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Created by: Doritha

11/2/10 @ 6:41pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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Hello everybody..back after my day off what did i miss?

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Created by: lickau

11/2/10 @ 7:44pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Pink lingerie night for Doritha

The Experiment

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. �Now, class. Observe closely the worms,� said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

�Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?� the professor asked.

Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded�

�Drink whiskey and you won�t get worms!�

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Created by: Doritha

11/3/10 @ 6:49pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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Woohooooo i am here and where u are?:P :guitar

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Created by: lickau

11/4/10 @ 6:15pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Woohooooo i am here and where u are?:P :guitar

Big brown bedroom eyes drawing you in closer ...
Listen to her sexy voice telling her wants and needs ...
See her breathe slower and deeper as she begins to show you all of her in a sexy strip tease and then her toys join in to an orgasmic explosion !

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Created by: the_maverick

11/5/10 @ 6:11pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Tonight she's dressed to thrill in basic black, though there is nothing basic about her.

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Created by: lickau

11/5/10 @ 8:07pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Doritha dances - She shakes and wiggles all the time :bowdown

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Created by: the_maverick

11/5/10 @ 8:30pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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a song surely written about Doritha (by Bruno Mars)

Oh, her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying

She's so beautiful
And I tell her everyday

Yeah,
I know, I know
When I compliment her
She won't believe me
And it's so, it's so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But everytime she asks me do i look okay
I say

When I see your face (face)
There's not a thing I would change
'Cause you're amazing (amazing)
Just the way you are
And when you smile (smile)
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
'Cause girl you're amazing (amazing)
Just the way you are
Yeah

Her lips, her lips
I could kiss hem all day if she'd let me
Her laugh, her laugh
She hates but I think it's sexy
She's so beautiful
And I tell her everyday

Oh, you know, you know, you know
I'd never ask you to change
If perfect's what your searching for
Then just stay the same
So don't even bother asking if you look okay
You know I'll say

When I see your face (face)
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing(amazing)
Just the way you are
And when you smile (smile)
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
'Cause girl you're amazing (amazing)
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
Girl you're amazing (amazing)
Just the way you are (are)

When I see your face (face)
There's not a thing that i would change
'Cause you're amazing (amazing)
Just the way you are
And when you smile (smile)
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
'Cause girl you're amazing (amazing)
Just the way you are
Yeah

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Created by: lickau

11/5/10 @ 9:04pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC

(If you do not laugh out loud on this one, your "laugher" is broken!)

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career
where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the
results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of
150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is
an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the
instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through
the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

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Created by: old_msgt

11/6/10 @ 12:49am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Three nurse working in the Doctors office.

The first one said I'm so tired of him trying to pull off my panties I took all the chocolate candy out of the box in his desk drawer and replaced it with ex lax.

sThe second nurse I know what you mean I'm so tired with his pawing at me I took all the condoms from his desk and put little holes in all of them,

The third nurse passed out.

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Created by: Doritha

11/6/10 @ 6:34pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

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Created by: lickau

11/6/10 @ 9:13pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Brand new outfit - clASSic as always :evil

Roger , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'

The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.
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Created by: Doritha

11/7/10 @ 3:30pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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Q. What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A. A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside. :guitar

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Created by: sexylatinita

11/7/10 @ 9:17pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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sexy girl:P good mistress I always obey her..."even i love punishment"

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Created by: the_maverick

11/8/10 @ 5:56pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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The angel is online right now, come see her!

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Created by: skullfuck

11/8/10 @ 7:29pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: in your heart and soul
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A song for a beautiful lady

Angel

Angel, with those angel eyes
Come and take this earth boy
Up to paradise

Angel, may I hold you tight?
Never kissed an angel
Let me kiss one tonight

If I said "I love you"
Would I be speaking out of turn?
I'm only human, but I'm willing to learn

Angel, make my wish comes true
Let me be in heaven here on earth with you

Angel, never kissed an angel
Let me kiss one tonight

If I said "I love you"
Would I be speaking out of turn?
I'm only human, but I'm willing to learn

Angel, make my wish come true
Let me be in heaven here on earth with you

Angel, Angel

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Created by: skullfuck

11/10/10 @ 6:28am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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In school a teacher asks the class to make a sentence using the word dough
Little Jane raises her hand and says "In Italy they male pizza using special dough
Very good says the teacher
Little Mary raises her hand "My brother makes dinosaurs out of play dough
Very good says the teacher
Little jake raises his hand and says Our mum says dad is a crap fuck in bed so she has to use a dill dough

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Created by: Doritha

11/10/10 @ 5:09pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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Thanks for the nice jokes guys.i am back after a day off hope to see u all.
xoxoxo

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Created by: alberich

11/10/10 @ 5:46pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Feel the fire of desire
as Dori dance the night away.
'Cos tonight we're gonna party
till we see the break of day.
Better get yourself together
and hold on to what you got.
Once the music hit your system
there's no way you're gonna stop.

Come on, shake your body Dori,
do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tryied it
Do the conga beat

( http://www.metacafe.com/watch/218583/gloria_estefan_miami_sound_machine_conga/ )

Dancing Angel Doritha is on right now :angel

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Created by: lickau

11/10/10 @ 6:00pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Tom Petty - Last Dance With Mary Jane :guitar

She grew up in a Indiana town,
Had a good lookin' mama who never was around.
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them Indiana boys on an Indiana night.

Well she moved down here at the age of eighteen,
She blew the boys away; was more than they'd seen.
I was introduced and we both started groovin'
She said, "I dig you, baby, but I got to keep movin' - on.
Keep movin' on."

Chorus
Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.

Well I don't know but I've been told, you never slow down,
you never grow old.
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of goin' down,
Tired of myself, tired of this town,
Oh my, my, oh hell yes - Honey put on that party dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a song,
Take me as I come . cause I can't stay long.

(Repeat Chorus)

There's pigeons down on Market Square,
She's standing in her underwear.
Lookin' down from a hotel room,
Nightfall will be coming soon.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes, you got to put on that party dress.
It was too cold to cry, when I woke up alone.
I hit my last number, I walked to the road.

(Repeat Chorus)

Doritha is on in Yellow and Black Lingerie :evil

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Created by: arizonasunshine

11/11/10 @ 5:23pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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The Sexy Lady is on now in her sexy purple outfit

:drinkup

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