Pssstttt Saphira... any chance of getting another calendar? Quote

lol G-Mann your S wont be happy.
lol i can see Sheryl giving you a spanking now Quote

It's for her Ozzie. Quote

lol dose sheryl have a sheep fettish lol Quote

The calendar actually didn't have sheep like the mug, it was a Saphira calendar. Thought you knew that Ozzie Quote

The calendar actually didn't have sheep like the mug, it was a Saphira calendar. Thought you knew that Ozzie


Now i realy want one of thoughs Saphira can i have a calendar as well.
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Damn Ozzie. I just noticed it says on the calendar that it was specially made for Teddy and is a limited edition, 1 of 1 Quote

thats okies ill just ask Saphira to make me one personaly Quote

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar" Quote

Ozzie is without *S* for 4 days

He needs help to keep busy




Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
3 thousand volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon

(so now you know)

I'm not lazy, just actively inactive





Q. What do you call a sheep without any legs?
A. A Cloud
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What three lies does a rancher tell?
1. I own my own ranch
2. Why I do have a pick up truck
3.Honnestly I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence!


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How do sheep hearders practice safe sex?

Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick!


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Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

SH1:Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

SH2: What about the sheep?!?

SH1: Fuck the sheep!!!!

SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?


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An out-of-towner was driving through a small town in Montana and passed a restaurant. He wanted to make a U-turn, but saw a police officer just up ahead. He pulls up and asks the officer, "Excuse me, but can you make a u-turn?" The officer looks at the fella and says, "Well hell yeah! I can even make her eyes bug out!"


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Q. What do you call a guy standing on a corner in Wrexham, Wales, with a sheep under each arm ??

A. pimp.


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Q. What Do You Call A Sheep in wales ?

A. Fucked


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Q. What is the worst thing about having sex with a sheep?
A. Breaking it's neck when you try to kiss it.


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Q. What does an elephant use as a tampon?
A. A sheep.


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Q. Why does a farmer wear wellies?
A. Someplace to put the hind legs.


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Why did the lamb call the police?
he had been fleeced


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Mick Jagger said "hey you get off of my cloud"
The Scots say "Hey MacLEOD get off of my ewe"


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What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
"after ewe"


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Little Davey's father was livid when he walked around the back of the house only to find his son with his pants down and embraced with his prize ewe. "You had better explain yourself right now" yelled the dad.

Little Davey thought for a minute and replied, "Well Dad, it ain't love....but it ain't baaaaaaaaaad either


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I hear they have 2 new uses for sheep in New Zealand.

Meat and wool.




Traveling sales walks to a house in the country and asks little boy where his mother is?

He say's: out back fucking them Ram,

the salesman responds: You shouldn't things like that about your mother!

And the salesman walks to the back yard and sure enough here was the boy's mother down on her hands and knee's being mounted by this Ram. Well the salesman wasn't going to interupt her so he walk around to the front of the house and seen the little boy again and ask him doesn't it bother you that your mom is being fucked by a ram? And the boy responded Naaaaaaaa!


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A biker heard that sheep were a great way to make money by raising a herd but he only had enough money to buy some sheep and not enough for a ram and the veterian wanted to much for stud fee's so the biker decided to do it himself, so he loaded them up in the pick up took out in pasture and had sex with them them brought them back and he did this a couple of months. one day he ask his wife where are the sheep and she said two of them is in the back of the truck and the third one is up front trying to honk the horn!


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George Papadopalous was a very, very rich and successful, internationally known Greek ship owner.
One day, as Barbara Walters was interviewing him about his life and times, the following occurred:

[this is taking place as they wander over his beautiful estate,located (where else?) in Greece.....]

"You see, Barbara," he tells her, "This is where it all began. This is the very land upon which I was born, and where I grew up. Over there (pointing towards a humble hut) is where I was born,where my father was born, and his father, yadayada, blah, blah........"

He goes on: "Yes, these hills are where I grew up! Why, just over there, you see that little hill, with the gnarled old fig tree?"

"Oh, yes," she exclaims, "How pretty. How idylic.""Well," he says, "Just under that fig tree is where I had my first sexual experience. And, you see that bush on the other little hill over to the left? That
is where her mother stood and watched!"

This, of course tends to put Barbara off just a tad, but she pushesbravely on: "Oh?"
she says, "And what did her mother say?"

"Baaaaaa"


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The city boy was visiting his country cousins, and along about the second week, he was getting pretty bored.

"Look, guys," he told his two cousins, "I see you two go outta here every night and always come back exhausted. What type of partying are you guys doing?"

The two brothers look at each other, and finally, the older one says, "We're out fuckin' sheep!"

The city boy is aghast at this and says they've got to be kidding!

"Nope. You come along with us tonight and we'll show you what we mean."

"Oh no you don't! I bet if I even TRIED to mount a sheep, you'd spread it all around and laugh your asses off!"

"We wouldn't do that. You come along with us tonight, and we'll even give you first choice of a sheep!"

The city boy thought about it, and finally agreed to go along.

That night, they were in a pasture with a herd of sheep. "Go on," said one of the cousins. "Take Your pick!"

The city boy looked the herd over, and, finally settling on one, drops his trousers, mounts the ewe, and procedes to enjoy himself.

Somewhere, in mid-stroke, he hears his cousins laughing at him. Immediately dismounting the sheep, he turns and yells at the two. "I knew it!! You just wanted to see me make a fool of myself!"

"Naw, that's not it," Replied the one cousin, as he dropped his bib overalls and proceded to mount a sheep. "We're laughing cause you picked the ugliest one in the herd!"


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Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was a White Missionary living with a tribe of black natives.

One day the big chief comes along and calls the Missionary into his hut, where he was sharpening his big axe. He explains to the white man that his daughter has just given birth to a white baby, and that
since the missionary's the only white man for thousands of miles, the missionary will be the "main course" at dinner that night.

"Now just hang on a minute, give me a chance to explain, chief," says the Missionary. "You're jumping to conclusions here. Let me tell you a story. See all those white sheep out in the field and how
there's one black one amongst them."

The Chief thinks for a moment. "OK!" says the Chief, "You say nothing, I say nothing."


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The Shane Warne Love Story

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.The warm breeze was full of that earthy musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and quiet whispering of leaves in the Weeping Willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her and have her now.

Without a word being spoken, I managed to move myself to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this is what she had been waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as tension rose, we began the
ultimate in sex.

Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself from ending it all too soon. As sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind-blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out until the moment we had been both waiting for was upon us. As it did, we rolled together in the now damp grass. As thelast deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, as we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace, I kissed her long and lovingly and whispered how good she had been. She tenderly
and sensuously licked my inner ear and whispered, "Baaa", then re-joined theflock.


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A ventirloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog.

Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?

Rancher: This dog don't talk!

Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?

Dog: I'm Doing alright

Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)

Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)

Dog: Yep.

Cowboy: How's he treat you?

Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the
lake once a week to play.

Rancher: (Look of disbelief)

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?

Rancher: Horses don't talk!

Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?

Horse: Not bad.

Rancher: (An even wilder look of shock)

Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)

Horse: Yep.

Cowboy: How's he treat you?

Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down
often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.

Rancher: (total look of amazement)

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?

Rancher: (gesticulating wildly, and hardly able to talk)...... Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!

So the cowboy goes out to seek his fortune on the frontier of the old West. He finally settles on a ranching town near the very edge of civilization. So near, in fact, that there aren't any women to be found for love nor money. Well, he's young and full of hormones, and after a month, he starts getting randy, so he goes to the saloon to ask around. After a couple of sort of nervous, whispered conversations, it comes out that you use the sheep. Well, our hero isn't real happy about this, but he's really desperate. He buys a bottle to nerve himself up. He goes and finds the nearest flock, and decides that if he's going to do this at all, he's going to do it right. He spends most of the afternoon picking out the prettiest sheep in the flock. He shampoos her wool and ties ribbons around her neck. Puts a little bell on her collar. He's also getting pretty drunk. By evening, he's done cleaning up the sheep, and not thinking real clearly. He's so proud of the way the sheep looks, he decides to take her in to town and show her off at the saloon. He walks in with the sheep, and the room goes quiet. Everybody's staring at the guy. And not just staring, but kinda recoiling in shock and horror. He's ashamed, but he's drunk enough; he slurs out, "Whassamada, I thought ever'body went out to the sheep?" Finally, one old timer pipes up. "Yeah, boy, but you got the _sherrif's_ girl."


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A couple months back there was a trial in the West Virginia courts. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep, since that's still illegal there an' all. Anyway, the key witness was an old fella who was walking
along the highway by the farm where the sheep was raised. The prosecutor asked the witness what he saw: "Well, I was walkin' along, and saw this sheep just'a eatin' grass. And then this fella walks up from behind the
sheep, real quiet-like." "And then what?" asked the prosecutor. "Then he unbuckled his belt, and pulled the sheep close." "And what happened after that?" "Well," said the witness, "they sorta shook for a couple of minutes.Then, afterwards, the sheep turned around... an' licked him!" Just then one of the jurors leaned over to the jury member next tohim and said, "You know... a good sheep'll do that."


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In The Land Of Black And White Sheep... Two Dwarfs Walking Side By Side On The Rocky Roads OF The Himalayas Searching For Convents In Search Of A Lost Love.

Suddenly They Happen To Pass By One. Walking Up To The Door And Knocking Only To Be Answered By A Nun.

Dwarf:Have You Seen A Nun About This High(Approx 1 Metre High)In This Convent.

Nun: No Sorry I Haven't.

Dwarf: Have You Seen A Nun About This High (1 Metre) In This Area.

Nun: No Sorry I Havent't.

Then The One Dwarf Chuckles To Himself.

Knock On The Door For A Third Time.

Dwarf:Have You Seen A Nun About This High Anywhere In This Cuntry.
(1 Metre High)

Nun:No Sorry I Haven't.

Once Again The Dwarf Laughs But He Laughs His Ass Off This Time!

All Of A Sudden SMACK!!!!

What The Fuck Was That For.

Why The Fuck Are You Laughing?

I Told You You Fucked A SHEEP.


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A Tourist visiting a Greek Village and saw a Old Man sitting on a bench, the tourist wanted to knowa little bit about the village, and the old man said see that house on the hill I built that. I should be called Con the builder, and see that boat in the harbour, I built that. I should be called Con the boat builder, but fuck one sheep!!!



Some are reruns - but Ozzie might not rememebr Quote

I will try to find a chocolate or cookie with sheep for you Ozzie
ps. cause elephant doesnt count?... Quote

I will try to find a chocolate or cookie with sheep for you Ozzie
ps. cause elephant doesnt count?...


Thank you Loona .

And Thank you Licka keep the fun jokes comeing Quote

Bump Ozzie needs more entertaining Quote

An actuary and a farmer were traveling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in a meadow, the actuary said, "There are 1,248 sheep out there."

The farmer replied, "Amazing. By chance, I know the owner, and the figure is absolutely correct. How did you count them so quickly?"

The actuary answered, "Easy, I just counted the number of legs and divided by four."




There was a typical blond. She had long, blond hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blond jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.

"That's a nice flock of sheep," she said.

"Why thank you," said the herder.

"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.

"Okay," replied the herder.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" asked the woman.

"Sure," said the sheep herder.

So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382."

"Wow," said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."

So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.

Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you."

"What is it?" queried the woman.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"





Recipes in case Ozzie is tired of BBQ at Teddies :

1. Middle Eastern marinade

Crush 2 cloves of garlic in the bottom of a bowl; add the
juice of 2 lemons and meat and mix until the meat is
coated. Refrigerate for a couple of hours or up to a
day, turning occasionally. Good for chops, shoulder or
round steak, or shish kebobs. Grill or broil.

2. Soy marinade

Crush 2 cloves of garlic in the bottom of a bowl; add 2-3 T.
soy sauce, meat and quartered onion (optional). Mix
until meat is coated. Refrigerate for a couple of hours
or up to a day. Grill or broil.

When grilling or broiling lamb it is important to not overcook
the meat. Cook only until medium rare (pink inside).

3. Kaftas Lebanese Style

1 lb. ground lamb
1 large onion, chopped fine
salt and pepper to taste
1/4 t. each :
ground allspice
ground cloves
plus 1/2 t. cinnamon
1/2 bunch finely chopped parsley

Mix all ingredients together well. Roll into cigar
shapes or make burgers. Grill or broil.
Serve with yogurt for dipping the kaftas.

4. Lamb in a pot

Brown cubed shoulder or leg steak. Add 2 large
chopped onions and at least 3 large cloves of garlic,
chopped. Saute until onions are clear. Add one 6 oz.
can tomato paste and 1-15 oz. can of tomato sauce.
Fill paste can once with water and once with dry red wine,
like burgundy, and add to mixture. Season with salt and
pepper. Cook until sauce is thickened and meat tender
(about one hour). Then add peas or green beans and cook
until vegetables are done. Serve over rice or pasta.





5. Lamb Curry

1/4 C. butter
4 onions, chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
1 lb. boneless lamb shoulder, chopped
1 C. yogurt
2 T. curry powder or add the following:

1 t. ground ginger
2 t. ground coriander
1/4 t. cinnamon
1/2 t. cardamom
1/4 t. ground cloves

In heavy pan, melt butter. Add onions and garlic
and saute until onions transparent. Add curry powder
or ground spices and saute a couple of minutes, being careful
not to burn spices. (Add a little water if necessary to
keep from burning.) Add meat and brown. Reduce heat and
add yogurt. Simmer for about 30 mins. or until meat is
tender. If curry gets too thick it may be thinned with
water or more yogurt may be added. Serve over rice.


6. Lemon Yogurt Grilled Leg of Lamb

1 whole boned leg, butterflied (remove the long bone inside the leg)
1 1/2 C. yogurt
juice 2-3 lemons, or 1-2 limes, 2/3 C. total
2 onions, sliced
2 t. cumin
2 t. cinnamon
2 t. ground cloves

Mix marinade ingredients together. Pour over lamb and marinade at room
temp. 4-8 hours or overnight in refrigerator. Be sure to turn the meat
several times during the marinading. Remove marinade and wipe the meat dry.
Grill until done to preference, but it is best if the lamb is still pink inside. 7. Syrian bread or Lebanese flat bread (large pita)
6 C. unbleached white flour (you can use whole wheat but it will not rise as well)
1 T. salt
4 T. oil
2 C. warm water with 1 t. honey added to activate yeast
2 T. yeast Combine warm water and honey. Add yeast and let set until well risen.
Knead with flour mixture for 10 minutes. Shape into 12 individual loaves and
place on greased cookie sheet to let rise 1-2 hrs. Preheat oven to 500. Roll
loaves out into a circle. Bake on cookie sheet or a baking stone that has heated
with the oven. Bake approximately 4 minutes the first side, until the bread
bubbles up or puffs up, then flip over and bake on other side 2-3 minutes.
To flip the flat loaves of bread in the oven, use a pizza paddle.
After removing from the oven place the loaf on a towel and cover with a warm,
wet towel. Cover each new loaf removed with the towel. After all the bread is done,
put into a plastic bag with the moist towel for about 5-10 mins., and then
remove the towel. This will keep the bread moist.

Traditional middle eastern people eat the entire meal using only the Syrian bread
without using any utensils . Etiquette and good manners dictates that no part of
the hands or fingers will touch the food; only the bread.




Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"


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Woohoo 2 more days and ozzies room will be open again Quote

George pulled over to the side of the road to show his friend Carl where he first had sex.

�It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,� George remembered.

�That sounds wonderful,� said Carl.

�Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.�

�Oh my Gosh! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?�

�Baaaaa��






A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone. Well, the farmer seemed to be a real stereotypical rural type, so the ventriloquist thought it would be possible to have some fun with him. The farmer began to lead him back to the house.

Along the way, they passed a horse. The ventriloquist said to the farmer, "Is this your horse?" The farmer replied, "Yep." The ventriloquist asked, "Can he talk?" The farmer said, "Nope." The ventriloquist then said to the horse, "So, how do you like it here?" He then threw his voice, and said in a horse-like voice, "Oh, it's pretty good. Every morning the farmer feeds me oats." Upon hearing this the farmer was startled and quickened his pace.

Soon they came to a cow. The ventriloquist asked, "Is this your cow?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Does it talk?" and the farmer replied, "I..I don't think so." The ventriloquist asked the cow, "How do you like it here?" and threw his voice again. In a cow-like voice, he said, "Oh, I like it just fine. Every morning the farmer comes and milks me." Upon hearing this, the farmer squirmed. He looked down at the ground and continued walking.

Soon they came to some sheep. The ventriloquist asked, "Are these your sheep?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Do they talk?" and the farmer exclaimed, "Yes, but they lie!"





Two sheep in a field, one says, "Baaaaaaaa!"
The other says, "Damn! I was just going to say that!"






A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.

Cowboy: �Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?�

Indian: �Dog don�t talk.�

Cowboy: �Hey dog, how�s it going?�

Dog: �Doin� all right.�

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: �Is this Indian your owner?� (pointing at the Indian)

Dog: �Yep.�

Cowboy: �How does he treat you?�

Dog: �Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.�

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: �Mind if I talk to your horse?�

Indian: �Horse no talk.�

Cowboy: �Hey horse, how�s it going?�

Horse: �Cool.�

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: �Is this your owner?� (pointing to the Indian)

Horse: �Yep.�

Cowboy: �How�s he treat you?�

Horse: �Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements.�

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: �Mind if I talk to your sheep?�

Indian: �Sheep lie.�






This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.

"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No..."

He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No."

"But ye fuck ONE sheep ..."







A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.

They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".

The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence


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'High' wallabies blamed for Aussie crop circles





SYDNEY - Wallabies snacking in Tasmania's legally grown opium poppy fields are getting "high as a kite" and hopping around in circles, trampling the crops, a state official said.

Tasmania Attorney-General Lara Giddings told a budget hearing Wednesday that she had recently read about the kangaroo-like marsupials' antics in a brief on the state's large poppy industry. Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," The Mercury newspaper quoted Giddings as telling the hearing. "Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

Calls to Giddings' office were not immediately returned Thursday, and The Associated Press was unable to obtain a copy of the brief she cited.

A manager for one of two Tasmanian companies licensed to take medicinal products from poppy straw told the newspaper that wildlife and livestock - including deer and SHEEP - that eat the poppies are known to "act weird."

"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," Tasmanian Alkaloids field operations manager Rick Rockliff said.

Others in the local poppy industry could not be reached for comment.

Tasmania supplies about 50 percent of the world's raw material for morphine and related opiates. About 500 farmers grow the crop on 49,420 acres (20,000 hectares) of land



Now I know why Ozzie causes "Sheep" Poppy sometimes Quote

An Eskimo's car breaks down in Tazmania. he mechanic says, "You blew a seal." The Eskimo says,"So what you fuck sheep."

Long Live The Tribute!!!!!!!
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There was this white missionary working in the jungles of Africa with a local tribe there.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief got pregnant and eventually gave birth. The Chief was utterly shocked when he found out that the baby was a white boy. He was really confused so he decided to pay a visit to the missionary.

"Father, my wife gave birth to a baby"

"Why, that's a very good news, Chief. Congrats"

"But Father, it is a white boy!?!?!?"

The missionary thinks for sometime and in a deep voice replies, "Well Chief, sometimes nature does work in some strange ways.... The other day I was taking a stroll along the mountain side and I saw this beautiful black sheep in a herd of white sheep.."

The Chief looked very surprised and was silent for a moment before he spoke,

"Okay Father, here's the deal. You tell no one, and I'll tell no one."


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Ozzie will be without his *S* for over a week
Please add Sheep jokes / stories and recipies to help Ozzie make through the next week +

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