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Female Performer Chat: The Gauche Thread
dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/21/14 @ 11:40pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


oooo am ah to tellah you what eez gauche? You tell me or bettaire I will go to Paree...
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/21/14 @ 11:47pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


You ahnd yoor coblaire... so totally gauche... eez Protestant pie...

Mah outrahgeous accent... you say eet eez zo gauche? Ah sayah well fuckah you!

Now Groucho ee was not gaucho and was nevaire, ah mean nevaire, gauche.

Ah newbornah cheek thaht spreads hees wangs to ze fairst zummer zohn ees not gauche.

Gauche ees leetle boys een ze mud snorteen snot az zay play ze war.

Gauche eez ze surfaire dude belcheen aht ze premaire of Giovanni...

Ah reseervah no level of eet for anothaire wahrd.... gauche eez whatah zay...

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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/22/14 @ 10:08am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


Gauche eez zee spectator ooo plays ABBA at a Mozart zeemphony...

Gauche eez zee pairzohn ooo dressays eez labrodor retrievaire az a scotsman...

Gauche aire ze rahsah crispay treats but oh sooo tasty...

Gauche eez ze drinkaire of ze snapple aht ah graht wahn festival...

Gauche eez ze pairsohn ooooo thahnks notheen eez gauche

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paperpunch09
Created by: paperpunch09

7/22/14 @ 4:52pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: USA
Posts: 3,146

Seeing this reminded me of the poor police inspector on the Pink Panther cartoons :)
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

7/22/14 @ 6:41pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

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Created by: -talisman-

7/22/14 @ 11:08pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 40

I keep thinking of this when I saw that. For those who don't know the why/what/how for the show - all characters speak in an accent to show they are speaking in their own tongue

The Gendarme is a British spy, with public school education in French (hence the nonsensical sentences)



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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/22/14 @ 11:59pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

I keep thinking of this when I saw that. For those who don't know the why/what/how for the show - all characters speak in an accent to show they are speaking in their own tongue

The Gendarme is a British spy, with public school education in French (hence the nonsensical sentences)


lol interesting... It would be great to get a season like this and then the next in french maybe with subtitles... See what bad french sounds like compared with good once you know the story. Makes reruns interesting...

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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/23/14 @ 12:04am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

Seeing this reminded me of the poor police inspector on the Pink Panther cartoons :)


My fav theme song and liked the cartoon...

Eet eez not eezay being a chief eenspectair for ze Surete
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/23/14 @ 12:05am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

http://fav.me/d4ylp2z



Eet eez not easzay understandeen theez arteest typuhs...
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Created by: -talisman-

7/23/14 @ 5:05am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 40



lol interesting... It would be great to get a season like this and then the next in french maybe with subtitles... See what bad french sounds like compared with good once you know the story. Makes reruns interesting...




lol

The Germans DO speak with German accents, and the English with exaggerated pompous accents. A few episodes, multilinguals would change accents while talking to each group and/or translating.

A funny episode a couple seasons later, an English spy arrives. She mispronounces EXACTLY the same way... you find out they both learnt to speak French at the same school.
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