Their main army has crossed the river and is marching south...

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To your city


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You know you are doomed... doomed.... DOOOOOOOMED






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Emoticon leader.... he is a reasonable guy... all he demands is your:





and sommmayour:




and maybe sommayour:




When he hears your feeble pleadings for mercy his army goes:




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Emoticon leader... We praise youooooo oooo oooo



You are fearless, wearyless, and wise...

Emoticon leader... that's you...

We adore you

Will do anything you cooooommand....

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Emoticon leader... some say he was summoned by the pentasantaganon:




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Others say that he came from a gnarly phantasohmahgesticarockiton:









INDAGARDENADAEDEN BAAAAAYBAY YOU GONNA KNOW YOU GONNA BE TRUE WHOOO OOOOOOO Quote

And a distinct, vocal minority says that he descended from above as is captured in the sacred devotional masterwork:

THE COMING OF EMOTICON LEADER









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And now a public service announcement by your fearless emoticon leader regarding the recent epedemic of personality cults in our happy emoticondom:

*whhhhhhhrrrrrr wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeee wooooo weeeeee * sorry some static on the waves... ahem...

are bad

You will give them all your

And you will not find the but instead only

Life is more than just but is not the answer....

The next time a asks you to join a just

and maybe that good for nothing scum bag will learn that don't wear under their cowls you know.

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dudley send me please this stuff you were smoking? Quote

dudley send me please this stuff you were smoking?


Ah, as yonder army pillages impudent cities and converts shrewd ones to its glorious cause, you astutely recognize that Dudley is in fact and now YOU wish to be .

Such ambition.
Such audacity.
Such naivet�!

Know that is peerless and puffs liberally upon dried golden bough. Only He has this enviable right.
Now, prepare yourself for single combat.

There can be only one ...

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dudley send me please this stuff you were smoking?


Emoticon leader smokes Bengali clove cigarillos...

The Mountie, ever mindful of the demands of his profession, smokes only his backbacon... Quote

Ah, as yonder army pillages impudent cities and converts shrewd ones to its glorious cause, you astutely recognize that Dudley is in fact and now YOU wish to be .

Such ambition.
Such audacity.
Such naivet�!

Know that is peerless and puffs liberally upon dried golden bough. Only He has this enviable right.
Now, prepare yourself for single combat.

There can be only one ...




You are wise to ally with

No enemy has yet overcome his screaming horde

But beware of stealing too much of the limelight from

For it is rumored that he has purged his ranks in the past...

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For it is rumored that he has purged his ranks in the past...


Oh yes, I believe it. I once heard tale of a village's 6th idiot who survived a massacre committed by the horde of . (While the 5 prior idiots had suffered various fatal misfortunes common to idiots, the 6th turned out to be rather idiotically lucky -> .) This tale is also supposedly inscribed in that great esoteric work, 'The Emotinomicon'. This particular village had brazenly refused to give or as tribute to and were too busy constantly with each other rather than properly to . Oh they would pay... finally came to bring His justice.

Back to the idiot - The idiot was saved, coincidentally, by his idiocy. This poor wretch was on the village outskirts at the time when he alone witnessed a contingent of approaching. As they marched toward the village, their dreaded standard bearer was at their fore.






At that moment, near midnight, the poor idiot had been attempting to squeeze gr@pe soda from a rock - something allegedly possible that was told to him by a devious youth and, of course, the idiot surely believed. (Btw, VS, gr@pes always consent; it's never r@pe with regard to those fruity victuals. Just an FYI.) It was a futile task he had started at noon. Meanwhile, the rest of the villagers slept soundly. It must of been a fool's uncanny instinct because the idiot knew he had to hide. Perhaps all idiots have the capacity to occasionally be a savant. Whatever the case, he dove headfirst into a latrine pit on the village's edge. Alas, he was quickly found after the devastated the village. The pitiful sight of a blathering, sobbing idiot covered in shite (more than the usual amount) was too much for the . They spared his miserable life and instead of skewering him and hanging his idiotic corpse by the big toes from a mulberry tree, they stuck a chicken's quill up his bum and chased him off.

As he fled, feather and all, to the chant of "Run, idiot... RUN!", he glanced behind him and witnessed chastising His and having His elite guard order all the into columns. had not wanted anyone or anything spared. All were to be put to the fork: not even a lowly turnip was to be spared from this wrath... and everyone knows that a turnip only holds a slightly greater hierarchical position than that of an idiot. Heck, even the fields were to be salted and the streams vinegared. It was then that applied the age-old corporal punishment of decimation to their ranks. Such was the result of their insubordination in allowing a despicable idiot to go free. Woe be to him, the tenth . The idiot watched from a far away hill's crest in horror as the decimation commenced ->






allowed the abject, soiled idiot to escape so that the tale of 's stern discipline and lack of pity or mercy to those that displease or deny Him, would spread across the realms. Let this be a warning: It is best to to .
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Oh yes, I believe it. I once heard tale of a village's 6th idiot who survived a massacre committed by the horde of . (While the 5 prior idiots had suffered various fatal misfortunes common to idiots, the 6th turned out to be rather idiotically lucky -> .) This tale is also supposedly inscribed in that great esoteric work, 'The Emotinomicon'. This particular village had brazenly refused to give or as tribute to and were too busy constantly with each other rather than properly to . Oh they would pay... finally came to bring His justice.

Back to the idiot - The idiot was saved, coincidentally, by his idiocy. This poor wretch was on the village outskirts at the time when he alone witnessed a contingent of approaching. As they marched toward the village, their dreaded standard bearer was at their fore.






At that moment, near midnight, the poor idiot had been attempting to squeeze gr@pe soda from a rock - something allegedly possible that was told to him by a devious youth and, of course, the idiot surely believed. (Btw, VS, gr@pes always consent; it's never r@pe with regard to those fruity victuals. Just an FYI.) It was a futile task he had started at noon. Meanwhile, the rest of the villagers slept soundly. It must of been a fool's uncanny instinct because the idiot knew he had to hide. Perhaps all idiots have the capacity to occasionally be a savant. Whatever the case, he dove headfirst into a latrine pit on the village's edge. Alas, he was quickly found after the devastated the village. The pitiful sight of a blathering, sobbing idiot covered in shite (more than the usual amount) was too much for the . They spared his miserable life and instead of skewering him and hanging his idiotic corpse by the big toes from a mulberry tree, they stuck a chicken's quill up his bum and chased him off.

As he fled, feather and all, to the chant of "Run, idiot... RUN!", he glanced behind him and witnessed chastising His and having His elite guard order all the into columns. had not wanted anyone or anything spared. All were to be put to the fork: not even a lowly turnip was to be spared from this wrath... and everyone knows that a turnip only holds a slightly greater hierarchical position than that of an idiot. Heck, even the fields were to be salted and the streams vinegared. It was then that applied the age-old corporal punishment of decimation to their ranks. Such was the result of their insubordination in allowing a despicable idiot to go free. Woe be to him, the tenth . The idiot watched from a far away hill's crest in horror as the decimation commenced ->






allowed the abject, soiled idiot to escape so that the tale of 's stern discipline and lack of pity or mercy to those that displease or deny Him, would spread across the realms. Let this be a warning: It is best to to .



Excellent historical gathering... You serve well...

You are promoted to independent columnist in the Ministry for Information...

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is horny! He demands an orgy!

Bring all your
before his mighty

And we will begin the purification ritual that makes the crops grow and the rivers flow.

Play musicians... play the orgy beat...

Gild the way to the bed of ultimate power...













Do your dance... exotic flatterers... make the great obelisk rise before the delta...



No is allowed...
all must be in the present and fully sensate to all sensations...

Ministers give us our approval to proceed for the good of the staee:

And beware ye who laugh at giant raised things... for your laughter shall turn to misery...
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Elite guard ferry in the first and make them assume the position...


mmmmm shall be your Anubis and plow your fields like the dog god does...



As the leader's sperm swims free in the first rank... let the orgy begin!

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