A lil less of the fuzz ball, Mr ElPrimo! ...how ya been? I've gone bipolar ....
a lot more i say been fine how about you Quote
6/2/11 @ 5:36am
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6/2/11 @ 11:58am
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6/2/11 @ 12:02pm
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Well as long as you don't hitch a ride with the Vogons. They'll only read you some of their poetry.
Vogons use poetry as a form of torture.
Hence, dedicated to those that can't think clearly here, with opinion that rarely equals truth and who attack ppl who've dared to say something different, this badly written Vogon can be an experience of buttock-clenching horror.
See, see the mother sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Ern Malley do you
Wonder why the llama ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel awake?
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your jitch facial growth
That looks like
A ham.
What's more, it knows
Your solicitor potting shed
Smells of a pea.
Everything under the big mother sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm noses.
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!"
Consider yourselves spared. Vogon poetry is widely accepted as only the third worst in the Universe.
The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent, of his poem, "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, but the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council, survived by gnawing one of his own legs off...
The absolute worst poetry was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex... luckily, it was destroyed when the Earth was.
P.S. damn if it doesn't feel good to go Dudley
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Why the fug does it have to do it when I'm trying to relax?
When my anger has passed I will post in the Happy thread Quote
i tried my best darn failures Quote
Mr anger has entered the room, this thread was specially set up with ur kind in mind SMASH!!! It is a steam proof thread...so fuggin' go bezeeerk!!!
my kind lol..i been offerin olive branches all night just to get them wiped out by admin. my kind lol. ur a fuggin funny ass BEAR. Quote
6/3/11 @ 1:28am
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my kind lol..i been offerin olive branches all night just to get them wiped out by admin. my kind lol. ur a fuggin funny ass BEAR.
now comon' truth was u slappin' the bitches in the face with 'em olive trees weren't ya!!! Comon comon ('member this is a angry thread) Quote
So now that I've gotten that off my chest, I need to get something off one of these model's chests called a bra. I do that the right way. I'm polite and civil about it, and I don't beg. Quote
So now that I've gotten that off my chest, I need to get something off one of these model's chests called a bra. I do that the right way. I'm polite and civil about it, and I don't beg.
You call that a psycho... Quote