8/7/09 @ 12:32am
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Funny! Who tells you these kind of things???
For me, it would actually be a case of a Cock Pushdown. However, as I keep practicing and eventually if I could lift myself by my cock, then I'd be in high demand by my model friends and would probably be invited to perform in Flirt4Free couples show - LOL.
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8/7/09 @ 12:59am
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Here's the UPDATED soup names:
- Pearla's Hot Pecker Soup (dubyabee)
- Cock Soup (Pearla)
- Sausage Leek Soup (dubyabee)
- Jizzy Wizzy Soup (Papi)
- Dill-do Soup (dubyabee)
- Rolling Boil Pecker Soup (Papi)
- Cream of Sausage and Baby Potato Soup (Pearla & Dubyabee)
- 123 Gone! Soup (Pearla & Dubyabee)
- Let Me Dildo Glow Soup (Papi) Quote
8/7/09 @ 3:31am
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WHAT IS (ARE) YOUR FAVORITE PEARLA OUTFIT(S)?
I haven't seen her full wardrobe yet, but what I have seen these are some of my favorites in no particular order of preference.
- black corset, thong, garter belt, black stockings, and stilettos (see bio pic #137)
- red tube dress and red or black panties (#49) (#69)
- pink bra and panties (#61)
- red bra & panties (74)
- black sheer with open slits (#88),
- black velvet dress (45), and
- best of all naked (#125)
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When I will come back at flirt (I hope it will be on Monday) I will relate how it was.
Keep your fingers crossed for me. Quote
8/7/09 @ 2:39pm
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Just out of curiousity, I'd like to hear your thoughts about Pearla if you had the opportunity to visit her in her room. It would be amazing to hear your thoughts on this incredible woman and if you share any of mine.
I don't think that in the case of Pearla that performance would suffer after the drinks.
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8/8/09 @ 10:07am
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Thank you for the update. I hope that both your cousin and you survive the wedding,
Your many friends who may not know about this wedding will be greatly relieved that the wedding is definitley not yours. OMG there would be at least 500 guys with dashed hopes if it were.
Your chat and privates aside, this message illustrates some aspects of your personality and basic nature other than your beauty and sexiness, that is worth mentioning (sorry if this may make you blush). So here's what I see in your message:
- GOOD FRIEND and family member,
- CARING - OK, in this case 50% but it you take care of the important ones with ties to you.
- RELIABILITY your cousin can count on you to watch out for him
- SWEETNESS ditto above
- WRY SENSE OF HUMOR - I love the alcohol description.
Your friends and I look forward to your safe return and to see you in your room.
MUAH,
Duby
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8/9/09 @ 2:15am
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You have quite a sense of humor and I'm afraid I can' t possobly match it, but I thought that this story might amuse you even though the US jurisprudence system is quite different that that of your country. I'm not sure it's a real case, but it is quite humorous.
When Grandma Goes To Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
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8/9/09 @ 11:30am
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8/9/09 @ 12:00pm
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I have yet to meet Pearla - went to her room twice
1 time she was in private ; other time she was very involved in a converstaion
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8/9/09 @ 1:22pm
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Thank you for acknowledging my elevation from a rookie to a regular!
With Pearla you need to sit back and enjoy. She does have very involved conversations - that is part of her charm. In my experience, she doesn't exclude anyone and I bet she'd be thrilled if you just said "Hi" in the midst of a conversation. I know she would recognize your nickname. I'm sure that she'd be flattered and engage you even if she's in a big blab with some of her regulars.
If you take Pearla private fasten your seatbelt!!
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I imagine that you are back home now so welcome back, we missed you and look forward to your return.
I am back! I have to rest a bit, but I will show up soon as a secretary.
Wedding was wonderful! And wedding party was crazy as usual, but everyone survive, lol.
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Have fun Pearla - we will see you next week
I see you like good maxims, LickaU. I have one for today:
Six hours sleep for a man, seven for a woman and eight for a fool.
- Napolon Bonaparte
See you!
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8/10/09 @ 3:35pm
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Glad that you're back, that the wedding was good, and that you survived the party. I don't know if you'll be on today. If so I probably won't be able to drop in your room to say welcome back and hi - see email.
But I'll say both here - Hi, welcome back! Quote