'tis I believe like fishing...
1. make sure ur bait is supa dupa attractive to all species of fishies ... also if ur bait ain't workin' best change it
2. cast ur bait as far into the murky pond as u can (make sure ur sun is shining) the further u cast the better chance u have of catchin' the montser groper
3. jiggle bait, but do not tug wildly, this will scare the timid fishies away (timid fishies can b tasty) ... also they better than no fishies at all
4. when u've hooked one of the cunning lil buggers reel them in with a firm but precise hand, too fast and it'll b off and u'll have ta start all over again
5. throw under sized catch back with a smile on their faces and an' air filled gills so they can go spread the news about ur tasty bait (make sure it neva leaves a bad taste in their lil mouths.)
6. guard ur big catches with malice, take a bite and set 'em free ta grow bigger for another day ... chase any other greedy fish takers away
7. if ur weather is gloomy and ur bait a lil stale ... DO NOT GO FISHING!
...'tis I believe like fishing...
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