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Male Performer Chat: Funniest fails
Well. I just got explosion of lamp just at the end of party. Now whole apartament without electricity.
So I thought that's good idea to start topic with kinda same stories. I bet that with anyone happened curiosity cases during broadcast or visiting models rooms.
Once I felt down from staying on hands straight to PC desk. And visitor were very scared by that. Though he still visiting me but doesn't asking staying on hands anymore lol Quote
So I thought that's good idea to start topic with kinda same stories. I bet that with anyone happened curiosity cases during broadcast or visiting models rooms.
Once I felt down from staying on hands straight to PC desk. And visitor were very scared by that. Though he still visiting me but doesn't asking staying on hands anymore lol Quote
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malteeser
5/8/17 @ 4:36am
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Location: Chimba de Isla
Posts: 499
The funniest moment here on flirt4free was when I was with some 2 other friends of mine chatting with a performer. All of a sudden his chair broke down - now you see him, now you don't! We all laughed so much including the performer. It was really hilarious seeing him just as if scrolling down your screen. Can we have it again? 
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The funniest moment here on flirt4free was when I was with some 2 other friends of mine chatting with a performer. All of a sudden his chair broke down - now you see him, now you don't! We all laughed so much including the performer. It was really hilarious seeing him just as if scrolling down your screen. Can we have it again?
been there, done that lmao.
My funniest fail was, that once a memeber, i forgot the name, invited me in a private, as we went in, he asked me to get naked, yada yada, and asked me to pose in doggy and dont move. He asked me so i did, after a 20 minutes of not moving, i realise that the show ended some where like after 5 minutes or so. So I was posing for my lovely guests in a nice and erotic doggy, for straight 15 minutes without moving. I was so embarased ahaha. Quote
been there, done that lmao.
My funniest fail was, that once a memeber, i forgot the name, invited me in a private, as we went in, he asked me to get naked, yada yada, and asked me to pose in doggy and dont move. He asked me so i did, after a 20 minutes of not moving, i realise that the show ended some where like after 5 minutes or so. So I was posing for my lovely guests in a nice and erotic doggy, for straight 15 minutes without moving. I was so embarased ahaha. Quote
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kashman
5/17/17 @ 8:32pm
(EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: midwest usa - ohio
Posts: 30
remember a "straight" model while back, decided to bring in a friend to try oral sex. so, they were going at it in open chat, when his wife walked in on them. heard the beginning of the meltdown, then thankfully got it disconnected.
also remember one from midwest, had a fetish for jacking off in car. drove out on side road late at night, and started to jack off with cam on dashboard. then, the blue police lights came up from behind... Quote
also remember one from midwest, had a fetish for jacking off in car. drove out on side road late at night, and started to jack off with cam on dashboard. then, the blue police lights came up from behind... Quote
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louisphillippe
5/18/17 @ 8:11pm
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Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234
Year 2006 around Xmas time.....
Model was furiously masturbating when a doorbehind him opens and and a woman holding a baby scrams in horror.
Now she knew why boyfriend or husband was always so tiredto have sex....
He was excellent but we never saw him again...
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In a private one time the performer faked his orgasm. He tried to hide it, and was almost successful, by using a squirt of lotion that he had hidden just off camera, but it was clearly not his cum. But give him credit for making it squirt almost realistically. The funny thing is that he was so sexy, gorgeous and acrobatic that I didn't care whether the cum was fake or not. I got off first and didn't care about his cum.
Another time a model faked his cum, but it was not a good fake. It was obviously some lotion he had in his hand and showed the aftermath of the fake "cum," but he wasn't as talented as the other model was. I reported this one to flirt, but I have no idea if they cared. Quote
Another time a model faked his cum, but it was not a good fake. It was obviously some lotion he had in his hand and showed the aftermath of the fake "cum," but he wasn't as talented as the other model was. I reported this one to flirt, but I have no idea if they cared. Quote
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male4622
6/2/17 @ 3:34pm
(EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: United States
Posts: 571
Funniest moment for me. I was having a rather intense anal session with a couple from Colombia. One guy said something to the other and the guy bottoming began to pass gas. It kept going and going. Finally, he starts laughing, and the gas being expelled from his body trailed along to the beat of his laughter. Finally, it ended in a big cresendo like a fireworks display of flying gas and lube.
I know it may be gross, but it was hilarious. Quote
I know it may be gross, but it was hilarious. Quote
Year 2006 around Xmas time.....
Model was furiously masturbating when a doorbehind him opens and and a woman holding a baby scrams in horror.
Now she knew why boyfriend or husband was always so tiredto have sex....
He was excellent but we never saw him again... lmao
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