9/1/09 @ 2:24pm
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Location: Illinois- The Windy City
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The future has not been written. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta!
You know the thing about relationships is that they make one person go, "Blah blah blah blah blah," and the other person go, "What are you talking about?" And then one person goes, "Blah blah blah blah blah."
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9/1/09 @ 2:52pm
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Location: Illinois- The Windy City
Posts: 409
Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I can fight you both together if you want. I can fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I can fight you standing on one foot. I can fight you with my eyes closed. Oh, pull an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I'll... Ruff!
My gift is my song. And this one's for you. And You Can Tell Everybody That this is your song. It may be quite simple but now that it's done. I hope u don't mind I hope You don't mind That I put down in words... How Wonderful Life is Now you're in the world
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Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"-dumb and dumber
Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
you scratch our backs we'll scratch yours
-funny thing about my back is...its located on my cock- superbad
Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker. -- Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy) Quote
9/1/09 @ 3:03pm
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Location: Hanging with the Princess
Posts: 1,102
"MAKE UP YOUR MIND DUDE" "IS HE GONNA SHIT OR IS HE GONNA KILL US?"- Fast Times At Ridgemont High
"Excuse Me", "Can I borrow your towel"? "My car just hit a waterbuffalo" -Fletch
"People sholud know when they are defeated" - Gladiator Quote
9/1/09 @ 3:07pm
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Location: Left of centre
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You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.
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9/1/09 @ 3:47pm
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Location: Illinois- The Windy City
Posts: 409
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.
*My schmeckel got bigger now that I'm older, just so you guys know that.
*It couldn't have gotten any smaller.
*It looked like a litttle Tic Tac.
*Yeah, come, here, I'll freshen your breath.
Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Canvas. JC Penney, $3.98. You like?
I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest, a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and your gonna have fun. We're gonna have so much fucking fun they're gonna need plastic surgeons to remove the smiles from our fucking faces. We'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah out of our ass holes
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You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
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Michael Newman: I mean no disrespect, Prince Hubbida Hubbida.
Ammer: Hubba Bubba.
Prince Habeeboo: Habeeboo! Ha-bee-boo! Hubba Bubba is chewing gum. Prince Habeeboo is not chewing gum! Quote
The Blues Brothers
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9/1/09 @ 4:06pm
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Location: Illinois- The Windy City
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What's happenin' hot stuff?
Never let go.
I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Jack.
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Cyrus Grissom: According to my last psych evaluation, yes.
Con Air (1997)
["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background]
Garland Greene: Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
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George Newman: That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy-oh-boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.
Kid: I wanna go home.
George Newman: Shut up, you little weasel!
[beat]
George Newman: Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it!
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9/1/09 @ 5:34pm
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Location: Illinois- The Windy City
Posts: 409
I have a headache.
It might be a tumor.
It's not a tumor!
When you take that field today, you've got to lay that heart on the line, men. From the souls of your feet, with every ounce of blood you've got in your body, lay it on the line until the final whistle blows. And if you do that, if you do that, we cannot lose. We may be behind on the scoreboard at the end of the game but if you play like that we cannot be defeated. Now we came here today to remember six young men and sixty-nine others who will not be on the field with you today, but they will be watching. You can bet your ass that they'll be gritting their teeth with every snap of that football. You understand me? How you play today, from this moment on is how you will be remembered. This is your opportunity to rise from these ashes and grab glory. We are...
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9/1/09 @ 6:04pm
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Location: Hanging with the Princess
Posts: 1,102
"excuse me, can you give me directions to the freeway? Yeah, go fuck yo mama" - vacation
"Hey honey its me Richie, yeah i'm never coming home again. take it easy" harlem nights Quote
9/1/09 @ 9:05pm
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Location: Indianapolis, In
Posts: 622
9/1/09 @ 10:06pm
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Location: New York
Posts: 130
"We're on a mission from God"-Blues Brothers.
"Turtle power!"
"Albrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Eric Draven: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.
Albrecht: Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.
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