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- What are you doing?
- I'm masturbating.
- Masturbating with a hammer!? Are you enjoying it at all?
- Yes, each time I miss it. Quote
10/8/10 @ 5:50am
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are u the police of the forums? it says you are from east coast US so it doesnt surprise me that you have no ideas who is hot or not!hahahaha
all i was saying is don't come in to a forum praising someone and be disrespectful.no need to say anything bad about anyone.if you don't like what you see shut up and move on.i wont comment on your other comment.im not hear to argue with anyone.and doritha is smoking hot Quote
10/8/10 @ 6:07pm
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10/9/10 @ 7:15pm
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Kidnapping
Posted on October 30, 2008
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, Ive kidnapped you. She then wrote a big note saying, Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde.
The blonde then pinned the note to the kids shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree.
The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, How could you do this to a fellow blonde?
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10/9/10 @ 7:17pm
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Family
Posted on June 30, 2009
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, Give me six double vodka.
The barman says, Wow! you must have had very bad day.
Yes, Ive just found out my older brother is gay.
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, Ive just found out that my younger brother is gay too!
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said, What the hell? Doesnt anybody in your family like women?
Yes, my wife
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10/9/10 @ 7:19pm
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Black Eyes
A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man replied, On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.
The boss asked, Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?
Well, the man said, I figured she didnt want it out, so I pushed it back in.
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10/9/10 @ 7:20pm
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Two rednecks decided that they werent going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who recommended him to take history or logical thinking class.
Whats logical thinking? the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?
I sure do.
Then I can assume, using logical thinking, that you have a yard, replied the professor.
Thats real good! said the redneck.
The professor continued, Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.
Impressed, the redneck said, Amazing!
And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.
Thats Betty Mae! This is incredible!
The redneck was catching on.
Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual, said the professor.
Youre absolutely right! Why thats the most fascinating thing I ever heard! I cant wait to take that logical thinking class!
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
So what class are ya taking? asked the friend.
logical thinking class! replied the first redneck.
What the hell is logical thinking? asked his friend.
Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater? asked the first redneck.
No, his friend replied.
Youre gay, aint ya?
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10/9/10 @ 7:21pm
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He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says: I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!
The Madam is astonished. But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.
The trucker replies: Listen darlin, Im not horny Im just homesick.
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10/9/10 @ 7:27pm
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Where are you tonight? - tom johnston
I want to know...
Where are you tonight
(tonight, tonight, tonight)
I want to know...
Where are you tonight
(tonight, tonight, tonight)
I've got to know...
Where are you
(girl, I've got to find ya)
I look at the moon and a single star
It's makin' me crazy wonderin' where you are
I reach out and touch that heavenly face
Open my hand and there's empty space
CHORUS
Oh, no, where are you tonight
(tonight, tonight, tonight)
I got to know...
Where are you tonight, baby
The sink and the dishes spend the weekend there
Should clean up the place but I just don't care
Tonight I'll be talking to the moon and that star
Maybe they'll tell me where on earth you are
CHORUS
Please believe me when you leave me
Keep me worrying through the night
Worry, baby, makes me crazy
Can't tell wrong from right
Come to me tonight
CHORUS
Don't ya hear me calling to ya, baby
CHORUS (2X)
Baby, baby, just give me some kind of sign, girl
Come to me, baby
Where are you tonight
Where are you... (4X)
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10/9/10 @ 7:27pm
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Just then a truck pulls up, and unloads the biggest, meanest, most powerful bull any of them have ever seen. The eldest bull says "Well....you know, I don't REALLY need all 100 cows, I can spare some to help the new guy get started." The second bull says "yeah, you know, thinking about it, kind of selfish of me to keep all 50, I can spare some too." They look over at the youngest bull, who is snorting, brandishing his horns, and pawing at the ground. The eldest bull says "Look son, a little advice, give him a few of your cows, you'll live longer." "Hell, he can have all my cows, I'm just making sure he knows I'm a Bull!" Quote
10/9/10 @ 7:31pm
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1987 Original Edition
1."(I've Had) The Time of My Life" (Bill Medley, Jennifer Warnes) 4:47
2."Be My Baby" (The Ronettes) 2:37
3."She's Like the Wind" (Patrick Swayze) 3:51
4."Hungry Eyes" (Eric Carmen) 4:06
5."Stay" (Maurice Williams and the Zodiacs) 1:34
6."Yes" (Merry Clayton) 3:15
7."You Don't Own Me" (The Blow Monkeys) 3:00
8."Hey! Baby" (Bruce Channel) 2:21
9."Overload" (Alfie Zappacosta) 3:39
10."Love Is Strange" (Mickey & Sylvia) 2:52
11."Where Are You Tonight?" (Tom Johnston) 3:59
12."In the Still of the Night" (The Five Satins) 3:03
Later 20 years a new release was made :
Disc One - CD
1."Be My Baby" (The Ronettes)
2."Where Are You Tonight" (Tom Johnston)
3."Stay" (Maurice Williams & The Zodiacs)
4."Hungry Eyes" (Eric Carmen)
5."Overload" (Zappacosta)
6."Hey Baby" (Bruce Channel)
7."Love Is Strange" (Mickey & Sylvia)
8."You Don't Own Me" (The Blow Monkeys)
9."Yes" (Merry Clayton)
10."In The Still Of The Night" (The Five Satins)
11."She's Like The Wind" (Patrick Swayze)
12."(I've Had) The Time Of My Life" (Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes)
13."Big Girls Don't Cry" (The Four Seasons)
14."Merengue" (Michael Lloyd & Le Disc)
15."Some Kind of Wonderful" (The Drifters)
16."Johnny's Mambo" (Michael Lloyd & Le Disc)
17."Do You Love Me" (The Contours)
18."Love Man" (Otis Redding)
19."Gazebo Waltz" (Michael Lloyd)
20."Wipe Out" (The Surfaris)
21."These Arms of Mine" (Otis Redding)
22."De Todo Un Poco" (Michael Lloyd & Le Disc)
23."Cry to Me" (Solomon Burke)
24."Trot The Fox" (Michael Lloyd & Le Disc)
25."Will You Love Me Tomorrow" (The Shirelles)
26."Kellerman's Anthem" (The Emile Bergtein Chorale)
27."I've Had The Time Of My Life"
Disc Two - DVD
1."She's Like The Wind" Video
2."Yes" Video
3."Hungry Eyes" Video
4." Do You Love Me" Video
5."(I've Had) The Time Of My Life" Video
6."(I've Had) The Time Of My Life" Karaoke Version
7."Photo Gallery"
Doritha is a ballerina dancer in real life and des other dancing .
Love "Hungry Eyes" the best .
Due to copy rights - The song is told before .
The member can play it the same time as Doritha dances Quote
10/9/10 @ 7:34pm
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Why Married couples Dont Have Sex
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were just cleaned
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
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Dear Husband,
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
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10/9/10 @ 7:36pm
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Example Of A Tragedy
George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word tragedy. So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy.
One boy stood up and said, If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy.
No, said Bush, that would be an accident.
A girl raised her hand and said, If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy.
Im afraid not, the President said. Thats what we would call a Great Loss.
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, Isnt there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?
Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy.
Thats right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy? asked the President.
Well, Johnny said, because it wouldnt be an accident and it sure as hell wouldnt be a Great Loss
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