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Created by: chrisdk

4/7/16 @ 6:05pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
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... Betty White
... Mickey Mouse
... the Empire State Building

mmh, what else?

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Created by: kertzum

4/7/16 @ 11:14pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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mmh watta about ... he's so old he squirts sand? ... or ...

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Created by: Naughty Amira

4/7/16 @ 11:41pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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As you get older three things happen.
The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... :guitar

....... but..a birdie whispered me he is 21 ...his 6 pack still looks great :hitit

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Created by: chrisdk

4/8/16 @ 12:47am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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....... but..a birdie whispered me he is 21 ...his 6 pack still looks great :hitit

I hear that all the time, but find it suspicious that this is the legal drinking age in the US ...
Bet he forges his licences and photoshops his photos and dyes his hair ...

he's older than
... most streams of Jazz
... the right to vote for women in the US (and other countries)
... movies with sound and color

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Created by: alberich

4/8/16 @ 6:30am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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He's older than ..
the tomb of the eagles in Orkney/Scotland.

Bart burried the leftovers of his chicken BBQ there when he was a young man :drinkup

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Created by: chrisdk

4/9/16 @ 2:57pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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New evidence!
LickaU is NOT older than ...
... the Statue of Liberty
... the first flight machines of the Wright Brothers
... the first motion pictures

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Created by: spar

4/9/16 @ 8:06pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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no wonder he is our Ambassidor

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Created by: dan_in_florida

4/10/16 @ 9:58am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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He's as old as his tongue, but younger than his teeth (well, the few he probably still has anyway...) :winkwink

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Created by: chrisdk

4/10/16 @ 4:35pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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He's as old as his tongue, but younger than his teeth (well, the few he probably still has anyway...) :winkwink

The birthday you look into the mirror and then down to your buddy John, that you realize he's just as old as you are ...

LickaU is NOT older than
... Simpson's Mr. Burns
... the first filmed version of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, which is considered to be the first ever horror movie
... the year the first woman was authorized to fly an airplane

Statistically, LickaU has seen the Comet Halley 1.5 times in his life.
Actually, he has seen it passing only once.

This proves two things: Statistics suck :drinkup

... aaaand LickaU is ... ehm, er ... experienced :thumbsup

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Created by: chrisdk

4/13/16 @ 10:45am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Did you know ...

... when you make a photo of LickaU it comes out in black and white?
... the last time he visited a museum and was about to leave, the alarm went off?
... when he enters an antique store people start bidding on him?

I also heard, he got into a fight with Adam for flirting with Eve :drinkup

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But joking aside, LickaU is so old he still drives his Model T :bulb

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Created by: dan_in_florida

4/13/16 @ 11:53am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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LickaU is so old that I have to drive 88MPH to give him a lift home :winkwink

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Created by: chrisdk

4/13/16 @ 5:21pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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they shouldn't be making fun of Larry King's age on American television when they have LickaU ...

LickaU has to oil ALL his joints and was babysitting Larry King. :drinkup

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4/14/16 @ 6:27am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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He's older than that gob of peanut butter left festering in the nooks and crannies of my craggy buttocks after an excessively raucous night of foody sex with Caligula! :orglaugh

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Created by: chrisdk

4/16/16 @ 12:31am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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LickaU is older than
... Grandpa Smurf
... the Miss Ameria Contest
... the legendary Nosferatu movie.

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Created by: Chloey

4/21/16 @ 8:52pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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Omg lmao, I only just noticed this thread and its really made me laugh.......

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Created by: chrisdk

4/22/16 @ 1:09am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Omg lmao, I only just noticed this thread and its really made me laugh.......
I am glad you enjoyed :thumbsup

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LickaU is so old that he watches the History Channel onlz to see if he's on.

One advice ladies! LickaU doesn't drink much so you have to intoxicate him with your personality :drinkup

... but I also heard his face looks like his scrotum :evil

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Created by: chrisdk

6/9/16 @ 9:34am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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New evidence!

LickaU is NOT older than
... the first full-length Indian feature film, aka "Bollywood" (and also not Hollywood for that matter)
... Rockefeller foundation
... New York City's Grand Central Terminal, rebuilt.
... Brisbane, Australia

LickaU IS, however, older than
... stainless steel
... Lincoln Highway (the first automobile road across the United States)
... Denmark's most prominently known "Little Mermaid" bronze statue in Copenhagen*
... Canberra, Australia

Which of those surprises you the most?

*finished in August 1913 she had a tough life ... her head and arms are frequently sawn off and taken as trophies ... or she got used by social and political activists, e.g. dressed in traditional Muslim clothes; got a dildo taped to her hand ... :bulb

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