9/20/09 @ 6:58pm
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Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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I wish to see Pearla kiss Duby
Wish granted.
You're welcome Dubya 
I wish that Flirt would stop the contest nonsense and just lower the price a little and give the models a bigger cut of the $$$ Quote
9/20/09 @ 7:01pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
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You're welcome Dubya I wish that Flirt would stop the contest nonsense and just lower the price a little and give the models a bigger cut of the $$$
Wish granted
I wish contests were announced a week before to members and 2 weeks before to models [so they can be prepared if they chose ] Quote
9/21/09 @ 3:02pm
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Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786
I wish contests were announced a week before to members and 2 weeks before to models [so they can be prepared if they chose ]
Wish GRANTED
I wish I had tickets to the next Super Bowl
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10/2/09 @ 2:44pm
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Location: this is where i was, now i am some place else
Posts: 832
10/2/09 @ 3:04pm
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Location: NY state
Posts: 336
wish i had breast milk for my coffee
wish granted but its from a 300lb new york state axe murderer named "Bubba"
i wish erotic robin was cooking spam for me Quote
i wish i had the ability to magicaly change imperfections Quote
I wish I teleport Quote
10/3/09 @ 11:02am
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Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088
The Penis taffy-twirling machine pull - Wha? you lied about a 20 inch penis? No problem, one entry in this event and you'll have a 40 inch member by the time you're through.
Dickus Throwing - a giant sumo wrestler grabs you by your ungrabbables, twirls and launches you like a discus as far as he can into a giant sandbox.
400 meter dash - first one to rush 400 meters wins. Ok, ok, it's the SexOlympics. Your penis is tied to tractor trailer sans wheels. ::shoots gun:: And they're off!
Fencing - no lances, just to men with screen masks slapping erections like lightsabers. Amongst Kim's favorites.
Sooooo... LickaU, "We'a want Bart!", you'll be representing the American team for these inaugural events. U-S-A!! U-S-A!!!
I wish I had an ounce of sympathy when corrupting others' wishes
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I wish I could make everyone happy even for a minute.
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10/3/09 @ 11:28am
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Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088
Ok Jasmine, you may now teleport but every time you do you are magically whisked away to the most disturbing member's bedroom where he sits at his desk in a stained wifebeater breathing heavily while shoveling Cheetohs into his mouth, many bouncing off of his giant tummy tum tum, trying desperately and failing to with his other hand reach over his gigantic mound and touch himself. Swwwwiiiish! You're off!
I wish for ill things to happen to whoever corrupts this wish
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10/3/09 @ 11:31am
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Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088
Fido and I were perfect for each other. Everyone is happy for a minute, then everyone hates you for limiting their lifetime of happiness to just one minute. I wish Jasmine would stop interrupting the wishes I try to corrupt! Quote
10/3/09 @ 3:52pm
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Location: this is where i was, now i am some place else
Posts: 832
10/3/09 @ 4:05pm
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Location: Practicing my Lotto 6/49 Happy Dance !
Posts: 3,143
I WISH that everyone could get along when it comes to the threads posted here!
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10/3/09 @ 4:16pm
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Location: NY state
Posts: 336
I wish Luckie Daye was sitting on my lap.
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10/3/09 @ 7:29pm
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Location: NY state
Posts: 336
its summer and your get third degree burns while tanning with licka
i wish delaney lynn, erotic robin and luckie daye were naked on my bed right now, in their current form.
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I wish I could get squirt so hard I could put out fires! LMAO
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