Charlie Waters

wet dreamz

Good evening my sweet bunnies!! So last night I had such a sexy, hot, dirty dream that I just have to share it with all of you because it was way too naughty and sexy to keep to myself. It was so hot that I have had a really hard time getting anything done today because I have stayed so horny all day. As soon as I finish touching and toying my sweet tiny, tight, pink pussy, I want more sex! I am just so horny today and I can not help it. I think it has to do with the super dirty and naughty wet dream I had last night. It was so hot! So I had this dream that I was having hot sex with this smutty brunette who had a tiny waist, a little bubble butt, and huge tits, almost as big as my boobs! So we could not keep our hands off one another! As soon as I woke up I just knew that I was so worked up from that hot wet dream that I was going to need to touch my pussy! No sooner did I open my little sleepy eyes than I reached for my vibrator and slipped two fingers inside my already wet pussy lips! It felt so great! Good morning or what?!?

So Wet

Good afternoon my sweet bunnies! I hope all of you had a hot and sexy weekend. I have a dirty, sexy secret that I just had to share with you! So I had the most sensuous and sexy wet dream last night. It was so damn hot and erotic! I dreamed that I was a stripper and I was dancing for thousands of men. Every single one of them wanted to just ravage me! I loved it because I took my time on stage, slowly undressing and taking off every single skimpy piece of clothing I had on! I just loved being on the stage and having tons of men watching me while I did my sexy dance and taking off all of my clothes! The moment that I opened my eyes this morning I could feel that my pussy was dripping wet! I knew that before my sweet feet hit the floor, I was most certainly going to have to rub one out! So I slowly took off my tiny tank top and began to rub and caress my huge breasts. I began to flick my hard nipples back and forth. It took no time before I made my way down to my sweet, wet pussy. I barely got two fingers inside before I hit my perfect spot, and then I just pounded my pussy until I was breathless!

Let's Get Drained

Good afternoon my sweet bunnies! I hope every one is as super excited as I am about my super hot and sexy show that I will be performing tonight for you guys. I did do a little twitter blast just to make sure that every body will get a chance to see the hot, wet show that I have planned. I always get excited when I get to play with you boys because I am always so horny and I always am up for a good rubbing session so every one can cum. I just know that tonight is going to be exceptionally special and naughty. Seeing as how it is hump day, I am really excited about our dirty play time. Every one knows how much I love to be festive, so what other day would possibly be more perfect for a hot, sexy, dirty session, than today? Tonight I want to have the most dirty and explicit private shows ever! I want to squirt all over the place and the whole night through! So, consider this your fair warnings. Sit down, take a pen to paper and write down all the dirty, nasty, little secretive things that you have wanted to do to Charlie Waters. Keep them close, then cum to me tonight, and let me make all those dirty fantasies, your reality!

New Cam

Good morning sweet, horny bunnies!! I am so excited! I mean, I know I always am excited, but now I am super stoked! I got a new web cam! For those of you that visited me last night, you know why I am so excited and thrilled! Everyone kept shouting, HD tits! Now as you know DDD breasts basically look great however, wherever. But talk about being able to see every bounce, jiggle, and shake in high quality! So yes, you all have to come and see what everybody is going crazy over. But where you get a real, sexy, hot treat is in private with the new cam. Talk about getting up close and personal and really and truly getting to see all the way deep in to my tight, wet, pink pussy! Yikes! Hope I didn't get you too excited. You are supposed to save that hot load for me! So I am so happy about the new experiences that I get to share with you guys. I was also told by quite a few of you last night, that I also have much better sound quality too! Do you have any idea what that will mean to you? That crystal clear audio is going to allow you to hear me scream, moan, whisper your name. It is also going to let you hear how wet my pussy gets when you get me all worked up. Last night I was shoving my dido so hard and fast in to my tight snatch, and he was able to hear it! Talk about being right here with me. I am so thrilled about all the new things that will come about and the things that I will be able to share with every one because of this new cam. I really want all of you to come and see me. I want every body here to experience high definition breasts.

Rub It Out

Good afternoon my sweet, horny bunnies! It is the start of a new month and I have got some hot, sexy surprises up my sleeve and it is going to make you guys go crazy! I thought it is best to at least warn you, before I blow your mind! Consider yourself warned guys!! But for now, let us get back to the topic at hand, rubbing one out! So this morning, I got up and started my run, meh, okay fast walk, but just the same, it got running! And we all know what happens once I get running... I get horny!! For my neighbors sake, I was able to contain myself until I get home. As soon as I got in my front door I ripped off my shirt, tore off my sports bra, and threw off my shorts. My body was wet with glowing sweat so my tiny hands were able to rub my tits and slide down to my belly. I could feel myself aching in my pussy. I slid my fingers and began to rub my clot. It did not take any time before I could feel myself getting closer and closer to climax. I no sooner slid two fingers in to my pussy and pumped myself full until I reached my climax! Whew, I feel better!!

Ode to Balls

Well, well, well, here we meet again sweet bunnies. So today, as I was masturbating, as I always need to, love to, want to, etc., I was thinking about how very much I just love the male anatomy. Now, so not get me wrong, I love the cock. I love everything about it. I love how it stands tall and erect. I love how a cock grows to a massive stiff one. I love to just lick the head of the cock. I enjoy rubbing my tongue up and then down the sides of a Dick. However, what I may love more, but at least just as much are those damn balls. Mmmm, when I think about playing with those huge sacs, filled and ready to spray out cum, I get wet. I love just tickling one ball slowly, then making my way over to the other ball, so it wouldn't feel left out! I love sucking the skin in between where the two balls hang. I love being able to roll them on my tongue. And all the while I love when I can just jerk a hard cock off while I am playing on those balls. I can leave a single square inch of a thick, massive cock, and two big, full hanging balls. Yum!

Squirtin Around

Good evening my sweet and precious bunnies !! I have really missed having some dirty chat with you! So, I have got the hottest sex experience in ages, boys!! I had a squirting extravaganza the other night. So I went over to this guys house the other night. He went to take a shower and I asked if he wanted to take a hot shower. A hot shower is like a regular shower, but with me in it! So off we went into the steamy shower. I walked in slowly, letting just the water beat sown onto my breasts. Then I let it roll down my belly to wash right over my tight pussy. Next thing you know, I as down on all fours and jamming a cock deep into my throat. He had shoved two fingers in to my tight wet pussy and two more in to my tight pink asshole. He had his fingers so deep inside of me. He was controlling my whole body with those four fingers! Needless to say it was not long at all before I could not contain myself anymore. I was gushing out so much cum! You could not tell one from the other, the hot wet shower stream or me squirting all over the tile!

i am horny

Good afternoon sweet sugar tits. I hope everyone is having a sex filled, exciting afternoon, thus far. It amuses me when I look back at my old blogs and I read them and then of all the hot fucking experiences I have had. However, I feel like I am grossly overdue for getting my pussy torn apart. I have been a pretty good slut, lately. I have gone without panties, and worn my bras that make my tits seem like they should be entitled to their own, specific time zone. And yes, I will not sound ungrateful, because I did receive the most thick, beautiful cum on my face in years! But, I will be honest and say there really probably nothing that makes up for getting your pussy pounded. I really want to get torn apart by some enormous, thick, hard cock. I am practicing great strength and not blasting out tens of booty call requests because as it stands, sadly, I have no great fuck buddies in my little pocket. It should go without being said that I am searching and hunting for any and all qualified men that would be so obliged to shove their cocks deep inside me, slowly then quickly, until I come over all his cock. I want to scream and uncontrollably squirt all over him, me, and our chosen environment.

Gushing

Afternoon my sweet and precious perfect bunnies! I have missed you boys so very much!! As some of you may know and have already heard through the old vine that yours truly keyboard is somewhat crazy. By this I have come to realize that half of my keyboard keys do not work anymore. Yes, it was brought to my attention that because I continue to squirt on my computer that the wet juice has seeped into the keyboard and short circuit something vital. So, I wanted to apologize for the delay in my blogging !!! Back to the juicy stuff, no pun intended, I became a gusher boys!! So it has been ages since I squirted. I am not sure if I had this pent up squirt juice in me that has been festering inside of my sweet, tight pussy. So, I met this guy who is a roommate of a guy I used to duck. Anyway, we totally got so damn hot and fucking turned on!!! So anyway, he laid me on my back and started to finger my tight cunt and my oh my, someone needed a wet vac to clean all of the juice that came out of my pussy!!! Literally, after just a moment I had completely drenched my panties, my dress, the sofa, and my legs! It was amazing boys!! I felt like I floated like a weightless cloud the rest of the day! More please!

Bikini Time

Good moaning to my sweet and precious bunnies! So, as you all know of course I am in the sunshine state and it is summer, already, again! With this hotter than hell weather, we all know what that calls for!!! Besides deodorant, A New Bikini!! Wahoo! I just love summer. It is my favorite time of year, and it always has been. I think any lady with big boobs who is not morbidly obese, loves summer as much as I do. So what is my day consumed with? Well, I am so very glad you asked. Bikini shopping online! Woot woot! I always love to see what new styles are coming out, the new patterns, the new hot colors! I am all girl and I love the idea that I will spend an unregulated amount of time on finding two scraps of clothing to cover my titties, my ass, and my pussy. It sounds so much more simplistic and way less complicated when I put it that way. Hhmm, maybe I should blog about all of my shopping adventures. I wonder if all my other purchases I try to complicate as much as this? Who knows. I do know that my wonderful, but very lame and very humble complex is not as open to receive Charlie in just any old bathing suit. Yes, sometimes I do like to go a bit to the extreme, but the complex insists that I wear a top and a full cut bottom! Boo! Who is going to get off with me in a scuba suit for crying out loud? Unless I was also performing blow jobs, but no, just little me in a matronly cut bathing suit, well, shoot. Thank goodness for flirt, am I right?

Good Moanin!

Best morning wishes to my sweet and perfect bunnies! I have been away from my precious sexy boys and I miss you! So, I can not wait to get back and service all of you, like the good, little slut that I am. So, I went to sleep so much earlier than I ever do last night, and I was up at 5:45 this morning! Needless to say, I am about to go exercise and then I will get back and take a hot shower. But after that, and after I go tan to keep up my sexy glow for you boys, I am going to get ready, jump online and hopefully I will get fucked into submission! I so need it, too! I have been naughty and I want to get pounded. All I can think about is sex this morning! I woke up horny and it is taking all of my self control to not touch my tight, wet pussy. I have to be careful, because every time that I go to exercise, I get horny! Without fail! The way it feels with the wind blowing against my soft skin, and the way my tits bounce up and down as I run! That is so hot!

Oh, The Release

Good evening my sweet and dirty bunnies! So I just got in from run, two days in a row!!! Wahoo! When Charlie Waters puts her mind to something, she is a force to be reckoned with! Back to the topic, or shall we say, release! So early this morning your dirty little girl came online, seeking, relief! Due to the fact that I constantly masturbate, I have put myself on a tight and restrictive masturbating diet! I will only jerk off, with you guys! Yes sir, I speak the truth. Anyway, so I did not rub one out for two whole days! Needless to say I was almost rolled over in pain from needing the great release! So I snuck online to get some good old fashioned help from you! I want to say, Thank You Turbo! Hands down, you took one for the team today when you allowed me to cum! As soon as I rolled onto my back, spread my legs, and got my tiny vibrator on my clit, I knew we would be in the clear! It did not take me long, I was aching to relieve my tight pussy! It was so wet and I was so damn horny! Well, at last! Oh, the release! After that, I was all smiles! I was in a great mood! I had a skip in my step and a giddy in my up! I pledge to hopefully never, ever wait that long again in between my times of satisfaction!

It Feels So Good

Good evening my sweet and precious sexy bunnies! I had been on the lazy train! I had stopped exercising for almost, maybe, three weeks?!? I can not believe how long I was away for! So after some daytime therapy, which may have included some several tasty, cocktails, I hit the road! back to exercising I went! I most certainly got a late start though. It was almost 8:30 at night when I left my big girl apartment! For whatever reason, I got started and Charlie Waters could not be stopped! I actually had the best time I had ever gotten, even with my cocktails, which basically blew away all good and moral rituals of pre exercising behavior. I may or may not have the perfect number of mixtures and potions. If it is safe to base judgment from my kick ass time, it may be three captain Morgan's with pop! ( I do not believe I have ever used the term, pop. Some of you are really rubbing off on me or what? Anyway, so as I was bragging about right?!? It felt so damn good to start exercising again! All that sweat and bad energy that just seems to leak out of me when I workout! Not to mention, I may be digging the grounds here at night! It was super easy to be a little tiny peeping tom! Just kidding of course! But it should be safe to assume that if you are naked, or almost naked and have your lights on, a tiny little celebrity may just be sprinting through out the your complex! Sans clothing complex! Give me some ambiance for the run, will you?

Night Pains!

Good evening my sweet bunnies! I hope everyone is having a wonderful Memorial Day weekend! Mine has been awesome so far! But, one super, scary, phenomenon occurred in the wee late hours of last night! It was by and far the first time, this particular event had ever happened to me! After talking to you guys, I have come to find out that this is a frequent thing that happens! I was shocked! It made such an impact on me after just the one time! What in the world happened Charlie, you ask.... Well, I will tell you and for those reading brace yourself, I was woken in the middle of the night to, rub one out, shall we say. Never had this happened before or to this extent! I woke up, and my pussy needed it. Okay, I said to myself, not a big deal, so I stuck my tiny hand down there and got to work. This is where things got tricky because my small fingers were not getting it. So I rolled over and grabbed my pocket vibrator and was back at it. Closed my eyes, imagined one, if not all of you eating my pussy, and then it struck again! I could not think of anything hard enough to help me rub this out! Grabbed my phone, and got some good, ole porn going! After I shared this with you guys today you all assured me that this is a normal occurrence, but come on! I had never been awakened to having to exert so much effort on my pussy! This is why I need a sex slave. Duh.

I Almost Forgot

Yea haw! Happy Memorial Day weekend sweet bunnies! I am so super excited about this holiday weekend that we get to share together! So, the real party started last night and we had a blast, too! Just for my most special bunnies, I got dolled up! And by dolled up, I mean that your natural, free, loving Charlie went all out and donned a bra, thongs, and a dress! My, oh my, I felt so contained and controlled with my 30 DDD's all in two nice cups, and then my tiny pussy covered up by thin pink lace thongs! I actually had to put forth concerted effort to show and tease my pussy! I had been so used to having it out in the open, ready for whatever! And I wanted you to know, that it was a hit! Bra and panties went over with a smash! I will certainly have to try this again today before we play! I cannot wait to get on again today and play! I saw so many of my friends on here that I have not seen in ages! You do realize what this means, don't you? Oh, I will tell you! It means chances are high that Charlie will have a wet filled weekend, the best kind of weekend! I wore my pink set of matching bra and panties yesterday, today, hmmm, I am thinking my black and pink matching set! I am getting ready to get off a lot this weekend! Excuse me sir? Could you please help me rub this one out?

Curiosity

Afternoon my sweet, sexy, precious bunnies! I am so excited we get to chat like this, because there are times that come in one's life where one comes across an event so magical, mystical, and peculiar takes place, and sweet little Charlie needs a forum to get some all too valuable information on an open forum, such as this one. Among my daily television show watch-a-thons, I watched Cheaters. So on this particular titillating episode, this one girl had come on about her boyfriend, whom she presumed, was cheating. It was a hasty judgment, but it ending up yielding to be true. So the story goes that the investigators were following him and he sure enough, was meeting up with a particular female, who went by the name 'Teagan'. So the poor unfortunate man was meeting up with his sidekick and the two were going around town, meeting, copulating, and on there way. There was no hand holding, no kissing, just meet, fuck, the end. Well I will have you all know that I consider myself to have dabbled in a mass variety of sexual encounters. However, this episode made me feel a bit, prudish?, for lack of a better term. So these two meet at a fast food restaurant, sit at a table, she jerks him off, they go and fuck in the bathroom, then leave the bathroom, at separate times. I am curious, have I unknowingly been a witness to such couples and just not know???? From now on I plan to make a diligent effort to look under the tables at the burger joints. Couples beware! Charlie is a voyeur at heart!

Shopping Spree!!!

Well good evening to my sweet and precious bunnies! I have to start off by saying, that you guys really made my weekend, ( you especially, you know who you are! ). Back to the topic at hand! Shopping, spree, oh shopping spree! Well, do not mind if I do! So long as everyone is interested, where would Charlie go with a whopping $10,000 shopping spree?!? Well, I would start out at my sex toy wish list. Oh my, all those vibrators, anal beads, sex chairs, sex machines, and tasty, sweet lube! Whew! Alright boys, on tot the next store! The next place that I would want to go to would be bikini shopping! We all know what a sun bunny I am. I would want to tons of pretty and playful bathing suits! Grab the bags, on to the next! Oh, I have to get some sexy high stilettos! I want to pick out different heels, pink, red, black, blue, purple, and lime green. Oh, and they must all have bling, duh! Hoist up the shoe boxes, and onward! So, the next place that we need to take a stop at is, The Sex Store! Wahoo! We all know how much I love to dress up! I want to get new leather outfits! Dresses and skirts! I also love sexy stockings, thigh highs especially! I love my short, tiny skirts, with tons of ruffles!

Super Hero Power

Good morning my sweet and precious bunnies. I hope you have all had a wonderful weekend. As I was perusing through some hot topics for us, I ran across the 'what if' and 'which one' super hero query. Well, I put some thought into it and decided that if I could have a super human power, I would choose to be able to fly. My, oh my, a flying Charlie Waters. There are most definitely some good, solid reasoning behind this particular super hero power of my choice. First off, to be able to jet set off to another happening city, over and above the roads and highways, would be breathtaking. Not to mention, think of all the gas I would save! Now, do not get me wrong, I did toy around with the idea of x-ray vision, Stretch Armstrong like arms ( does that qualify as a super hero power, not sure ). There are so many different places that I would lift, up, up, and away to. I have not traveled at all, so to think that at a moment's notice I could lift my tiny arms and jet set into the sky, would kick ass. I also would like to have the ability to carry heavy luggage, while I fly. It would most certainly be a lot less cool for me to fly my little self to Tahiti without my full armor of bathing suits and sex toys. It would still be a blast, do not get me wrong, but I want my teeny weeny bikini on hand.

Finally

Good morning sweet bunnies! First off, I have totally missed you! I was away for almost a week, and I missed you more than you could know! Why, oh why, were you away Charlie?? Because my sweet, precious boyfriend got into town! So, as you all know it had been one, very long stretch for yours truly since I had gotten fucked. December was the last time, actually. But, as of last Wednesday, I am no longer a virgin! Hip, hip, hooray! I can not even begin to tell you how amazing it felt to be filled up with a man's throbbing, hard, stiff cock! Makes me hungry to even talk about it now! I have a been a very good and dutiful cum dumpster, I will have you know. We had barely gotten through my front door, before my boyfriend threw me down on my couch and began to rip all of my clothes off! I had dressed up for him. I actually was wearing panties and a bra! You know what a special occasion it has to be for me to put those luxuries on! Before I knew it, he had his full body weight, pressed down onto my small frame. I could feel his throbbing cock, rubbing back and forth on my tight, wet pussy lips. He was just toying and teasing my pussy. I could have screamed out, 'fill my with that cock' if he would have taken one second longer to enter inside of me. But as soon as that hard member slid in to me, I felt so filled up. I felt right.

Sans Clothes

Good afternoon sweet bunnies! so I just started to clean around my big girl apartment this afternoon! I did turn my air conditioner down, but it is still so hot outside this summer! So I had started to dust the television stand. I was wearing my tiny little pink sports bra and tight, short cotton white shorts. As soon as I started to get clean the glass, I slipped out of my sports bra which was starting to get slightly damp from me perspiring. As I pulled my sports bra off, my big round tits bounced out. I started to feel so much cooler. I kept on cleaning the glass. As I started to move to my dining room. As I was dusting my dining room table, I could feel my tight, little white shorts start to stick to me. I decided to slowly peel down my white shorts. At last! I was completely naked, cleaning my house. I could feel the cool air blow on my tight ass cheeks. It felt so good, free really. I was completely bare and just kept right on cleaning away. I had opened my doors to let the fresh air in. I wonder if any unsuspecting neighbors happened to walk by and see me dusting and cleaning my apartment, sans clothing!

Guest Star

Good afternoon my sweet bunnies. Boy, oh, boy! So far this morning, you boys have made me cum twice! And for the first time ever, you boys made me do anal on my porch!! My poor neighbors ;) So, if I could be a guest star on a show for a day, which show? Um, let me see, Game of Thrones! Duh!! So I have watched over forty hours of Game of Thrones. I am almost caught up. But it is, hands down, my favorite show. If I could play any character it would have to be Sansa. It is not because I like her, I actually do not. But she is Lord Tyrion's wife and I love Tryion. I want Tryion to fuck me in that whorehouse, fuck me in King's Landing, fuck me in the castle. Hell, I would let Lord Tryion fuck me beyond the wall. In front of the White Watchers. I love that show so damn much. I would have said I wanted to play Shay, but as of season 4, episode 2, I will be going with Sansa. I just love Tryion. I love his sense of humor, his heart, his money, his scar. Truly, I just adore him. I would be somewhat leery of the filming of the shoe as it looks like it would be in the middle of nowhere. I would still gladly suck up my city girl ways and hit the cameras to be with that Lannister.

What a Mess

Good afternoon my sweet and precious bunnies. This should not come as a giant surprise to any, but I woke up late this morning. More importantly, I woke up horny. As soon as I opened up my little hazel eyes, my pussy was aching. I could not remember if I had a wet dream, but I did know that I to touch myself and fix this yearning that I started my day with. I started to grope both of my titties first. I did that more or less to just tease my pussy. I could feel that my breasts were already engorged from my dream. My tiny, little, pert nipples were already erect, so I barely had to tug on them. Luckily, I did not wear panties to bed the night before so all I had to make my way down to in between my thighs. As soon as my right hand made it's way down I could already feel that my pussy juice had leaked onto thighs. I knew that if I so much as rubbed my clit for a few minutes I would be able to orgasm. Some days it does not take that much, for yours truly. I had barely gone in a circle over my clit, and I could feel my legs starting to shake. I kept at it and squirted all over my pink sheets. What a mess, but what a morning!

Shower Time

Good morning my sweet hearts! I have missed my bunnies! I had to share a dirty little secret with you, but you have to promise not to tell! I absolutely love to masturbate in the shower. Yesterday I went for a good long run. After I got home I was sweaty and decided to jump in the shower because I needed to clean off. Once I got in the hot water running down my tiny body really helped me to relax and it soothed my aching muscles. As I stood underneath the hot water, feeling it pour down on me, I started to gently rub my breasts. I could see that my nipples instantly got hard and erect. I started to rub my stomach, my back. I was making my way slowly down my body as the hot water rained down. I began by rubbing thighs. First the outside, then I moved to the inside of my thighs and made my way up. I could hardly tell the difference between the hot water from the shower, and my sweet pussy juices. I slowly started to rub my clit. I felt so relaxed, but so horny, all at the same time. I inserted one finger at a time into pussy until I was three fingers deep inside of myself.

Game of Thrones

Good morning my sweet love bugs! Ok, so we all know that Charlie Waters consistently finds out about things a day too late. For example, we cannot forget that yours truly found out about New Direction only six months ago! How embarrassing right? They were the number one band in the world for what? years?!? Well, I have made a conscious decision to try and stay up to date on this year's trends! So, jump to last night, I watched Game of Thrones for the first time last night. I started to watch it from the beginning and I am three episodes deep! WOW! It is officially my new favorite show! Talk about having all the good components for a great show! Fights, sex, drama! It sounds like all of us in chat! I will be honest and say I now have to limit my conversations and reading of current events in fear of any and all spoil alerts. So who all has gotten on the Game of Thrones bandwagon? I realize that me catching up on Game of Thrones will take up a lot of time. I will probably have to cut out a little bit of my dedicated masturbation time to get up to date. I am so excited though. Now I will have an idea of what to wear to the Game of Thrones themed parties. I thought it was just about Dungeons and Dragons! Oh sweet Charlie! So I ask that we bare gently on seventeenth century Charlie. I am working on getting hip!

Who Can See??

Good morning sweet and precious bunnies! TGIF!! I hope everyone is as excited about this weekend as I am! As usual, you had me all worked up on my patio tonight! I know you guys always ask, Charlie, can anyone see you? I know that for as long as I have been here, I have never caught anyone staring... But, tonight was the first time I really hoped one of my neighbors could just get a peek at me touching and enjoying myself! I had a really hot and steamy private. I started by just rubbing my titties, but as soon as I started that, I knew I would need more. My other hand started to search and probe. I did not finger my pussy yet, but I started grinding on my chair. I needed to feel friction on my pussy that was starting to ache. I decided to take off my sexy lacy top, next. I wonder if anyone close by could see both of my round, pert nipples pop out of the sexy teddy. I then had both of my hands to rub and caress and lift and drop both of my heavy boobs! I would gently pull on my taught nipple and lift upwards. when my poor sweet titty could be pulled no further, I let it drop. My huge aching breasts bounced from all the weight. I know anyone, man or woman, watching me play with breasts would be so turned on and aroused. No one sits outside and masturbates in the middle of the night on their porch...except Charlie Waters!

I Wanna See

Good morning sweet bunnies! So I had an amazing time with my boyfriend last night! We were playing and it was so hot that I had to share! So even though my boyfriend is far away, it doesn't hamper how hot are sex life is. After I took my shower and was clean and freshly shaven, I laid down in my bed and got ready to please my little pussy for him! He told me how much he wanted to fucking pound my pussy. I love nothing more than getting stuffed full of my boyfriend's cock! While I was rubbing and toying with my cunt, I took pictures to show my boyfriend how much I was enjoying it. I stuck my camera as close to my pussy as I could and I began to snap away! It was so sexy to see how wet my pussy got. I was literally dripping wet juices all the way down to my tiny asshole. I could see all the way inside of me. I was pumping my pussy so hard with my dildo, all the time wishing and wanting that real cock in me! The closer I got to orgasm, the hotter the pictures got! When I could not take anymore, I finally squirted all over my bed! I knew that all the cum that squirted out of me made my boyfriend so happy!

I Should Clean Naked

Wahoo bunnies! First and foremost, I really want to celebrate the idea that I am up during day light hours! This has sparked quite a change in my routine! I like it! So, as we all know, Charlie has always had a bit of a tidy side, if you will. Well, here I am, doing laundry and cleaning the living room. Guess what the problem is? I have got shorts and a tank on! I was just starting to think about how it would be so much hotter if I were to just strip down. The spring weather is beautiful and the birds are not the only ones that desire to be topless and singing! I want in. I have said before that it is a small miracle that I have not gotten booted out of my big girl apartment. For as much as you all bring me pleasure and orgasm after orgasm, I am afraid I am not the most quiet, and keep to themselves type of neighbor. So as I was puttering around, I thought, Charlie, naked cleaning! I more or less would be addressing the most futile needs, a clean home, and a naked chick. But, mix the two together, Naked Cleaning!

Naked, and Not Afraid

Good morning sweet and precious bunny boo's! I hope everyone of you had as great of a holiday weekend as I had! We kicked off with Good Friday, followed by Great Saturday ( my birthday), and closed it all off with Easter! So I decided to take a walk through my magnificent and majestic wood trail by my house. It is always so quiet and peaceful out there. I started it off with lighting my little candle and giving thanks to what an amazing year this has been for Charlie. As I was going to make my way back, my boyfriend ( I know, sure sign of the apocalypse ) asked me if there was anyone else out on the trail. Can you see where this is going, and why my boyfriend knows me so well! It was early in the morning and I knew I was taking a big chance getting caught, but I did it anyway because we all know how much I love to get naked! I walked a little further into the woods and just a bit away from the man made trail. I slowly unzipped my jacket. Then I peeled off my simple, white t-shirt. I put both of my items of apparel into my purse. Next, I lowered my pants down to my ankles. I got out my phone and began taking pictures of my naked body in the middle of the woods! It was so hot to be doing something so risky, but I could not help myself.

My Birthday Wish

Happiest of all happiest birthdays to me bunnies!! Just think, thirty-one years ago, today, the world was introduced to Charlie Fucking Waters! I cannot even tell you how excited I am about this birthday! It is going down as the most sex-filled, orgasmic and squirting experience that we as humans have seen. I have already been so naughty, and it is not even eight in the morning yet! Wahoo! High five! So I can hardly wait to see what other surprises are in store for me! Private after private has been blowing my mind and pussy today! The first private that I had made me ride my suction cup dildo so hard! I was getting off seeing how the balls were hitting my tight, tiny asshole as I would bounce up and down on that long shaft! The next private I had taught me how to deep throat like a champ! I finally was able to lick the balls with my tongue! Every year I really am just becoming a better and better human being. I can hardly wait to see what is in store by lunchtime! I just know that at some point I hope someone will come in and make my tiny asshole submit to some good stretching! Birthday spanks are needed and welcomed today! I am such a nasty birthday slut!

The Most Perfect Cock

Good evening sweet and perfect bunnies! Oh my, how I have missed thee! So I apologize for any reading delays, but I think it may just be worth your wait! I have seen the most perfect cock. Yep. Saw it with my own two eyes. In recent, I would have said the best looking cock I had ever laid eyes upon would have been the Puerto Rican eleven and one half inch one. I am sorry, but very pleased to announce that the new contender of the Most Perfect Penis, maxes out around eight inches. I used to think I was a sole lover of testicles. Do not get me wrong, I still love to handle and suck on two low hanging balls full of cum. But I realized, that to truly decide upon the most perfect cock, it needs to be just that. The testicle arena is too broad. It is not fat. It is perfect in symmetry to the handler's crotch and hip area. It is long, more so than thick. But it looks like a perfectly manufactured sword. The Most Perfect Penis is able to carry itself. It needs not more girth or other testicles. No, this hard one can hold itself up. I am so thrilled that I have laid eyes and will verily, verily feast upon this perfect cock! High five bunnies! Charlie is ecstatic!

Bratty Charlie

Good morning my sweet and precious rabbits! So, yet again, my perfect, precious friends turned me on ( in all senses ) to... Bratty Princesses!!! Um, yes and please. I had no idea that such a, way of life, if you will, was found as sexually pleasing and exciting, as the brat princess! Hello world, I may have just found my calling! So, like a good, little student, I put in the long and trying hours of devoting myself to porn to find out how to be a world class brat! Good news boys, I do not think that getting into character, if you will, will be 'difficult'. All of you give me such good information and the hottest tips! You are all the best! Knowledge is power! So, like the good slut that I am, I have watched, studied, and taken my notes! Now I am ready for world brat domination! I think that it will not be terribly difficult to 'get into character'. I do think that I will have a blast having all you boys beg for me! I love the idea of you paying tribute to my hot and sexy body with your cum! In fact, I can most definitely get used to this situation, very quickly!

I Wanna Suck Titties

Hi again my sweet and precious bunnies! I truly believe this day in history will go down as the most horny I have ever been in my entire life today! Mark it on the calendars, April 10, is CWCW Day! Chronically Wet Charlie Waters Day! It started this morning on my jog. I smelled some delicious manly, pungent, musk odor of all man meat!! Howl!!! Not only did I purposefully slow down to savor in the yummy man smell, I was on a hunt! I officially ran by home boy's building four times! Four times I circled the building! Doing what? Anticipating what? I am not sure. part of me says that I am so damn horny for cock that I would have fucked him no matter what. No matter look, age, physical, emotional capabilities. Just a thick fat hard cock. Anyway, I ran around the building like a basset hound on the hunt! Sad as it is, I still have not found that thick hard cock! Looks like I will be putting the suction cup ability of my dildo to the extreme testing boundaries tonight! I am so happy that I can at least reach my own titties and suck them. I can not eat myself out. Yet. But, where there is a will, there is a way.

Tight Ass, I'm Cummin After Ya

Ooohh la, la bunnies. I cum to you this evening, horny, and excited to spill my little, hot secret with you! Are the rumors true?, you are asking yourself. All of the whispers? So, wait for it,... Charlie Waters has been sneakily working out for the like the last three weeks, shit, maybe four weeks. Again, I feel like a badass. I remember one day I was watching one of my video's ( I love doing that by the way) and I saw myself in a way that I had not earlier, I guess. Anyway, after I saw myself I decided I wanted a bubble butt! A tight ass! A firm caboose! And I wanted my own! So, I slowly started walking. Then I started jogging. Then I started to skip, realized I looked absurd, and I now reverberate between walking and jogging! ( Running is not meant for me. Chasing you during and or before sex, does not count. ) So after I had built up a little, I started cycling! Cycling has by and far been the most dangerous of my two activities. After two near catastrophic accident on the cycle, namely being attempted selfies, I cycle safely now. This is all in my humble attempt to have the world's most amazing ass on any female 4'11 in the universe. World Domination!!

Perfect Titties

Good evening to my precious bunnies! So I was just sitting here and I began to think about Friday night. So, Friday night I had sex with a woman for the first time! It was wicked, stupid hot! I made her cum ten times! Yup, all by myself. Anyway I can not stop thinking about what I considered to be, her 'perfect titties'. I will utterly upfront and say that I always thought I had perfect titties. Maybe this is how the inventor of the first car found out someone else was also doing his 'thing', if you will, doing his 'thing', and I will be damned, doing it better! One of the things that I always loved about my tits was how proportional my nipple size is, to my breast. My nipples look like they were put on the exact size breast. They balance one another nicely. Well, I had always thought that balance was the answer. That is where beauty took up camp, was at the Balance ground. Of course that was until I saw my best friend's set of tits! I am fairly certain I saw the gates of heaven start to open as soon as I saw her nipples, but I could be wrong. I also had seven shots of fireball that night. Her titties were Not Proportional. Big titties, small nipples! Who knew?

Sex Thoughts

Good evening my sweet and precious bunnies. I hope that some of you were present the other night for The Charlie Waters special time group circle reading of 'sex thoughts'. So I have always loved motivational quotes. They are quick, free, and when used in the right time, can often be a game changer. However, one particular topic that I did not feel I had a good supply of uplifting wit was in the sex department. I went on a mad scavenger hunt for all powerful, cool, inspiring quotes on fucking that I could find! My oh my did I find some great, catchy quotes! I made a list of some of my favorite ones that I had discovered and stuck it on my fridge. One of my favorites, 'Good sex is like a bridge. If you do not have a good partner, than you had better have a good hand,'. Now does that ring true, or what? I love just being surrounded by sexual thoughts all throughout my day. So, like it or not, every time I go to the kitchen, I am greeted with the friendly reminders to love and cherish my pussy. Thus far, we have all done a great contribution to my pussy's needs, and I want to say Thank You! Long live sex thoughts!

I Kissed A Girl

Bunnies, bunnies, bunnies. For all who happened to live under a rock the last two days and by the slimmest of slim chances did not hear the breaking news, brace yourselves, breathe, wait for it... I had sex with a woman. Not only did I have sex with a woman, I had sex with a woman that is my friend, a nurse, she's hot, carries the two most beautiful and amazing titties I have happened to enjoy, and the equivalent to the statue of David in regards to her pussy. May I start off by laying the groundwork and the facts that help orchestrate the sex act to end all sex acts... I have no doubt that my job as a web cam model has created more interest from my friends than I thought feasible. We had gone out for the night and seven shots of fireball later she asked if she could just stay over at my house ( my naivety did not allow me to see that the storm was brewing). Next thing I know she is laying in my bed in her bra and panties. I tried to take the moral high road and tell her that I valued our friendship and anything that may occur could possibly endanger that, blah fucking blah. Let me just say I ravaged the woman. I made her cum ten times and squirt, at least seven out of those eight times. Charlie Waters was just confirmed lurid sex beast that will conquer all human beings, regardless of genitalia. I doubled my sex pool inadvertently and felt like a bad ass. Thank you boys. I feel like my time with you prepared for such a time as this.

I Love Being Naked

Bunnies, I almost hesitated to start on this topic, but then I realized, nah, the boys would like to hear what I really think...(boys minds, 'you have a head?'.. Exactly. I think I may have just discovered how much I love being naked. Do not get me wrong boys, I love to flash my titties for all to see, well because, they are beautiful. But it is more about just feeling 'free'. I know it sounds silly, but lately I am viewing my clothes as some constrictive agent put in part by society to 'tame' me. No Charlie, clothing is considered one of those basic necessities. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I feel so much more open minded, vulnerable, exposed, no pun intended. It is liberating to strip off all my exterior covers and just frolic around naked all the time. With out a question I am naked, I dunno, maybe 14 hours of the day? Maybe 18, all things considered. There is nothing I love more than putting on a tight, low cut dress that is too short and leaves little to none, for the ole imagination. But there is still just something so freeing about being out of that tight little number that gets me wet!

Threesome's are 3 times the work

Bunnies near and far, I miss you. I have been on honorable discharge for the last three days. We all know what that means, don't we? Three days, 72 hours of no sexy time for Charlie. This is all very trying and burdensome on my normally happy, sex feast. So, since I have been away I have been attempting to conjure up my own clandestine parties, in my neck of the woods. As luck would have it, I am still abstinent, damn it. After becoming somewhat tolerable of this doctor I used to date, I figured, Charlie, what the hell? Give him a shot. He never had a problem finding pussy in the past, what could have really changed? Apparently, you boys have spoiled me. I have no time for patience. He said, "want someone hot and dirty?", and I said, "yes please. no of any one?" He said, Yeah, but she might be too scared". Hell no. I said, due to my current state of affairs, I have no patience for a young, scared to shove my vagina in her mouth, type of girl. I called her a chicken. Bullying got me no closer to a threesome. That is a shame. I would like some of the school's to apologize to me for all of their anti-bullying rallies. No one will stand for being bullied anymore. Making my attempt at a threesome, too much work.

What an Outlet

Bunnies, can you even count the number of times that I have blabbed about my job? How many times I have said how much I love this? Countless. I am so grateful that we all have one another. I know, for me, that our chats and time together give me so much pleasure! It makes my day when I get to laugh with you, giggle with you, cum for you! I was just thinking how much we all benefit from this. How great it is that there is a place where we can all go, and escape! We get to surround ourselves with awesome friends and sexy company! We continually are kept up to date with the latest positions, toys, and all things erotica! I used to get so bummed if I didn't cum. The same stands true today, except that you make sure I do not go to bed unhappy. And for that, I love you. I love to hear you guys come in to the room and say, man Charlie, my day sucked, but you are about to make it all better! Wahoo!! I am such a lucky girl. I am so happy that we all get to have sex together! It is what makes the world go round! Your cum and my cum, has cum together to make such beautiful art between the two of us! High five guys for being the best!

Honeymoon Destination

Good evening bunnies! So I was thinking about this topic all night, while I was drinking. The more that I drank bubbly this evening, the more I thought about what a great honeymoon I would plan with an unlimited budget! Boy oh boy, the things I would want to share and experience with my significant other!! Woo wee. Without a doubt, I would want to go visit Hedonism, in the Bahamas. Hedonism is the adult version of a sex filled Disneyworld. The openness and welcoming attitude of a human's sexuality is such a damn turn on for me. The idea of being completely and utterly surrounded that are as hungry for sex as you are, is a miracle, in my opinion. One of my greatest fantasies is to have the person I am with, watch me get fucked by another person and or people. The thought of someone thrusting or filling me full of hard cock, while than one that I am with looks into my eyes and sees how much pleasure another person is giving me... Feels and sounds like the lotto to me. I would want to begin my time with someone, at least fucking every other person that I possibly could before hand. It kind of feels like The Last Supper, in my opinion.

Halloween, Duh

Well this topic, yet again, no brainer! Truth be told, I love any reason to celebrate. This pretty much includes any and all holidays. But without hesitation, Charlie Water's most favorite holiday, Halloween. I get so damn excited about this day! I tend to start toying with costume ideas late December, at least by mid January. To say the least I will consume and convert my calendar year to pre-Halloween, Hall-o-fucking-ween, and post-Halloween. My own sweet little reasons for this are vast. Where to begin?? Well, I love dress up. I always have. As a little to current day, I love me some dressing up. So it is easy to assume that a day being dedicated to solely dressing up, is right up my alley. Last year was more of a studious, high brow costume, which failed with the mass public, brutally. I was, wait for it, a Freudian Slip. I got a little white slip and plastered the whole thing with Freud's theories. Like Iceberg Analogy, Penis Envy, Oedipal Complex, and the like. Not one ass got my costume. I was staring on in shock. I was utterly crushed that my witty costume fall upon such an non receiving crowd. I worked ages on that costume. Lesson learned. Everyone appreciates the slutty nurse costume. Duly noted. Sigh.

Sports/Work Related Injury

Woe is me, bunnies. Tonight was epic in all senses. Started it off right by getting some of the sweetest, kindest, most thoughtful reviews from you guys! You guys are the best. Hands down. So thriving start. Next, had a crazy hot private with own of my besties, going way back! While out this whole fun and exciting night, I was drinking. And then I drank some more. Next thing I know, boom! Call a medic! 911! I slammed my sweet tiny lil foot into my dresser. Ouch! So, nurse Charlie came to the rescue. Cold compress, dry your tears, back to your room! I end up having a wicked hot private and I am still laughing from some of the game changing jokes you boys presented tonight. Comedy was on point like I have never witnessed. Kudos to my sweet bunnies. For the icing, I picked up a computer chair that was being thrown out three days ago. I was thinking, I dunno, my house is all tile, chair is in good condition. I made myself a damn wheelchair! I have been scooting around the last two hours...washing my face, cooking.. all because I made myself wheelchair accessible. I no longer fear living alone. I. Am. Self. Sufficient.

My New Dildo!!

Can I just add yet another thank you to all...I recently had my eyes opened to the 'dildo'. Apparently, I inadvertently had been calling my rabbit a dildo, when in fact, apparently our sub culture world refers to the rabbit as a vibrator. Well hell's bells, I love vibrators. I love my rabbit. But sometimes the rabbit can be a bit too swift for me. And by 'too swift' I mean it makes me cum in four minutes. Nothing to explode after four minutes. It is an unspoken rule. So during one of my shopping extravaganza's last week, I purchased a 100% real, often replicated, never duplicated dildo. I fell in love with the balls on it. It is 6 inches. Considering that I am 4'11, for all intensive purposes, 6 inches fills me up pretty good, if I may say so myself. So, the great thing about my awesome new dildo. is that it has a suction cup created by Zeus, if I had to guess. This dildo will stick to all!! Sticks on car dashboard, my floors, my walls..Alright, maybe those are the only things I have stuck it to, yet. But everytime I have stuck on any surface, it was in it to win it. My favorite space that I have ridden it so far, is on the floor. I stuck it on the tile on my floor in my bedroom, and I rode that perfect dildo until I squirted. Life is grand.

Last Meal, dun dun dun

Nummy. This just goes to show you how suggestive my mind is. I am laying in bed, after chatting tonight, and all Charlie wants to do is feast like it is her last damn meal. But, this mildly overrated exercise thing I have started, makes me want to wait until tomorrow morning and eat breakfast like a refugee. Mmmhh, two baked ham and swiss croissants, please.. Alright Charlie, waiter is here, no more time to spare or waste, what will you be having this evening? I believe I would refer to it as a sample appetizer. I want egg rolls, wonton soup, lo mein (all kinds except shrimp), fried rice, catsu curry, chicken pad thai, chicken curry, pizza rolls, chicken enchiladas, lasagna, spaghetti with sausage and pepperoni and tabasco. Followed by chips with picante, hot wings, bbq shredded pork, chili cheese fries, a chicken leg, chicken parmesan, Stove Top, mashed potatoes, KFC gravy, crunchy tacos, matzah ball soup, meat lovers pizza, with breadsticks and marinara. I would love all of that to be finished off with chili, vegetable soup, alphabet soup, chicken noodle soup, and finally, beef tips over noodles. I would also like all the tasty treats displayed on a lazy susan, as it will make it so much more fun for me!!And a napkin, Sinclair...

Do Ya Have It?

I have been working on this topic, meh, twenty years in the making.. What, oh what, do I like for in another in a significant other. Well, I will refer to this 'significant other' as 'he/him'. This is no way should imply I am solely set on a male counterpart, not so. I am open to a lady. All such traits should possess large genitalia, but a dildo could suffice... I think, maybe not. Anyway, there are other things. Smart. Funny. Dominant. As you all know, Charlie must laugh. It is a daily necessity. I need gross amounts of laughter. Such laughter is also followed by snorts..but that is the only way that you know it's real. Dominant, I love being submissive. I love when a master tells me what to do. I love being a sex slave. All of these things contribute to building my perfect sig other, or him. I love it when someone just holds me like a baby too.. Is that weird? I don't think so. A big teddy bear with a brain and some good jokes, yup, that'll do it. All this longing and swooning is gonna make me have to deal with this wet pussy now. Here we go again ;)

Fantasy Locale for Copulating

aahhh, this topic made me tap the breaks.. So..where is the place that you most desire to have sex, but haven't, further expounding, why has one not? I barely had to read through the entire topic before I already had my answer.. The Trail!! For all my bunnies, they are well aware of my new fav spot! Fear not, for those who aren't, I shall share.. So at my new, big girl apartment there is this wicked beautiful, lush, rich patch of woods! It literally has the most secretive entrance and exit, and once you are in the midst, it feels so stinking far from civilization, even though it isn't. Anyway, I started running through these trails because it is such a remote and beautiful spot. And I promise that every time I am back there alone, I think about how hot it would be to have a gang bang done to me back there. I haven't ever been in one, but the thought of that much cock stuffing all my holes, in the middle of nowhere, against the trees... Ah, yes please. I know that I will be making that run tomorrow morning. Thinking how badly I wanna get totally dominated and used like a doll by a gang of guys! Num, num, num

My Fav Part of Chuck!

Well hello again my sweet bunnies. I forget that this blog thing is actually a lot of fun, and healthy. We all know how much Charlie can talk and ramble, so really this is just another sweet outlet for me! I was toying with what my favorite aspect of me is... Could I possibly sound more vain??.. Back to topic.. I love my sense of naivety. I admire this characteristic of myself because as I have discovered so far, it is normally something really ridiculous or bizarre or just precious innocence, and let's be honest. It is not as if I have a whole abundance of innocence left, and for that Flirt4Free, I thank you. For example, I was unaware of the 'hand panty'. I had never heard of such a pose, act, position, whatever it may entail. Luckily, one of you was sweet enough to explain the 'hand panty'. I found out that the 'hand panty' is hands down the most unattractive 'pose'(for lack of a better term) that someone who is 4'11. I just look like I need to urinate, Nothing sexy at all. However, me inevitably doing the 'hand panty' made me laugh so hard at myself, I almost could not make it to the Ladies room in time. Power of Suggestion? Maybe. I hesitate to say that I use this characteristic to my advantage. It seems like I am normally unaware of my ignorance of differing things. All things considered, I am grateful for Charlie's novice approach to all things dirty and sexy! Yea haw!

Wanted: SEX TOY

k, so just on the heels of my hot, sexy, passionate private, I started thinking about, brace yourself, sex. Again. Ok. For like the 49th time today. Anyway...So I hope everyone had a chance to stop by my Twitter, @charwat83, and see the newest additions to the Water's residence. The lifelike cock and balls that I am continually staring at because I think they were molded from the balls of a angel.. And, my First Anal Kit. Felt like a total bad ass when I bought it too. But the bottomless pit of my sex thoughts is always after, the next best thing, I want a male doll. Like a full size one. I'm 4'11, but I want a big size doll. I will probably need assistance with getting him out of the box per say. And I may also want help if I ever need to move him. I imagine life size man doll's are dead weight, hard to 'stage'. Alright Charlie, you have nearly talked yourself out of the sexy and straight into a diy nightmare with a creepishly large male sex doll. I think I may just need to get fucked. I am quickly approaching a four month time from a last, proper fucking. The real thing has it's benefits. They can move, and stage, and sequentially leave. It is a win-win, yet again. I'm a poet n didn't know it. I am so ridiculous.

My New Fav Fetish!!

Whew bunnies... I was, yet again, blown away by you! As soon as I start to think that I have experienced the greatest orgasm, you cum along and WOW. So this party took place with yours truly, and, well, we can call him, "Daddy". One of the things that daddy did that really got me wet... He made me beg for it. We talked and laughed and giggled and snorted and snickered for hours. I asked Daddy, repeatedly, Can I please touch my pussy now Daddy?..No. Daddy will tell his Charlie when he wants her to do anything.. After an hour of talking about my fav porno scene's, all the crazy, sexy, hot, dirty, nasty acts that I've done and had done to me.. I realized I was subconsciously rocking my hips back and forth in a grinding cycle. I was trying to rub my pussy back and forth on my panties for some type of friction, some type of touch to my throbbing pussy lips. At last, Daddy told his Charlie that she could finally rub her tiny hands all over her pussy and tickle her tiny plump clit. I was laying on my back so my Daddy could watch to make sure his little slut was doing everything right. I had never felt so full of pleasure in my life!!! I was going to explode and squirt all over my damn computer screen, inadvertently costing me 100s on a new laptop, but I did not cease! I was fully prepared to sink and immerse my laptop in a flood of my squirting pussy juice, recording for daddy to watch, until he realized I sank my laptop from him pleasuring Charlie's tight cunt. Luckily, jump to today on the same laptop. My squirting aim is magical. On cam for my Daddy to see, and just to the left of the keyboard. It was a win-win for the Charlie Waters house hold that night. I ask though of my fellow bunnies, top this. Make me sink this laptop for once and all and get my ass a Mac! High 5 Daddy

Oh, I didn't see the topics!

LMAO. Damn, I am predictable. So I just started to type before I scrolled down and read the rest of the page....u know what this reminds me off....3rd grade when they gave that stupid test about directions..1. Write ur name 2. Read all of the directions first.Like #s 3-19 are all this ridiculous stuff, like write an essay, draw a pic, etc and #20 is disregard all the directions. I still can envision me shooting up and then shrinking back down ever so slowly, as I noticed everyone else was still sitting, or writing their essay, fml. Anyway, so I finally read all the directions, and I wanna talk about some suggested topics.They are way cooler than my reoccurring memeories of rushing through tasks... So, #1 Traits That Wett Charlie's Whistle in a Signifigant Other.......(cough, cough)... so, hands down #1, make laugh. For those of you who have met me for more than 3 minutes you should be seeking a snort... The Sig Other has to make me laugh, a lot and hard... common theme of mine...#2 INTELLIGENCE, used to be #1, then I got old and smart, make me think!!! literally, I may or may not, get wet think about a brilliant mind. #3, this is truly an obscure trait, because the execution must be perfect, or else it will fail and I will frolicking into the arms of another... k, so ready?? My sig has to be able to scare me. Like truly scare the shit out of me. And by no means do I want to be scared often, just like once a year. My blog administration just notified me, I do not have to discuss the underlying issues behind that.. Just scare me, really good. It is sick and ridiculous, but those are always the best combination of those things anyway. #4 Make me squirt. I know I can do it. The machine is properly operating, it just requires a sensitive driver... I have prob never said a more man thing than that. High 5 Charlie. Yes, in fact, you can be more crude and blunt. I don't wanna forget that people sacrificed their lives that I could speak with the words that tumble out of my mouth... we know Charlie, we know. U never zip it... Nope, can't say I do..

Here We Go!!!

WOOT, WOOT !!!! Hell's yeah. I just got soooo excited! Some unsuspecting friend said, 'Hey, Charlie, you should start a blog,'. Well, don't mind I do.. So, I want to start this blog off by extending thanks to er' single person on and associated with, F4F. My, my, my... That lil acronym took my world, shook it, spun it, rocketed it, etc ( I'm sure u get the visual by this point)... So, yup. I started over six weeks ago, and to everything that is sacred, holy shit. My entire life and every single thing I knew, has changed. Most importantly, my attitude. Of gratefulness. I have been exposed to so very many situations that have shown me, my life, my existence, kicks ass. So, where was I?????? Ah yes, started camming about 6 weeks ago. "What did u used to do, Charlie?" "oh, y thx for asking,..." Door to (explicit) door sprinkler system sales. Yes. It hit me one day, on the job, bc u never are like, 'hey bro, this has got shit disaster written all over it,' NO. It hit me one day, omg, I am 30 yrs old and I am selling sprinkler systems. Fortunately, that awful position was just a step for me to my here and now. I am so excited about where things are going. So, I have decided to write this blog, for Charlie. Charlie needs to be reminded that she has com, and cum, along way to be where she is now. So, high 5, big gurl and again, a huge thanks to all my peeps who come, and cum, each day to visit! YOU BUNNIES are who make the difference in my life, and I thank you. KK, next blog will not be nearly as deep and profound, I promise. K.I.C.C. (keep it cosmetic Charlie). Titties, which I have 2 of, and a booty, that I wasn't aware kicked ass, until I showed to everyone and the census is,...hip, hip, hooray!! Titties and ass next time bunnies, promise. Thinking about work now, just makes me smile. I am lucky./ Thank u to all my precious, perfect bunnies of luv!! xoxo, Charlie