5/15/09 @ 3:54am
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cant wait
I hope you get Net up and can spend lots of time here again Ozzie
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5/17/09 @ 1:31pm
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Because sheep can hear a zipper for miles.
What time is it in Montana when a guy finds a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence?
Mountain Time.
The local Pastor was making his rounds through the countryside served by his church. The Pastor stopped by farmer Jones sheep farm and seeing little Johnny outside the Pastor asks, "is your Dad home?"
Little Johnny answers, "yes, Dad is out back, follow me".
As they arrive at the back of the barn there is Jonny's Dad porking a sheep.
The Pastor looked at Johnny and asked, "does'nt this bother you?", and Johnny replies "Naaaaaaah!!"
An eskimo was on holiday in the South Island when is car broke down.
A local man stopped to help, and looked at the engine. "You've blown a seal" he said. "So what" said the eskimo, "At least I don't shag sheep like you....."
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a Welshman?
I don't know, but I've seen it tried.
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5/18/09 @ 8:24pm
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Strawberry Barbecue Sauce
Strawberries replace the traditional tomatoes in this unique barbecue sauce shared at Teddys BBQ
Red pepper flakes add a little kick to the thick ruby-red sauce. 'This is great over lamb chops or sheep ribs,'
INGREDIENTS
3 cloves garlic, peeled
1/4 teaspoon olive oil
1 1/4 cups unsweetened strawberries
3 tablespoons brown sugar
1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
1 tablespoon light corn syrup
1 teaspoon molasses
1/2 teaspoon lemon juice
1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1 dash onion powder
DIRECTIONS
1 - Place garlic on a double thickness of heavy-duty foil; drizzle with oil. Wrap foil around garlic. Bake at 425 degrees F for 15-20 minutes. Cool for 10-15 minutes.
2 - Place softened garlic in a small saucepan. Add the remaining ingredients. Cook over medium-low heat for 15-20 minutes until sauce is thickened and bubbly. Remove from the heat; cool slightly. Transfer to a food processor or blender; cover and process until smooth. Strain seeds. Store in the refrigerator.
Teddy makes it by the 55 Gallon Drum
Just thought people who cannot visit Teddys BBQ can enjoy this at home
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5/18/09 @ 9:25pm
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LAMBorghini
1 oz Galliano herbal liqueur
1 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1/4 oz sambuca
Combine ingredients in an old-fashioned glass. Stir with a cinnamon stick.
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5/22/09 @ 3:26am
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Get your damn internet, so you can come spend some money,
Your funny looking sheep are starting to be missed,
The customers at Teddys are getting really pissed,
Oprah ate the last of the herd,
And no one wants pork, sheep is preferred,
So hurry up and get back online,
Bring your sheep to Teddys, and hell give you some wine,
Hopefully now it wont be to long,
Until you show up with your sheep tag-a-longs,
Everyone will happy when they know youre back,
Cause Teddyll throw some sheep on the racks.
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5/23/09 @ 11:01am
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LAMBraz
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish cream
1 1/2 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
1 1/2 oz vanilla vodka
Pour vanilla vodka over plenty of ice in an old-fashioned glass. Add goldschlager, peppermint schnapps, and top with Bailey's irish cream.
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5/26/09 @ 10:04pm
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Get your damn internet, so you can come spend some money,
Your funny looking sheep are starting to be missed,
The customers at Teddys are getting really pissed,
Oprah ate the last of the herd,
And no one wants pork, sheep is preferred,
So hurry up and get back online,
Bring your sheep to Teddys, and hell give you some wine,
Hopefully now it wont be to long,
Until you show up with your sheep tag-a-longs,
Everyone will happy when they know youre back,
Cause Teddyll throw some sheep on the racks.
Thanks G-Mann Great poem. I am working on the Internet not sure when exactly but i hope to be on soon. Ill let you all know when i am back Quote
6/3/09 @ 6:18am
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Saphira reports Ozzie will have Internet in about 10 days
Then Ozzie can be Shepe Deep soon Quote
There's my poetry for the DAY!
(Lawd it's 10 am and I'm not drunk I promise!)
Looking forward to seeing ya Oz darling. Muaaaaaaaaah. Quote
6/3/09 @ 10:10pm
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There's my poetry for the DAY!
(Lawd it's 10 am and I'm not drunk I promise!)
Looking forward to seeing ya Oz darling. Muaaaaaaaaah.
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6/3/09 @ 11:31pm
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6/3/09 @ 11:38pm
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6/3/09 @ 11:59pm
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6/4/09 @ 3:40am
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She worked last 2 nights [Day there]
She was looking SO fine Ozzie - I think she gave away Sheep coffee mug and Calendar to ....
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Licky you're sooo naughty, I didn't give my mug or calendar to ANYONE! (Psst, remember I told you not to tell??) Quote
6/6/09 @ 3:30am
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She was looking SO fine Ozzie - I think she gave away Sheep coffee mug and Calendar to ....
Licka are you trying to stir again. lol Quote
6/6/09 @ 12:07pm
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and poor Ozzie lost Sheep [his Avatar]
Did Ozzie get hungry and had to have more Ribs like from Teddys BBQ Sheep ? Quote