Well as all the products we consume are regulated by Federal Agencies, this measures should be too. I propose to be the New Secretary Of Penises Measurements, and under my Administration all Performers have to be mesured by me and authorized with my seal of authentication. If you see my seal , you know the inches/Cm are correct. No more misslabeling here.
Ahrr well this could be a Presidential matter, the seal of the US, the reverse has never been cut (as a seal) but appears, for example, on the back of the one-dollar bill
So errr .....there you go if you ever wondered now you got the answer, get your dollars out and find out the size and you just used the seal of the USA.
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