that you start to visualize new camera angles, and lighting effects in your sleep. You can even see her ch1ldhood in your mind... Rosebud...
7/16/14 @ 3:33pm
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7/19/14 @ 1:20pm
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Location: in a collection jar
7/20/14 @ 2:07am
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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This is normal. Your subconscious likes to fuck with you. Consider all those unexplainable times you've dreamed about doing your job at work and then having to relive it when you wake. Your brain wants to tell you it wants a vacation in some stimulating place and it is too uppity to just tell you explicitly.
With the woman that is now gone your brain is just fucking with you. There is no message in this case. It just figures, a little suffering will build some character. Let's make sure the ole tear ducts still work, lets make sure the auto wall slamming reflex still works.
Yep, you are all complicated wonders. Now see if you can make it through a week without damaging yourselves or others.
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7/20/14 @ 6:06pm
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Montmartre, during what is possibly the worst time of year to visit, other than août maybe. Helene is standing in the middle of a start-and-stop group of tourists, not a participant in their Crusade march, but an unwilling prisoner on the cobbled street trapped and waiting out their passage onward. They are everywhere, milling, pointing, chattering in German or English, or either Japanese or Chinese. It has made her search all the more difficult.
She has the photos in her shoulder-bag, and the Mac in her messenger bag ... the X marks the spot of her heart by black and brown crossed straps. So far no luck though; no one admits to seeing her, even when she uses her best unaccented flat français on them. "Connaissez-vous cette fille?" They look, they shake their heads "Non" they say and hand it back.
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7/26/14 @ 6:54pm
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7/27/14 @ 12:56pm
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7/29/14 @ 7:30am
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7/29/14 @ 10:53am
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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ahndah you go "meh"
He takeszah heez burneen wraithah typah sword ahnd goesah "SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPEEEEEE"
and you kahnd of keek yowr head zo deesmahlee arawhnd ahnd go *sigh*
He pulls out ze orb ahnd showz you ze allah seeing eye * PEEEEEEEEEEER *
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7/30/14 @ 9:13am
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Love Hamster: EEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA!!!! CHEESY CHEESY!!!!! AH AM ZE LOVE HAMSTAIRE!
Ferdinand: Oh no!
Love Hamster: OH YES!!!
Ferdinand: I am so sorry... Spare me... Please!
Love Hamster: EEET EES WAY TOO LATE FOR YOU!!! I AM A GONNA SPREAD MUNCHESTAIRE BLUE ALLAH OVAIRE YOU!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Backup Hamsters: *chitter chitter chitter * LEETLE BLOCK... LEETLE BLOCK OF HORRORS...
... much later ...
Love Hamster: AND ZE REST OF YOU... BEWAIRE!!!! I HAVE BEEN DETAINAHED SO LONG OR AH WOULDA BEEN ALLAH OVAIRE YOU!!! KEEP EET STANDAIRD FONT AND DONTAH PEES ME OFF WEETH SOMETHING EXTRA CHEESAY!!!!!
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7/30/14 @ 10:14am
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I mean isn't he speaking against the kind of stereotypical purple prose that people love to utter in that tongue? Well sometimes life doesn't go by function but by contingent events. The love hamster you see is really not pure hamster. Yes you have probably already guessed it, he is the illegitimate son of Pepe himself.
Do not think it is the bitterness of an abandoned orphan that drives the hamster to his mad extremes. Do not. For there is another cause of the all too visible effect. I am trying to explain only his accent.
Oh it would be a more interesting world if he had a really thick bronx accent, or if he hailed from Philly... But our reality is what it is...
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7/30/14 @ 11:09am
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I mean isn't he speaking against the kind of stereotypical purple prose that people love to utter in that tongue? Well sometimes life doesn't go by function but by contingent events. The love hamster you see is really not pure hamster. Yes you have probably already guessed it, he is the illegitimate son of Pepe himself.
Do not think it is the bitterness of an abandoned orphan that drives the hamster to his mad extremes. Do not. For there is another cause of the all too visible effect. I am trying to explain only his accent.
Oh it would be a more interesting world if he had a really thick bronx accent, or if he hailed from Philly... But our reality is what it is...
ahhoouuuhhahhaahahaaahhhhough {eerie laugh francais} (a gift to me from a petite amie) (you member her don't cha)
at times my darling mountie you weave so very wonderfully ... (non-golfing.applause) i do so miss how the troix of us tumbled wonderfully in this now haunted place ... tears and laughs ... some kinda fun.
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8/1/14 @ 2:41pm
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"Can't believe they leave all that stuff in th' apartment Deac." "Yeah Mandy ..." he stops with his white hair shining as bright as his shirt, an' a cardboard box of odd stuff held in his arms; "... they graduate an' then they just pull up stakes and drive off." The chuck snorts under his breath and looks away.
The deacon throws the box in the bin and walks back up the gravel drive by the chuck and I again "I'm gonna trap you one of these days ya know?" "Blah blah blah" the chuck sniffs his smoke and stares the deacon down. "Be back tomorrow with the screen for that front window Mandy." "Okay Deac see ya then." As the old guy walks strong up the drive I turn to the chuck "So Chuck, tell me, do you guys clean up when ya move along?" "We're all green here girl, everything left behind is bio-degradable." We chuckle together.
© Amanda 2014
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8/1/14 @ 9:50pm
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ahhoouuuhhahhaahahaaahhhhough
A suggaistohn mah deer... bah ah playsah een ah vairay foggay location... ahnd mahkah thees zound through a reeely largah hornah... eet weelah rehmahnd you of hair, een ay deesmal sort of wahyay, ahnd also keepah someofdah sheeps offa zee rocks...
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