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Created by: dudley_do_ride

10/30/14 @ 9:12am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Hollywood knows something of him:

But how close are they to the truth?

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10/30/14 @ 9:59am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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When I was in Singapore... fighting the Kyomonjing... I found the evidence I needed... needed
to make the key connection... between... Fu Manchu and Lo Pan.

Fu was such a useful foil. A stereorotypical facade... however powerful... for the real demon beneath... revealed... thanks to Jack Burton... for what he is... a formless evil incarnation... trying... desperately... to find material immortality... by finding the woman with green eyes who can survive the burning blade.

But when the blade of Burton sent this fiend back to his maker.. who knew... who knew... that its power was so strong that it would re-incarnate itself in the deliberately confusing way as a new re-formed Fu?

More evil... Long forgotten in the heavily controversial past. With a similar mentality and a new bag of tricks.

A Fu for the modern you...

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

10/30/14 @ 10:15am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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What does he want? It is still too early to be sure. Given his past history with women you can be sure it has something to do with them. Don't expect him to follow the same pattern though. Having blue eyes and an inability to deal with burning blades doesn't necessarily protect you.

I don't think he is in the woman slave trade anymore. They turned out to be a bad investment. Too many mascara breaks compared to their male "competition". Oh unless maybe we consider the sex slave market. Yes I forgot about that market. Perhaps there he may bave some dealings but it is unclear at this time.

I won't lie. We can't protect you. There will be casaulties. Once we know where he is and what he is doing we can come up with a plan to stop him.

Until then... may whatever you pray to protect you...

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

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It will never be forgotten:

Fu Manchu: [to Sir Lionel Barton, describing the "Bell Torture" Barton will suffer until he reveals the location of the tomb of Genghis Khan, as Fu Manchu's minions are securing Barton to a slab beneath a giant bell] You've read about this, Barton: the torture of the bell: it never stops. Minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day. Seems harmless, doesn't it? Just a bell ringing. But the percussion and the repercussion of sound against your eardrums will soften and destroy them until the sound is magnified a thousand times.
[Barton is now secured hand and foot beneath the giant bell]
Fu Manchu: You can't move. You can't sleep. You will be frantic with thirst. You will be unspeakably foul. But here you will lie, day after day, until you tell.

Fu Manchu: [Fu Manchu temporarily stops the "bell torture bell" from ringing, lifts up Sir Lionel Barton's head and gives him a glass of water] And now for a nice, long drink.
Fu Manchu: [Sir Lionel Barton begins to drink from the glass, splutters and lays his head back down; moaning] Ha ha ha ha ha... Oh, I forgot to tell you... it was salted!

Fu Manchu: I had no idea that mere domestic power could be so stimulating

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*sigh* and the snakes:

Sir Dennis Nayland Smith: You have nothing to celebrate, Fu Manchu. The arms conference is safe. You are beaten.
Fu Manchu: That is where you are wrong, Commissioner. In a few moments there will be no arms conference.
Sir Dennis Nayland Smith: You will release that girl now and order your men to line up over there. I will count three before I fire. One... two...
Fu Manchu: [to henchman] Send her to the snakes!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/1/14 @ 1:13pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Success tips from the doctor:

1) Study hard. Don't be satisfied with one diploma.

2) Change your policies often with regards to your employees. Go to a pay them plan so you can fine them.

3) Dream big. You CAN turn the entire ocean into a block of salt.

4) Don't k1ll them quickly. It is the easy way out.

5) Your minions will do anything to have a hot babe for a wife.

6) Cultivate a look that is all your own. Be cool about it. And the world will follow.

7) You don't have to wear a suit and tie to be the big boss.

8) Don't forget to go for redundancy in your assassination devices.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

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Fu Bloopers...

Fu: Throw her to the shakes! What? Hoooo hoooo haaaa haaaa haaaa.

Take 2

Fu: Throw her to the snakes.
Shirly: Huh? Oh my god! I forgot my line!
* Fu throws her to the snakes*
Shirly: Aiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!
Fu: Now she's got it! Haaaa ha ha ha.

Take 3
Fu: Throw her to the snakes.
Raquel: No! Stop!
*Riiiiiiiiiip her top comes off as they move her toward the pit*
Raquel: Whooops ha ha ha ha ha... Wardrobe malfunction.
*Fu throws her to the snakes *
Fu: Am I the only guy who can throw a woman to the snakes here? Haaaa ha ha ha haaaaa.

Take 4:
Fu: Throw her... to the snakes!
Anne: No! Stop! You fiend!
Henchman: Oh shit they forgot to put snakes in there.
*Fu throws her into the pit... disappears off cam... reappears with a bucket of snakes and dumps them into the pit*
Anne: Aiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhh!
Fu: Raining cats and dogs? How about cobras and boas? Haaaaa ha ha haaaaaaaa

Take 5
Fu: Throw her to the snakes!
Jessy: Nobody throws Jessy girl to the snakes.. bawarrrrwarrrwarrrwarrr Jessy girl.
*Fu clubs her on head and then throws her to the snakes*
Fu: The snakes love it when you club her like that.. club Jessy girl.. bawarrwarrwarrrwarr

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11/2/14 @ 5:44pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Fu: I love your hair long like that my dear.

Jessica: Oh really? I do like it. But sometimes I think about changing it. Really really short. Or maybe a "big hair" style.

Fu: Let me take a closer look. *motions for her to come closer*

Fu: No it is very strong, coarse... I think it can support maybe 150 pounds.

*attaches her by the hair to the snake chains on the snake slab above the snake pit... pulls lever*

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIP*

Fu: Ha ha ha ha... Too heavy but don't worry... She's going onto an all snake diet.

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Created by: bartpimpson

11/6/14 @ 1:19am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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this is best thread i ever read. I need more fu man chu

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11/6/14 @ 3:58am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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FU MAN CHU ROCKS

http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/272368/Mask-of-Fu-Manchu-The-Movie-Clip-Three-Times-Doct or.html

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11/6/14 @ 4:22am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I cant get enough fu man chu lol

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this thread will be on the top spot forever lol

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11/6/14 @ 11:52am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Let Fu into your life

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Is Fu Manchu the founding member of the Foo Fighters?

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/7/14 @ 3:03am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Let Fu into your life

lol... I didn't know Cage played him... One crazy Fu man.

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Is Fu Manchu the founding member of the Foo Fighters?

hmmmmm I dunno... Have to play some of their stuff backwards...

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/7/14 @ 3:08am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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this is best thread i ever read. I need more fu man chu

lol... awright! These are classics!

Whenever the going gets tough... ask yourself... what would Fu do?

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