5/15/11 @ 4:26pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
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I wish airline ticket prices were understandable for everyone.
Airline tickets are made understandable and charge $100,000 in cash and no added fees
I wish Loona Land was open This Spring Time Quote
5/19/11 @ 9:40pm
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Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
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Loona Park opens, but it's a family amusement park with bumper cars, carousels and ferris wheels
I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor AND the dentist tomorrow
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5/20/11 @ 12:20am
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor AND the dentist tomorrow
No need to visit a Dr or Dentist - The Roo Vet visits you at home and fixes all including a pouch to hold 12 Roos
I wish King OJ enjoys all his regal times in a Royal manner
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Loona Park opens, but it's a family amusement park with bumper cars, carousels and ferris wheels
I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor AND the dentist tomorrow
You don't have to go to the doctor and dentist tomorrow because your doctor is your dentist.
I wish that I had someone to spoon me (cuddle position) right now. Quote
3/17/12 @ 7:06pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
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I wish that I had someone to spoon me (cuddle position) right now.
You have someone cuddling you - but they just escape from the Oranatang cage at the local zoo
I wish that green beer did not have calories
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wish i had a ferrari at the race course to thrash around in Quote
4/1/12 @ 4:12am
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Location: HMP University
Posts: 1,612
World peace is already happening, there is no war with Venus, Mars or any other world. It is only us pity humans fighting among each other.
I wish a failure of an emergency light would not cause a 3 hour delay of my flight. Quote
4/2/12 @ 11:33pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
I wish a failure of an emergency light would not cause a 3 hour delay of my flight.
They fixed the light in ONLT 2 hours and 59 minutes
, but they lost all your luggage and sent you to Hawaii instead of your destination .I wish that Loona would do more inventive shows like her Wardrobe show and Kitchen show soon . Quote
you get your favorite permormers numbers, but VS finds out and you both get sites banned
I am wishing for all ladys here to have a diso fever night Quote
8/6/13 @ 6:01pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
I wish I had 5 wives
You can have 5 wives picked out by Amanda ONLY
I wish for cOOkies and rOOtbeer for all Quote
8/6/13 @ 8:46pm
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Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122
You can have 5 wives picked out by Amanda ONLY
I wish for cOOkies and rOOtbeer for all
everyone gets cookies and rootbeer but the Zombie Disease makes everyone want brains and there are only males left human on the planet ... (tough.love)
i wish i really WERE an Ethiopian seven foot tall hermaphrodite gymnast
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8/6/13 @ 9:17pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
everyone gets cookies and rootbeer but the Zombie Disease makes everyone want brains and there are only males left human on the planet ... (tough.love)
i wish i really WERE an Ethiopian seven foot tall hermaphrodite gymnast
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You are now an Ethiopian seven foot tall hermaphrodite gymnast , but you have 1001 phallic appendages all over your body in all arousal states
I wish that wishes were sick or demented or or or . . . . . . Quote
8/7/13 @ 1:39pm
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Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
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I wish I had 3 hands, 1 to type, 1 to hold the mangnifying glass, and 1 to.... well... you know.... Quote
8/11/13 @ 8:06pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
I wish I had 3 hands, 1 to type, 1 to hold the mangnifying glass, and 1 to.... well... you know....
You now have 3 hands, 1 to type, 1 to hold the mangnifying glass, and 1 to.... well... you know....
but it takes 2 hands to hold the glass and 2 hands to type and well . . you know is now needs 10 hands to operate it
I wish timbo gets his motorcycle running perfect Quote
8/23/13 @ 6:56pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
I wish LickaU would stop eating all the models cOOkies and rOOtbeer
LickaU lost his dentures and now uses the blender to drink LIQUID cOOkies and rOOtbeer from all the models
I wish timbo will be the new member to steal some of the cOOkies and rOOtbeer so I don't gain over 200 kg a year Quote
I wish for a 1957 Corvette convertible to drive around on the weekend Quote
