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Female Performer Chat: Kertus Smash let me show you how it is done
CPRtrainer
Created by: cprtrainer

3/4/12 @ 4:57pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: CA
Posts: 45

What I meant was she left--or nuked--herself. I noticed in one of her last posts she apologized to a couple of the models, but she didn't apologize to any of the customers she unjustifiably offended.
Pshhhhhh whatever. My life isn't determined or defined by anything she said or did.
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

3/4/12 @ 5:44pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

... good for her! ... left behind a morgue tho... hey if she can do it .....??? ...
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

3/4/12 @ 9:13pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

What I meant was she left--or nuked--herself. I noticed in one of her last posts she apologized to a couple of the models, but she didn't apologize to any of the customers she unjustifiably offended.
Pshhhhhh whatever. My life isn't determined or defined by anything she said or did.



Perhaps she didn't feel she unjustifyably offended anyone.


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Tori Karsin
Created by: Tori Karsin

3/5/12 @ 2:43pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

... good for her! ... left behind a morgue tho... hey if she can do it .....??? ...



You better not!!!! I will be so very sad. Do not make me even more heartbroken.....:(
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CPRtrainer
Created by: cprtrainer

3/5/12 @ 4:45pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: CA
Posts: 45

I'm sure she probably believes that. But she would be wrong. She wasn't right in every single case when she chose to criticize.
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

6/15/12 @ 7:32pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

*waves goodbye and g'day* (again) *drifts like smoke*

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Kertus
Created by: kertus

6/15/12 @ 8:33pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

*waves goodbye and g'day* (again) *drifts like smoke*





It's time huh?? I'll join u... Stay in touch...
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Ryan Gabriel
Created by: Ryan Gabriel

6/15/12 @ 9:53pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

Ready to fuck anytime ;)
Hit me up!
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Ryan Gabriel
Created by: Ryan Gabriel

6/15/12 @ 9:54pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00




You better not!!!! I will be so very sad. Do not make me even more heartbroken.....:(




awww thats sad!!! ;(
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Created by: mikeshot1

6/16/12 @ 5:04am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: near the edge of reality
Posts: 1,281

*waves goodbye and g'day* (again) *drifts like smoke*





Best wishes Amanda, you have made the forums far more interesting with you legendary comments and opinions, in this democratic society, you shine. :angel
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Created by: alberich

6/16/12 @ 7:16am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970

*waves goodbye and g'day* (again) *drifts like smoke*





I will miss you and your comments - see you again next time :)

I close my eyes
only for a moment and the moment's gone
all my dreams
pass before my eyes in curiosity
dust in the wind

(waving to say good bye to the leftover dust cloud)


* lyrics borrowed from Kansas
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Brandi Williams
Created by: Brandi Williams

6/16/12 @ 11:44am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
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Tori Karsin
Created by: Tori Karsin

6/21/12 @ 11:35pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

No!!! I am looking for my power cord as we speak... I think I left it across the country. Please don't go. Headed to local W world to get another one. And got my closet all ready for tomorrow!!!!
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Sara Lynn
Created by: Sara Lynn

6/22/12 @ 5:11am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

No!!! I am looking for my power cord as we speak... I think I left it across the country. Please don't go. Headed to local W world to get another one. And got my closet all ready for tomorrow!!!!





If you haven't been able to get out of the closet by now Tori dear.... don't bother scratching at the door.... good luck at wally world, regarding the power cord...
xo
SL
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

6/22/12 @ 6:13am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793



... good luck at wally world ...
xo
SL


*puts my lipstick back in my messenger bag after scrawling more messages on the stall wall*
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

6/24/12 @ 11:02pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

-.-



OK AFP its my turn ta show ya how its done ... i have been in training' for this for many months an' I think i have weened myself off the teet. Jus' wanna say that I don't regret a moment spent here coz I met u an' hole lotta other nice people (some way more nicer than others, but generally nice) There r a few that i have come ta b very special to me as I know they do to u ... there is one however that i have come ta adore and i intend chasing her ta the end of the known world (unless she tells me ta fuk off, but thats highly unlikely, if she does i'll probably b back, but don't bank on it) She doesn't know it yet but i am sure she's madly deeply in luuuurv with me, if she isn't she will b shortly (I like ta x ooood a air of confidence, probably totally unfounded but who cares?)

Anywayz i am following' u on twitter and will read ur works regular ... if u eva wanna chat to male (very unlikely i am sure) remember ur protector Kert is only a tweet away.

Take care and keep on lovin' .... its foolish, but known' u have a broken heart is better than knowin' u have no heart at all.

Ur Ozer mate

Kert x x x x x (spaces r me steppin' back from a slap)
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

6/25/12 @ 12:28am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

*stumbles forward**swings arms wildly* *empty air*
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

6/25/12 @ 12:35am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

*stumbles forward**swings arms wildly* *empty air*



comon' lady u can do better'n that!
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Created by: alberich

6/25/12 @ 1:30am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970

*- turning Kerts ass in the right directiom - giving him a kick to show him exit *

I hope that you fail once more - it's always a great fun to read your posts so I only say a bye for now
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Brandi Williams
Created by: Brandi Williams

6/25/12 @ 2:12am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

(meh)

okay you sorry sons of byatches ... here's the deal

i came back for one person alone
one

and when my still running countdown clock on the 35 USD i spent for this month's VIP explodes

i'm (gone) bitches. while i find it amusing that all of you are continuously obsessed with my comings and goings ... and while i giggle over how the BEST feature of this site ... its FORUM simply FAILs without me beating drums in here ... and poor fucking Dudley (i love his screaming on and on about the whisper .. and i feking agree with him about that) is left to carry on the concept of CREATIVITY all on his own ... i am only a VERY temporary presence here ...

as to Kertus (my friend) and SMASH (who the fuck knows what passes between the two of us eh?) i have shown them one of two ways to exit this hole. one is determination and an alternative to the fun this place offers ... that's my chosen way ... the other is to eat the 9mm. I had considered that, due to any of about 3000 reasons ... but like i said 1. one person 2. better options

now as to the better options ... it is not some other porn site ... as Chelsey Eden pointed out to me "Mandy what the fuck are you doing here?" My explanations of it fell short even to my rapidly attempting to rationalize mind. Once upon a time i had reasons ... but they, all but one of them, have fled; and the one remaining? hmmmm well, you have ALL heard me p1ss and moan and fraught with frustration and anxiety (groan), it is of course the one person. For me? This place has a sign posted above its dismal gate "Surrender All Hope Ye Who Enter" ... my hope, for all of you who remain, except the one, and YOU Kertus ... and YOU SMASH (for some fouking reason) has evaporated.

To you sweet models both male and female (sigh) I fully understand the needs involved here, I appreciate and share them, both the starvation factor, the new shoes factor, the hmmmm need to be on display (had that one for ages and still do just a different method of satisfaction) and the minutia of easy fun filled banter. This place, the chat, the beauty, the FORUM for fek's sake ... can be when handled well ... rollicking good fun; so to all of you models (yearns to keep saying 'moodle' (ha)) i wish you all well, all of ya.

So, a couple more days of me occasionally making ghostly appearance to trash a few, kiss a few, dis the entire planet of us, and then? (poof.permanence). As noted almost everywhere, if ya miss me? f'ing come and visit. That goes for you to Brad ... you are always welcome to read, mail, and reach out to me should you desire my commentary .. HA! (as.if)

Kisses and Licks to you my adversaries and pals. I will miss ya ... and always think of you wistfully.

#endmessage



I like having you around to back me up when I'm swimming in a bitchy cesspool
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