8/5/14 @ 10:08am
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Have the Marketing Monkeys totally MISSED my incessant pointing out that THE FORUMS are really the only UNIQUE thing about THIS PARTICULAR HAMBURGER STAND?
meh bah blee ragamuffinhobblehoopgiddyup (i ain't ing that one so feel free)
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Have the Marketing Monkeys totally MISSED my incessant pointing out that THE FORUMS are really the only UNIQUE thing about THIS PARTICULAR HAMBURGER STAND?
meh bah blee ragamuffinhobblehoopgiddyup (i ain't ing that one so feel free)
Hey palmer :D I found fourms on the support down far below.. easy
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8/10/14 @ 5:32pm
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Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
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8/11/14 @ 6:29pm
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Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
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These changes might be great for 20 somethings raised on computers but many of your customers are a bit older and have some visual issues, please don't change this site to the point that u have to be a computer geek to find anything. Quote
8/11/14 @ 6:42pm
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Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
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If I have to think to navigate this site, it means I have to calm down the extra testosterone running through my system to get here. Once the testosterone is calmed down and I've found what I've needed on this site I realize I really don't need to spend anything, please don't hide anymore information that was front and center before, I'd really like to enjoy my testosterone poisoning by spending on the lovely ladies then imagining ways to strangle the stupid mother fuckers who made information like where the forums are and how many credits I have harder to find. Quote
This entire post did not require one f'ing comma.
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8/13/14 @ 3:43pm
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This entire post did not require one f'ing comma.
If you substitute "eh" for every comma then it makes complete sense ( to other Canadians ) Eh.
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8/22/14 @ 12:57am
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cya
see ya
all garner Error 195 messages
what the FUCK?
yet another example of how fucked up it is to try to engineer a censor on an adult site ... you TWATS
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8/27/14 @ 8:09am
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8/27/14 @ 9:49am
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Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 70,156
cya
see ya
all garner Error 195 messages
what the FUCK?
yet another example of how fucked up it is to try to engineer a censor on an adult site ... you TWATS
There goes the unnecessary name calling again.
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8/27/14 @ 1:03pm
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Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
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Ever learn, and know punctuation?
This page is about conjunctions that are used to merge two standalone "sentences" (or independent clauses as they're really called) into one using a conjunction. This is a very common practice. When a conjunction is used in this way, it is usual to place a comma before it.
Examples:
He is a great swimmer, but he prefers to play golf.
"He is a great swimmer."
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"He prefers to play golf."
(This is two standalone "sentences" (i.e., independent clauses) merged into one with but. Therefore, a comma is required before but.)
I may consider your plan, or I may disregard it.
"I may consider your plan"
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"I may disregard it."
(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction or. Therefore, a comma is required before or.)
The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing, and she must be able to dance.
(NB: The first and is just a conjunction in a list.)
"The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing."
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"She must be able to dance."
(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction and. Therefore, a comma is required before and.)
The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing and dance. ()
The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing, and dance. ()
(The conjunction and is not joining two independent clauses in this example. Therefore, a comma is not required after sing if you're following UK conventions. In the US (or if you're an advocate for the Oxford Comma), then a comma would be expected after sing.)
Read more about commas in lists.
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
("It makes you shoot at your landlord" and "It makes you miss him" are independent clauses. Therefore, a comma required before and)
A little dog can start a hare, but it takes a big one to catch it.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. (Woody Allen)
The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster. (Oscar Wilde)
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. (Winston Churchill)
No Comma Necessary for Short Clauses
It is also worth knowing this:
If the two "sentences" (known as independent clauses) are very short, it is acceptable for style purposes to omit the comma.
Craig joined the Army and Darren joined the Marines.
Craig joined the Army, and Darren joined the Marines.
Read more at http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/commas_before_conjunctions.htm#7AXHvwHFuBsIVz56.99
Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills and punctuation knowledge
( or is it: Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills, and punctuation knowledge ) Quote
This page is about conjunctions that are used to merge two standalone "sentences" (or independent clauses as they're really called) into one using a conjunction. This is a very common practice. When a conjunction is used in this way, it is usual to place a comma before it.
Examples:
He is a great swimmer, but he prefers to play golf.
"He is a great swimmer."
+
"He prefers to play golf."
(This is two standalone "sentences" (i.e., independent clauses) merged into one with but. Therefore, a comma is required before but.)
I may consider your plan, or I may disregard it.
"I may consider your plan"
+
"I may disregard it."
(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction or. Therefore, a comma is required before or.)
The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing, and she must be able to dance.
(NB: The first and is just a conjunction in a list.)
"The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing."
+
"She must be able to dance."
(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction and. Therefore, a comma is required before and.)
The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing and dance. ()
The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing, and dance. ()
(The conjunction and is not joining two independent clauses in this example. Therefore, a comma is not required after sing if you're following UK conventions. In the US (or if you're an advocate for the Oxford Comma), then a comma would be expected after sing.)
Read more about commas in lists.
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
("It makes you shoot at your landlord" and "It makes you miss him" are independent clauses. Therefore, a comma required before and)
A little dog can start a hare, but it takes a big one to catch it.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. (Woody Allen)
The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster. (Oscar Wilde)
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. (Winston Churchill)
No Comma Necessary for Short Clauses
It is also worth knowing this:
If the two "sentences" (known as independent clauses) are very short, it is acceptable for style purposes to omit the comma.
Craig joined the Army and Darren joined the Marines.
Craig joined the Army, and Darren joined the Marines.
Read more at http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/commas_before_conjunctions.htm#7AXHvwHFuBsIVz56.99
Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills and punctuation knowledge
( or is it: Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills, and punctuation knowledge )
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8/27/14 @ 6:27pm
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Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 70,156
This page is about conjunctions that are used to merge two standalone "sentences" (or independent clauses as they're really called) into one using a conjunction. This is a very common practice. When a conjunction is used in this way, it is usual to place a comma before it.
Examples:
He is a great swimmer, but he prefers to play golf.
"He is a great swimmer."
+
"He prefers to play golf."
(This is two standalone "sentences" (i.e., independent clauses) merged into one with but. Therefore, a comma is required before but.)
I may consider your plan, or I may disregard it.
"I may consider your plan"
+
"I may disregard it."
(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction or. Therefore, a comma is required before or.)
The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing, and she must be able to dance.
(NB: The first and is just a conjunction in a list.)
"The applicant must be able to tell jokes and sing."
+
"She must be able to dance."
(This is two independent clauses joined by the conjunction and. Therefore, a comma is required before and.)
The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing and dance. ()
The female applicant must be able to tell jokes, sing, and dance. ()
(The conjunction and is not joining two independent clauses in this example. Therefore, a comma is not required after sing if you're following UK conventions. In the US (or if you're an advocate for the Oxford Comma), then a comma would be expected after sing.)
Read more about commas in lists.
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
("It makes you shoot at your landlord" and "It makes you miss him" are independent clauses. Therefore, a comma required before and)
A little dog can start a hare, but it takes a big one to catch it.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. (Woody Allen)
The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster. (Oscar Wilde)
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. (Winston Churchill)
No Comma Necessary for Short Clauses
It is also worth knowing this:
If the two "sentences" (known as independent clauses) are very short, it is acceptable for style purposes to omit the comma.
Craig joined the Army and Darren joined the Marines.
Craig joined the Army, and Darren joined the Marines.
Read more at http://www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/commas_before_conjunctions.htm#7AXHvwHFuBsIVz56.99
Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills and punctuation knowledge
( or is it: Am comfuzed now about Dereks spelling skills, and punctuation knowledge )
It should be the word "confused", not comfuzed, and the word phrase "Derek's spelling skills, and punctuation knowledge", not Dereks spelling skills, and punctuation knowledge. I don't know if you did that on purpose, Alberich.
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